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i am so wasted

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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
ok i've senn these ost alot but i am so fuvked up omg, its awsome!~~!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAINE, THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE.
Jan 9 2005 12:10AM
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beefbud
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 13
first jamaican shower tonight but i ddint smoke so ya



'pet what? pet her kneecap farrel'
Jan 9 2005 12:16AM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
I SECOND that i too im wasted hey lets start the im wasted thread use time and date...
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Josh Barilar
Sportin' the bath robe steeze.
since 1984

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

You all take luck now! You take luck and care
Jan 9 2005 12:17AM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
^ man there is no way your wasted and can create a sentence like that with no major speelling mistakes at all.

All of rubin's cards were marked in advance

The trial was a pig-circus, he never had a chance.

The judge made rubin's witnesses drunkards from the slums

To the white folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum

And to the black folks he was just a crazy nigger.

No one doubted that he pulled the trigger.

And though they could not produce the gun,

The d.a. said he was the one who did the deed

And the all-white jury agreed.
Jan 9 2005 12:22AM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
oh you dont even know man what the hell im a good drunk type some people are so people arent trust me on this one. I just like to clean my plate while other dont.
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Josh Barilar
Sportin' the bath robe steeze.
since 1984

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

You all take luck now! You take luck and care
Jan 9 2005 12:34AM
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snowsnowsnow
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 23
i guy on my ski bus went into the bus bathroom and drank beer on the way up....id say it us 830 am MAX
hoose is a p i m p
Jan 9 2005 12:44AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
weak, talk to me if you want to post with the big boys



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Jan 9 2005 2:05AM
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Mavericks04
Posts: 33 - Karma: 10
hahaha i secound swirly999 u cannot be sober and spell like that
Jan 9 2005 4:59PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
^na kids, you're wrong. I can be drunk off my ass and still speak and write very coherently. If you didn't know me, you wouldn't be able to tell I was drunk, you'd just think i was very foreward in my opinions, that's the only difference.


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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Jan 9 2005 5:04PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
I don't type coherently when drunk... I probably could if I wanted to take my time, but I don't.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jan 9 2005 5:06PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
when im drunk i start blending all of my words together like thisheyhousitgoinguys...bhws5rjklhsdkjt



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Just shut up and ski.
Jan 9 2005 5:19PM
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Basement.
Posts: 215 - Karma: 59
i had 25 shots of absolut and 2 mikes last night...i passed out underneath my friends computer desk, and no one found me until like 2 today



i love boobs!
Jan 9 2005 6:33PM
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rk1080
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 12
25 shots?! no fuckin way



11-01-04, the saddest day in skiing
Jan 9 2005 7:16PM
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LittleDevil720
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your my hero




'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

Jan 9 2005 7:18PM
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NWofMidd
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
I like that you added two Mike's onto your lie. Or maybe the truth was that you had two Mike's and no shots.
Jan 9 2005 7:19PM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
if you were goin to drink 25 shots, you wouldn't drink them in small portions, you would grab the fuckin fifth and start chugging.
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'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)



no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
Jan 9 2005 7:23PM
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Basement.
Posts: 215 - Karma: 59
why's that so hard to believe? it's not that much...25 oz of vodka and 2 mikes hard lemonades



i love boobs!
Jan 9 2005 7:32PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
anythings possible if u pu tur mind to it
Jan 9 2005 7:36PM
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Basement.
Posts: 215 - Karma: 59
i have mild alch. poisoning too



i love boobs!
Jan 9 2005 7:37PM
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NWofMidd
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
I thought a shot was 1.5 ozs. Am I wrong?
Jan 9 2005 7:39PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
yep, its 1oz, most 'commerial' shot glasses run 1.5 so you dont hav to fill em all the way to the top. 'bar shot' glasses are the tru amount.
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Josh Barilar
Sportin' the bath robe steeze.
since 1984

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

You all take luck now! You take luck and care
Jan 9 2005 9:13PM
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