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How to become a rich kid?

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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
As summer keeps rolling on, I find myself in desperate need to ski. sadly, I was born into a middle class family where i was brought up skiing, but always on a budget. My parents don't have enough money to send me to the southern hemisphere, let alone drop 2gs on a summer camp. It suxxxx. How am I supposed to be the coolest kid on the mountain when they wont buy me all jiberish and saga gear?!?! And to top it off they dont have enough money to start my super legit ski/ clothing company called "Another Rich Kid Ski Co." tm. Help me out NS, I want to be a rich kid!!!
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Jul 23 2015 12:30AM
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PeppermillReno
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Don't know what advice to give you other than to remember to stay "on a budget." In the winter a little bit of money can go a long way in terms of skiing if you have your season pass and housing sorted or can sort both don't worry about the other stuff and shred its OK to have a low/empty bank account.

Ski camps are so pricey I'd assume any kids at them are trust fund babies set for life a middle class family with a mortgage to pay and mouths to feed can't drop that kind of $ on a one week summer camp.
Jul 23 2015 12:50AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Not sure if you are serious but get a job in a restaurant and you will more than enough to ski if you budget
Jul 23 2015 3:33AM
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maximiliaan
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lol, poor kids problems
Jul 23 2015 4:47AM
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.Hugo.
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Get out of here you worthless pleb
Jul 23 2015 8:00AM
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.lencon
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You're a terrible troll.


But really I'm a pimp
Jul 23 2015 8:42AM
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YoungGun.
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Lol I bet your dad only has like 5 mil.
Jul 23 2015 1:03PM
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freewillie
Posts: 431 - Karma: 3,326
Met this kid who skis at my school and because he was the only other kid who skied we started riding together. He had never even touched park before like half way through the season, when he started getting into it. Boom, right off the bat he buys like a 1000 dollars worth of skis with his moms money, starts private coaching and then signs up for windells that summer.
Jul 23 2015 1:17PM
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ModMommy
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Start dating a rich girl. Problem solved.
Jul 23 2015 1:24PM
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cobra_commander
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safarisamStart dating a rich girl. Problem solved.


My life plan
Jul 23 2015 1:26PM
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CheddarJack
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safarisamStart dating a rich girl. Problem solved.


cobra_commanderMy life plan


Male gold diggers unite!
Jul 23 2015 2:04PM
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.Hugo.
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safarisamStart dating a rich girl. Problem solved.


My friend and i were driving by this huge house on a lake and i turned to my friend and said "i hope he has an ugly daughter." Im a bad person
Jul 23 2015 2:06PM
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ComptonKush
Posts: 81 - Karma: 695
Get your hand on some buds and hustle like chief keef, other than that youll have to work full hours unless you still live with your parents get a damn job already and don't blow cash on bud same goes for alcohol.
Jul 23 2015 3:14PM
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S.J.W
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OP, I'm an Australian prince. I currently have $4000,000,000 in my American bank. However to acces them I need $5000 for the withdrawal fee. As America and Australia have fairly loose ties they are not allowed to exchange money between each other. So if you transfer me $5000 I will give you how ever much money you wish to have. PM me for more details
Jul 23 2015 7:14PM
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purplepants420
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your parents not buying you saga and jiberish doesn't make you uncool. It doesn't really matter what you wear you just have to have skills to be cool.
Jul 23 2015 7:19PM
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SteezOnSkis12
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.lenconI'm


.lencona terrible troll.


I agree
Jul 23 2015 10:19PM
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C_dub
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Step 1. Learn to ski
Step 2. Go to windells
problem solved
Jul 23 2015 10:59PM
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californiagrown
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you seem like a rich kid.
Jul 23 2015 11:44PM
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yungsteeze
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start flippin pounds for that fast money
Jul 23 2015 11:47PM
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californiagrown
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you think thats an insult? what the hell happened in your fucked up childhood that made you think being called rich was an insult?
Jul 24 2015 12:40AM
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freewillie
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S.J.WOP, I'm an Australian prince. I currently have $4000,000,000 in my American bank. However to acces them I need $5000 for the withdrawal fee. As America and Australia have fairly loose ties they are not allowed to exchange money between each other. So if you transfer me $5000 I will give you how ever much money you wish to have. PM me for more details


lying makes your pants catch fire fyi...
Jul 24 2015 1:02AM
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cdip
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Do "bad" stuff online
Jul 24 2015 10:14AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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You could sell Amway...
Jul 24 2015 11:37AM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
cool_nameget a job in a restaurant


No i want my parents to pay for me, also update: saga had 70% off so I meow have a kewl jacket
Jul 24 2015 3:02PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Job.

That is how I paid for my first three years of summercamp.
Jul 24 2015 7:33PM
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SkrrtKobain
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actually start selling weed u could easily make 2g in like 2 months
Jul 25 2015 3:56PM
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413Crew
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rich kids be like
Jul 25 2015 11:52PM
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daannnnieel
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Im not sure if I was a rich kid or not. I did have a really fucking fun child hood and I dont think funding downhill mountain biking and skiing from a young age was cheap.
Jul 26 2015 1:08AM
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yungsteeze
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how to b a rich kid: diversify ya bonds nigga
Jul 26 2015 1:11AM
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miroz
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dane_wizwillardIm not sure if I was a rich kid or not. I did have a really fucking fun child hood and I dont think funding downhill mountain biking and skiing from a young age was cheap.


You were a rich kid. Most of us were rich kids. At least in the grand scheme of things.
Jul 26 2015 4:31AM
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T-Van
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ANUSTARTAs summer keeps rolling on, I find myself in desperate need to ski. sadly, I was born into a middle class family where i was brought up skiing, but always on a budget. My parents don't have enough money to send me to the southern hemisphere, let alone drop 2gs on a summer camp. It suxxxx. How am I supposed to be the coolest kid on the mountain when they wont buy me all jiberish and saga gear?!?! And to top it off they dont have enough money to start my super legit ski/ clothing company called "Another Rich Kid Ski Co." tm. Help me out NS, I want to be a rich kid!!!


"do futurespins , get paid", Tammy Wallnuts
Jul 26 2015 4:46AM
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miroz
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dane_wizwillardIm not sure if I was a rich kid or not. I did have a really fucking fun child hood and I dont think funding downhill mountain biking and skiing from a young age was cheap.


You were a rich kid. Most of us were rich kids. At least in the grand scheme of things.
Jul 26 2015 4:51AM
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Holte
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Don't be a rich kid. Please don't want to be a rich kid.

Be someone who pours every ounce into skiing. Ski through your trampoline, through your diving board, through your terrible backyard setup, through hiking, through skateboarding. Skiing needs you. Don't be a rich kid, be a skier.
Jul 26 2015 5:17AM
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daannnnieel
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HolteDon't be a rich kid. Please don't want to be a rich kid.

Be someone who pours every ounce into skiing. Ski through your trampoline, through your diving board, through your terrible backyard setup, through hiking, through skateboarding. Skiing needs you. Don't be a rich kid, be a skier.


because every broke kid has a pool and a trampoline.
Jul 26 2015 5:32AM
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McLS
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Dude.

1.steal snowboards at hill
2.sacrifice them to the ski god
3.ski god happy
4.???
5.get loaded

You can also burn snowboarders, that will ensure yoy next level ski tricks and a spot in ski heaven.

#snowboardcrusade
Jul 26 2015 8:54AM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
Dude.

1.steal snowboards at hill
2.sacrifice them to the ski god
3.ski god happy
4.???
5.get loaded

You can also burn snowboarders, that will ensure yoy next level ski tricks and a spot in ski heaven.

#snowboardcrusade
Jul 26 2015 8:54AM
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scott_Q
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Ill be your sugar daddy
Jul 28 2015 12:18AM
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brend
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Worst troll on ns.
Jul 28 2015 1:36AM
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PeppermillReno
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WHAT?


Bro who are you Ive posted up shit on here of myself flossing in Chamonix and Verbier with some skier cougar I met in Vail ever since I found this website fall '12 Ive done a lot of fucking skiing outside new england this good roll Im on in terms of getting my turns in is why I still post even though Im probably better suited to TGR based on age.

I spent 3 weeks in ASPEN this winter. All paid for by me.

I hope you never get to experience the satisfaction of paying for shit like that yourself and its always picked up by your family who sent you to ski camp. Bitch.



Just because I root for people at the bottom of society and I generally feel for almost everyone I encounter especially the homie rolling my burrrito and pouring my coffee and because I made fun of you for acting like a tough guy in the gun thread means your gonna start trolling me?
Jul 28 2015 2:09AM
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