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How to throw a bombass party

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C.Smith
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I'm planning to throw a party this summer and I don't really know what to do. I have a lot I space so neighbors aren't a problem, I have a big pond and A fire pit. If anyone could help with ideas or what you did that would be great. Oh and I'm also under aged so no booze.
Jul 20 2015 10:07PM
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JAHpow
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booze
Jul 20 2015 10:08PM
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Lonely
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Umm nerf guns, root beer, and super smash bros with no girls allowed..obviously
Jul 20 2015 10:10PM
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miroz
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I don't know anything about ass parties but I'm assuming you'll figure it out...

Butt seriously...

Music - duh, get tunes going
Food and drink - snack food, BBQ, etc
Things to do - tailgate slash yard games like cornhole (lol)
Jul 20 2015 10:10PM
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S.J.W
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Hire a DJ with lights and shit.
Jul 20 2015 10:10PM
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Wheaty214
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1. Buy a drug testing kits off of dancesafe.org
2. Buy a ton of fucking Molly (but make sure it's real)
3. Put it in the fruit punch bowl
4. ?????
5. Bombass party achieved
Jul 20 2015 10:17PM
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GayWolf420
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idk
Jul 20 2015 10:26PM
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robbinJAHood
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get lots of glow sticks and good music lol
Jul 20 2015 10:32PM
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JAHpow
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Ok for a serious response-

Epic bean bag toss tournament
Jul 20 2015 10:49PM
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swaggerboi
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its no party without everclear
Jul 20 2015 10:52PM
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C.Smith
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mirozI don't know anything about ass parties but I'm assuming you'll figure it out...

Butt seriously...

Music - duh, get tunes going
Food and drink - snack food, BBQ, etc
Things to do - tailgate slash yard games like cornhole (lol)


I was thinking something like that and if you want the ultimate tailgate/yard game look up can jam
Jul 20 2015 10:52PM
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theabortionator
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C.SmithI'm planning to throw a party this summer and I don't really know what to do. I have a lot I space so neighbors aren't a problem, I have a big pond and A fire pit. If anyone could help with ideas or what you did that would be great. Oh and I'm also under aged so no booze.


Get famous glasses, talk shit to the media, disrespect your parents and any authority, live in australia.
Jul 20 2015 10:57PM
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KEVTRON
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Can Jam or the party will fail.

I also saw a video earlier of kickball but the bases were blow up kiddie pools and in between the bases were slip n slides. looked awesome. Especially if you can include whatever that booze stuff is.
Jul 20 2015 11:08PM
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Peter.
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sounds like youve got a nice set up for a day drink into a party at night. just invite people over on a nice day and hang out outside
Jul 20 2015 11:12PM
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DirtYStylE
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Don't sweat it kid. Just get the place set up and you'll have a great time. Just leave out all your toys so people can pick them up and have some fun. A game of ultimate, soccer, or touch football will just happen if the right people are there. Overdoing it and having planned activities is a total bore, unless your 5.

Make sure that you have bowls on bowls of chips and drinks at the ready.
Jul 20 2015 11:31PM
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californiagrown
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Like how big are we talking?

If really big, THE most important thing to have enough of is fucking TP. Women will go through that shit just as quick as the alcohol. the TP consumption at big ass parties is fucking impressive.
Jul 20 2015 11:36PM
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theabortionator
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C.SmithOh and I'm also under aged so no booze.


Jul 20 2015 11:49PM
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miroz
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C.SmithI was thinking something like that and if you want the ultimate tailgate/yard game look up can jam


I know about can jam. I was mostly just trying to make ass jokes.
Jul 21 2015 12:27AM
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shin-bang
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mirozI know about can jam. I was mostly just trying to make ass jokes.


Same here
Jul 21 2015 12:28AM
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Chubz.
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Get drunk


Go swimming in the pond at night
Jul 21 2015 1:13AM
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CHORIZO
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aint no party like my nana's tea party
Jul 21 2015 2:10AM
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.Hugo.
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no booze?


uhhh giant blowup doll orgy
Jul 21 2015 6:48AM
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S.J.W
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theabortionatorGet famous glasses, talk shit to the media, disrespect your parents and any authority, live in australia.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/776531/Best-Street-Party-Ever---Parents-Yet-To-Find-Out

Straya cunt
Jul 21 2015 10:55AM
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Peter.
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theabortionatorGet famous glasses, talk shit to the media, disrespect your parents and any authority, live in australia.



dont forget the nipple ring
Jul 21 2015 11:00AM
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Titus69
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op better invite all nsg people
Jul 21 2015 12:47PM
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smooter
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get some of that bombass, dankass, purp skurp from up north
Jul 21 2015 1:10PM
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304NordMan
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you sayin you cant drink because you cna't buy any.. or because you dont want to wasted with your buddies and fly through some mental interspace?
Jul 21 2015 3:50PM
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matlk14
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craigslists ads
Jul 21 2015 4:47PM
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notspoicey
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Jul 21 2015 5:14PM
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Sky.
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theabortionatorGet famous glasses, talk shit to the media, disrespect your parents and any authority, live in australia.


Idc that shit was legend when the hell was the video first posted on here? Feels like ages ago
Jul 21 2015 5:15PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Get a game of twister going. Epic.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/776562/80--39-s-Twister-Commercial
Jul 21 2015 5:16PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Mr.BishopGet a game of twister going. Epic.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/776562/80--39-s-Twister-Commercial


And they say that ads NOWADAYS are overly sexualized. Jesus christ I think that got me pregnant.
Jul 21 2015 5:18PM
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theabortionator
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Sky.Idc that shit was legend when the hell was the video first posted on here? Feels like ages ago


08/09
Jul 21 2015 5:42PM
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Mr.Bishop
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CaptainObvious.And they say that ads NOWADAYS are overly sexualized. Jesus christ I think that got me pregnant.


We didn't fuck around in the '80s.
Jul 21 2015 6:34PM
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OregonDead
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Costumes and a pinata. Get other prizes in addition to the pinata to motivate people to interact and participate in your costume/upsidedown twerking contests and whatever other games you organize. Also get a PA or at least a megaphone so you can talk to/direct all of your guests. Not having booze your party will be a little like a school dance so you will need to tell people "it's time" rather than expecting them to just spontaneously start a dance contest.
Jul 21 2015 6:42PM
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SnowshoeThompson
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make wizard staffs with energy drinks
Jul 21 2015 6:44PM
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slugworth
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drugs all around
Jul 21 2015 6:47PM
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swiggy
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Lots and Lots of pom-bay
Jul 21 2015 6:47PM
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Sky.
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theabortionator08/09


Ahhh,the times.... I was just a lurker back then, I really do miss those days.
Jul 21 2015 11:03PM
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Deepskier
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LonelyUmm nerf guns, root beer, and super smash bros with no girls allowed..obviously


Hahha I lolled at that but I'm in same situation but niegbors are close and just because you are under age doesn't mean you can't drink get some one to buy for you I'm 14 and my sister just turned 21 it's sick
Jul 22 2015 9:45PM
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Lonely
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DeepskierHahha I lolled at that but I'm in same situation but niegbors are close and just because you are under age doesn't mean you can't drink get some one to buy for you I'm 14 and my sister just turned 21 it's sick


R8 8/8
Jul 22 2015 9:58PM
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Deepskier
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LonelyR8 8/8


R8 10/10
Jul 23 2015 12:13AM
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C.Smith
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DeepskierHahha I lolled at that but I'm in same situation but niegbors are close and just because you are under age doesn't mean you can't drink get some one to buy for you I'm 14 and my sister just turned 21 it's sick


Problem is I got no connections
Jul 23 2015 11:34PM
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theabortionator
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CaptainObvious.Jesus christ I think that got me pregnant.


I'm here if you need me
Jul 24 2015 12:50AM
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Deepskier
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C.SmithProblem is I got no connections


Find some
Jul 24 2015 3:41PM
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