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Who has a good sex life

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J_Berg
Posts: 562 - Karma: 2,031
Ahh now that I've reeled you in cuz you thought ahh tis me with a fine sex life... Who's had sex with a girl on her period. Like a girlfriend. Cuz my girls been in poland for a month, is home for 6 days, of which she most likely will be on her period and then she's off to college. D1 volleyball.. Anyway is it that bad. Wanna give her the ole 1 2 fuckaroo before we go off to school.
Side note. We regularly have great sex.
Side note 2. She shreds. No big deal
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Jul 22 2015 11:42PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,889
My sex life is hood. That's an inside joke. HA

For real, you will be fine. Iv'e been there done that. A little blood never killed anyone. Just watch out for those AIDS...
Jul 22 2015 11:46PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
a girl hasnt even touched my trouser snake. Im saving myself for jesus' bone
Jul 22 2015 11:50PM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,094
My girlfriend is on her period for on average 6 out of every 30 days, that's 20% of the time, I'm not going to spend 20% of the month not having sex.

Would I recommend going down town on her, probably not, but I mean, it'd be stupid not to get a little sexy time going on.
Jul 22 2015 11:54PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
period time means you just gotta hit that rear entry doe

im jk good luck jackie
Jul 23 2015 12:02AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,452
J_BergAhh now that I've reeled you in cuz you thought ahh tis me with a fine sex life... Who's had sex with a girl on her period. Like a girlfriend. Cuz my girls been in poland for a month, is home for 6 days, of which she most likely will be on her period and then she's off to college. D1 volleyball.. Anyway is it that bad. Wanna give her the ole 1 2 fuckaroo before we go off to school.
Side note. We regularly have great sex.
Side note 2. She shreds. No big deal



I started reading the beginning then decide that I hate you.


You sound like a retarded pirate.
Jul 23 2015 12:08AM
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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
not you thats for damn sure
Jul 23 2015 12:15AM
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loopie
Posts: 142 - Karma: 152
1 - Lay a towel down over your sheets
2 - Never turn on any lights (otherwise you will find a murder scene)
3 - Be very drunk

It might have just been a personal experience but I was not prepared for the amount of blood that would ensue. I came into it knowing the girl was on her period but I thought it was no big deal. Just be ready to take a shower haha.

Is this is a troll thing?
Jul 23 2015 12:30AM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,849
Bone in the shower. Just make sure you have good footing.
Jul 23 2015 12:32AM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
cultraraBone in the shower. Just make sure you have good footing.


Jul 23 2015 12:37AM
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*SID*
Posts: 3133 - Karma: 975
i have accidentally. gross after
Jul 23 2015 12:38AM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,849
ANUSTART


Nice! Another great thing to have is two shower heads. Otherwise, someone is getting cold.
Jul 23 2015 12:40AM
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PeppermillReno
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cultraraNice! Another great thing to have is two shower heads. Otherwise, someone is getting cold.


Or you could have a high power shower head with a flexible hose and have the girl use it to prep/clean herself up and not have to fuck in the shower standing up.
Jul 23 2015 12:54AM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
OP, your mother has a pretty good sex life
Jul 23 2015 1:02AM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
Yeah, just throw the beater sheets on and get rowdy. I'd hold off on the heavy flow days, but otherwise its all good.
Jul 23 2015 1:14AM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
this whole thread disgusts me.


why would you waste that blood, use it for a bloody mary afterwards
Jul 23 2015 1:23AM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
pee in her butt?
Jul 23 2015 2:42AM
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PhotoGraphic
Posts: 241 - Karma: 477
Repent after me I have had no less than 3 sexual acts with many a (fe)male in my 50 Mile radius that I occupy on another note I buried them under the floor of a shipping container.
Jul 23 2015 3:34AM
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connecticunt
Posts: 847 - Karma: 1,533
90053pee in her butt?


When the river runs red take the dirt road home, am I right?
Jul 23 2015 1:02PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
connecticuntWhen the river runs red take the dirt road home, am I right?


You got that right, sister
Jul 23 2015 1:37PM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,094
connecticuntWhen the river runs red take the dirt road home, am I right?


dirt road eh? Ideally straight muddy, kinda gets stuck on you until you wash off the mud properly
Jul 23 2015 2:15PM
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CheddarJack
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ndyedirt road eh? Ideally straight muddy, kinda gets stuck on you until you wash off the mud properly


Oh my god that is disgusting.
Jul 23 2015 2:19PM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
theabortionatorI started reading the beginning then decide that I hate you.


You sound like a retarded pirate.


Arr, nothin' like a good ol' fashion 1-2-fuckaroo matey. I'll surely be claimin' my share of the bootey. Arr, X marks the spot it does
Jul 23 2015 2:58PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
f that noise.

get her to run some cone on the ol peen there bud.
Jul 23 2015 2:58PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
a brave pirate will sail across the red sea to find booty !
Jul 23 2015 5:20PM
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
It doesn't bother me, we have sex pretty much everyday no matter what.
Jul 23 2015 5:25PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
Do it pussy
Jul 23 2015 6:03PM
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AR7rider.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 16
FBGMDo it pussy



You still have a good sex life with "el pussy"?
Jul 23 2015 6:05PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
AR7rider.You still have a good sex life with "el pussy"?


that's awfully mature of you. no, i currently have a boyfriend that is not him.
Jul 23 2015 6:29PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
real men arent going to let that stop em
Jul 23 2015 6:40PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
If she's down for it why wouldn't you?
Lay down a towel, and have at it.
I don't understand why people make such a big deal about it.
Jul 23 2015 9:03PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Just think of it as extra lubrication.

Or do anal.
Jul 23 2015 9:24PM
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*DELETED*
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 938
Cleanup before (her), laydown towel (or in shower). USE CONDOM TO PROTECT PEEHOLE. Clean up afterwards.

So yes; fucking do it you pussy.
Jul 23 2015 9:25PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Might as well, be careful though...it might be looser than you remember
Jul 23 2015 10:41PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
AR7rider.You still have a good sex life with "el pussy"?


i logged in simply because i saw you post in here and wanted to say, good to see you again sir......and fuck her, what are you 12? its a little bit of fucking blood big fucking deal
Jul 24 2015 12:15AM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
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how the fuck are people ignoring this post
Jul 24 2015 4:20PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
savvy_skihow the fuck are people ignoring this post


i didn't ignore it. i downvoted it only because it was hard to read, i wanted to throw up no joke.
Jul 24 2015 4:23PM
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robbinJAHood
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FBGMi didn't ignore it. i downvoted it only because it was hard to read, i wanted to throw up no joke.


I was eating yogurt covered pretzels and I gagged lol
Jul 24 2015 4:55PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Wow a bunch of old people I haven't seen in a while jumping in the thread Yeah I've done it really not that big of a deal, if it grosses you out that much wear a condom and put down a towle.
Jul 24 2015 5:28PM
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CliffyByro
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Jul 24 2015 7:09PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
FUCKING SEND IT SON
Jul 24 2015 7:13PM
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Abused_Tampon
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I feel that I am needed here
Jul 24 2015 10:43PM
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JTCasper540_MN
Posts: 742 - Karma: 3,698
Abused_TamponI feel that I am needed here


lol
Jul 24 2015 11:50PM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 1,337
Just do it in the shower
Jul 25 2015 11:13AM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
I understand not being down to have a one night stand with a girl on her period but if shes your girlfriend and you're still too grossed out to have sex then I don't know how you can call yourself a man. That's disgraceful. Put a towel down if you care about the bedsheets and get to work.
Jul 25 2015 12:58PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10830 - Karma: 57,365
Put a towl down on the bed, periods typically don't have too much blood, more of a steady leak then a bunch at once. It's really not that bad, just make sure she's comforrable with it & don't jackhammer.
Jul 25 2015 2:20PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
its fine, buuttt shes probably cheating on you at school. just how it goes..
Jul 25 2015 5:25PM
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CheesusChrist
Posts: 159 - Karma: 346
"Dick her"
"Take the dirt road home"

*insert picture of mexican girl saying "Why can't we have both?"*

ya either way just go with the shower route, or so i've heard (unfortunately)
Jul 25 2015 7:43PM
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iH8pow
Posts: 1824 - Karma: 7,816
What others have said. She's been in Europe for the past month. Use a condom, you probably weren't the last one to hit that

Also idk, I love it when licking my girl is like putting my tongue on a battery. That ting is great---and probably comes from the iron in the blood..
Jul 25 2015 9:47PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
safarisamPut a towl down on the bed, periods typically don't have too much blood, more of a steady leak then a bunch at once. It's really not that bad, just make sure she's comforrable with it & don't jackhammer.


It's not his girl's fault if she has a heavy flow and a wideset vagina.
Jul 26 2015 1:23AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
CoreyTrevorputting my tongue on a battery



or its the acidity ;)

**This post was edited on Jul 26th 2015 at 5:36:04am
Jul 26 2015 5:34AM
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