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Nachowhoa
Posts: 144 - Karma: 2,972
Im board out of my mind so come up with your best joke and post it. best ones receive my virtual love and karma.
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Jul 31 2015 5:41AM
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Ghini
Posts: 2262 - Karma: 3,004
The 2022 winter Olympics will be held in Beijing..
Jul 31 2015 8:03AM
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JohnLocke
Posts: 337 - Karma: 1,057
CamembertThe 2022 winter Olympics will be held in Beijing..


I just laughed for 5 minutes straight.
Jul 31 2015 8:05AM
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Ghini
Posts: 2262 - Karma: 3,004
ck0belskiI just laughed for 5 minutes straight.


Thats pretty impresive since I only posted that 3 minutes ago..
Jul 31 2015 8:07AM
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JohnLocke
Posts: 337 - Karma: 1,057
CamembertThats pretty impresive since I only posted that 3 minutes ago..


Jul 31 2015 8:09AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Your existence
Jul 31 2015 8:13AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
OP's dad's pull-out game
Aug 1 2015 10:10AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,889
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
Aug 2 2015 7:57PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

I don't fuck a watermelon before I eat it...
Aug 2 2015 8:00PM
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zwilly
Posts: 635 - Karma: 1,908
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Aug 2 2015 11:24PM
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BAYKUR
Posts: 344 - Karma: 2,579
Two fish are in a tank.
One says, "how the fuck do you drive this thing?"
Aug 2 2015 11:36PM
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JohnBolea
Posts: 512 - Karma: 1,979
What does Michael Jackson and a Xbox have in common

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on
Aug 2 2015 11:56PM
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Mr.softcookie
Posts: 233 - Karma: 713
NachowhoaIm board out of my mind


How can you be "board"?
Aug 3 2015 9:07PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Whats the most violent thing helen keller has ever read?









a cheese grater
Aug 3 2015 9:10PM
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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
ur life lol
Aug 3 2015 11:23PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9217 - Karma: 5,399
Mr.softcookieHow can you be "board"?


Aug 3 2015 11:28PM
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Mr.softcookie
Posts: 233 - Karma: 713
a_pla5tic_bag


AHAHAAHAHA
Aug 4 2015 10:14AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,889
[video]
Aug 5 2015 9:18PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
black people
Aug 6 2015 6:38PM
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dropimg
Posts: 89 - Karma: 109
how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?



NONE
Aug 6 2015 6:51PM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,094
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.
Aug 7 2015 7:21AM
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CockGoblin
Posts: 19 - Karma: 827
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?










She wasnt wearing a seatbelt
Aug 7 2015 8:07AM
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Lonely
Posts: 6768 - Karma: 62,145
Why didn't hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff....








She was wearing mittens..
Aug 7 2015 8:31AM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
How do you know when your house has been burglarized by an asian?
Aug 7 2015 2:08PM
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lurking
Posts: 2222 - Karma: 6,788
CockGoblinWhy did Princess Diana cross the road?










She wasnt wearing a seatbelt


Sweet jesus
Aug 8 2015 12:27PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
DirtYStylELittle April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.

this is something a middle aged mom would post on facebook. -1/10
Aug 8 2015 6:05PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
How do you get pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon
Aug 8 2015 6:31PM
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CHU-TANG_CLAN
Posts: 2103 - Karma: 2,910
what did the little nazi boy get for christmas... an easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew
Aug 9 2015 1:27AM
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CHU-TANG_CLAN
Posts: 2103 - Karma: 2,910
a guy is getting ready for prom.

he has to wait in line to get his suit. he then has to wait in line to get his shoes from the store.

he then takes his date to the prom.

he tells her to wait at their table while he gets punch for the both of them.

he comes back immediately. She asks "how did you get the drinks so fast?".

he says "well there was no PUNCH LINE"
Aug 9 2015 1:33AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37540 - Karma: 121,592
what did the five fingers say to the face?
Aug 9 2015 1:55AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,889
SFBthis is something a middle aged mom would post on facebook. -1/10


Yet, my karma went up. Even after your sick burn.



Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Aug 9 2015 11:07PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
DirtYStylEYet, my karma went up. Even after your sick burn.


Lol, fucking loser
Aug 10 2015 7:58AM
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THEBONE
Posts: 31 - Karma: 18
How do you get a redneck chick to suck your dick?

DIP IT IN RANCH
Aug 10 2015 8:01AM
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nochill
Posts: 144 - Karma: 624
how many babies does it take to paint a wall












depends on how hard you throw them
Aug 10 2015 12:43PM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
What do you call a leper in a bath









Stew
Aug 10 2015 1:38PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
DirtYStylEYet, my karma went up. Even after your sick burn.



Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

lol fucking loser
Aug 10 2015 8:42PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,889
SFBlol fucking loser


Keep crying it's very entertaining.
Aug 10 2015 8:59PM
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