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Mingg: the fucking ski killer

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yeahmon
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So we were up at Snowflex and mingg tried a tail press and fucked this kids skis up. That shit SNAPPED!
Jul 21 2015 11:06PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
First. Pics or it didnt happen.
Jul 21 2015 11:07PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I heard ming was asian and has massive boobs.

Also if your penis is under 7 inches, best try elsewhere.
Jul 21 2015 11:10PM
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yeahmon
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We have a vid, she will post it later
Jul 21 2015 11:33PM
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theabortionator
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PICSSSSSSSS


NOW
Jul 21 2015 11:47PM
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californiagrown
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Sounds like shes a bit top heavy.
Jul 21 2015 11:49PM
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shin-bang
Posts: 4103 - Karma: 7,001
ming even tho you broke his skis i still love you.
Jul 21 2015 11:51PM
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Mingg
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hahahaha I'm so sorry man. I feel so bad about it.


Hit me up and I'll hook you up with some new skis.
Jul 21 2015 11:52PM
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Nacho+
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Granite_StateAlso if your penis is under 7 inches, best try elsewhere.


nacho is in the clear... niiiice
Jul 22 2015 12:15AM
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dingus
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Granite_StateI heard ming was asian and has massive boobs.

Also if your penis is under 7 inches, best try elsewhere.

I'm 3 inches but my personality 8 inches, am I still in the clear?
Jul 22 2015 4:13PM
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OregonDead
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Ha ha she doesn't even know her own strength.
Jul 22 2015 4:53PM
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Mingg
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OregonDeadHa ha she doesn't even know her own strength.


Haha dude I honestly leaned back a little bit and they just flexed out. I've never been on such soft skis. I didn't know how to handle them hahaha I feel so bad about it.
Jul 22 2015 5:00PM
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Chubz.
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Mingg WTF?
Jul 22 2015 5:10PM
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CHORIZO
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Mingg how do you do a lip onto a rail that you dont even have to jump onto?
Jul 22 2015 7:41PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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someone's searching for head
Jul 22 2015 8:41PM
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Big_Spence
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11/10
Jul 22 2015 9:32PM
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Mingg
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ANUSTARTMingg how do you do a lip onto a rail that you dont even have to jump onto?


Why do you gotta hate dude? I'm just tryin to ski...didn't know it mattered where I tried new stuff.
Jul 23 2015 8:03AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Now I wait...
Jul 23 2015 8:41AM
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