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Now that I got your attention :) (sparknotes: fuck entitled people)
What the hell is going on with people these days? I know some people actually use these sites for legitimate things(I've donated before) but so many, if not the majority seem to be lazy entitled cunts who are demanding the world give them free shit because they're special.
On newschoolers alone have seen somebody's cunt friend that deserved a $50,000 italian bass because "she fell in love with it" and her teacher said "She would never get the parts she wanted on the bass she had".
Some gaper kid who wanted 10k to build his shitty tiny house. he was going to put a wallride on the side and rail on top so he could make it less functional as a house and pretend that he actually had the ability to even hit said features.
Some bitches that wanted several thousand to buy sunglasses from alibaba at wholesale prices so they could make a bunch of money without having to invest anything.
Then some entitled lying bitches that wrote a whole essay about their grandfather making watches when he lived with santa at the north pole and he passed down his skills to his grandkids that were making them now AKA buying them wholesale from alibaba. 12k for that shit?
Lazy and entitled people are the worst. People just want to sit there, do nothing, and expect their dreams to come true. Get paid for nothing, get a house for nothing, get everything for nothing. I don't get it.
its just easier to annoy people on social media for money than it is to actually use basic financial decisions like saving money. Welcome to the golden age!
This is such bullshit. You want something (that isn't a basic human right), fucking work for it. I just went onto their website and the help x fight cancer is fair enough. But this bullshit about an anti vaccination campaign or help a student memoraize the quran.
The holiday section is the worst by far. OMG, help me get to cali, help me see Vietnam, help me do all these things that I can't afford to do because I didn't apply myself durin school. Crowd funding should only be legal for medical or charitible reasons.
CheddarJackThe comments on the one that you linked to are priceless.
I know. A ton of shares and still $0 LOLZ
For once the universe is in balance. Generally even the shittiest ones are all full of "Awesome man, product looks good and totally original" "You go girl you get that bass" "Hell yeah man your gaper tiny house will be awesome"
and then if you talk shit you get them and all their butthurt friends going at you on facebook. Actually that's the best part. The tinyhouse crew gave me entertainment for almost a week.
The world seems fucked honestly. The economy is shitty and that has an impact on people getting jobs and solid pay, but people are lazy bitches as well.
Inb4 I see one for funding them to sell energy drinks to not get a bmw. #tothemoon
"If you start a kickstarter for a lifetime supply of condoms I'm sure myself and others will be more than happy to donate every penny of your goal, as the thought of you reproducing is fairly terrifying."
There should be a "vote to return funds"option. And let's say if you got 10 people to vote to return the funds it would take $50 out of the account and give it back to the people who donated. Like "sorry, your donation was denied by 10 hard working people who hate this go fund me campaign."
Or better yet, instead of returning the money to the donator, it can go to a real donation place like the salvation army or something of that sort.
LonelyI propose a competion to see who can find the dumbest most disgusting gofundme
Or who can make the worst one.
I still like my idea of getting 10k ish to put hydraulics on my subaru forester. The point? There is none, but it would be horrible and useless and a beautiful and blatant way to waste peoples hard earned money.
I still like my idea of getting 10k ish to put hydraulics on my subaru forester. The point? There is none, but it would be horrible and useless and a beautiful and blatant way to waste peoples hard earned money.
Haha my forester could use some work too...gofundme it is
Yeah, the only time I ever donated was when one of my friends had all of her stuff stolen while working for the Peace Corps somewhere in Africa (I wanna say Cameroon) and had no way to replace any of it.
Most of the shit people ask for is ridiculous. Like, "I wanna take a trip to Thailand for a month, but if you fund me I'll take pictures of the local children to pretend I'm a humanitarian."
theabortionatorSome bitches that wanted several thousand to buy sunglasses from alibaba at wholesale prices so they could make a bunch of money without having to invest anything.
It was fucking RUTHLESS. Some of the best shit I've seen. 1 post about "these guys suck but you're a little too mean" and another "these kids are cool and all you haters are just dumb haters" and the rest was 200 comments of ruthless E justice.
It might have gotten 5k facebook shares and somebody donated $5 this morning but that was it.
Jonathan Rustin
19
11 hours ago
All these GoFundMes and Kickstarters reek of lazy bitches soaked in entitlement and in your case probably in need of a shower as well. Sell water, sell beer, sell rocks, sell yourselves, sell your kidney, but jesus fucking christ don't sit there and think that the world owes you this tour. You've shown 0 initiative and probably won't make it far in life. If you start a kickstarter for a lifetime supply of condoms I'm sure myself and others will be more than happy to donate every penny of your goal, as the thought of you reproducing is fairly terrifying.
Brandon Duffy
14
12 hours ago
I'd be more than happy to donate your wife a case of slim fast though...bitch is huuuuge!
Courtney Jade
12
10 hours ago
IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD TOUR, YOU CAN'T AFFORD A KID! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sarah Coddington
12
12 hours ago
I didn't even get to go to Fare Thee Well because I have a fucking job and couldn't get off.... You were fortunate enough to actually be there, now you're begging online for money to go on Phish tour?!! Get a fucking job
Brandon Duffy
11
12 hours ago
If you don't have money to get into a show maybe you shouldn't go and get jobs and stop being fucking loser ass wooks
Alexandros Triantafillou
9
10 hours ago
Is this foreal? It has to be a joke.. No body really is this thick headed, ignorant & lazyy could they? If this is real, do us all a favor & please do not start a family.
Kyle Murray-Greninger
8
12 hours ago
Sell grilled cheese and water on lot... Get a Hustle.... Don't donate, have them go to lot and work for a miracle like the rest of us or pay face. Zero effort here.
Courtney Lafon
6
10 hours ago
If you cannot afford to see Phish on your own, please don't mention settling down to start a family. This gives people the urge to call you breeders, instead of future responsible parents. Having a full time job, with paid time off, and careful planning would allow a wonderfully planned "short trip" (I think 2 weeks is plenty). Plus a paycheck when you're home! Nothing beats two weeks of earned freedom & ~$800 direct deposited after a magical adventure. Also I'm not sure of this woman's health, if she has high blood pressure, etc. A poor diet could cause gestational diabetes or a slew of other complications. Honestly weighted hula hooping an hour straight to your favorite show is a great way to get cardio in. If interested in yoga check out doyogawithme.com yoga is for all body types, but I know women of larger builds can be embarrassed with a ton of trendy blondes in teeny tiny pants at yoga centers, or classes are too expensive. It's also more fun if your partner will stretch too. Healthy body, healthy mind, healthy family.
Gregg Miller
6
11 hours ago
You should put some effort into a college education, or a real job. Then you wouldnt look like such a waste of natural resources. I wonder how many ballons of nitrous this took to think this would be a good idea...i hope you make zero shows...trey hates you, he told me
Courtney Jade
5
10 hours ago
You know you're going to be harassed on lot now, right? It'll be hard to miss that tie dye dress.
Ryan Brashier
5
10 hours ago
Steal the copper wiring out of the street lamps...isn't that how people make extra money in Michigan?
Bat-Dan Dibiase
5
10 hours ago
go get a damn job and pay for it yourself. This site is to help people who have fallen on hard times, not some lazy hippies see a show. You give hippies a bad name and should be ashamed of yourself.
Kelli N Brandon Criswell
4
11 hours ago
Get the fuck it of here. Seriously. Please don't bring kids into this world for love of all wooks. Lot trash
Andrew Brisson
4
11 hours ago
Go Fuck Yourself...... work for your shows.... sell water, food, pins, jewlery, patchs shirys, whatever on lot to pay for ur travels... thats what the rest of us do.......stop being such a lazy piece of shit and begging online...
Brad Stops
4
12 hours ago
KYS?
Kenny Hashmouf
4
12 hours ago
Get a job
Cory Cooper
4
12 hours ago
Are you fucking kidding me!?
Chris Cooke
3
10 hours ago
If you love Phish so much you would work your ass off like the rest of us to go see them, instead of asking for a handout.
Julian Tenney
3
11 hours ago
Wow.... You guys are wrong on so many levels. Especially because true family WARNED US about you.... I have to put up 5K to move next month on a months notice..... Luckily I have it because I WORK and am a solid citizen. I suggest you not go on tour and save your money for your upcoming familial responsibilities. Are you pregnant? Then you shouldnt be snorting Molly on tour.... Call a spade a spade.... Good luck to you wookies......
Kimberlie Anne
3
11 hours ago
if you don't have enough to see Phish, maybe you should wait a little while to have kids anyway...but really besides the fact that your asking for other peoples money to do it, making a big deal out of your last summer as a couple without children is a good idea! and Brandon Duffy, your an asshole. I hope bad things happen to you : ]
FIRST PAGE. Some solid thread on PT(phantasytour phish forum)about this as well. I love it
theabortionatorIt was fucking RUTHLESS. Some of the best shit I've seen. 1 post about "these guys suck but you're a little too mean" and another "these kids are cool and all you haters are just dumb haters" and the rest was 200 comments of ruthless E justice.
FIRST PAGE. Some solid thread on PT(phantasytour phish forum)about this as well. I love it
Also wish i could hit the people that donate to these stupid funds upside the head with a cinder block.....
LIEK HEY DO YOU REALIZE THAT THERE ARE BILLIONS OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO COULD PUT YOUR DONATED MONEY TO ACTUAL USE AND POTENTIALLY MAKE A POSITIVE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD????? FUCK MAN.
a girl on my facebook was trying to get people to donate so she could compete in the Miss NY beauty pageant, which, and i'm being nice here, she had NO SHOT of winning
Kooky_LukeyA lot of thought went into both of these descriptions. I don't know why anyone hasn't donated yet!
My comment on the wedding was pretty solid. I wrote the whole back story for why they needed the money. Their dog snuggles, it getting hit by a car, the vet bills, then it dying, borrowing 18.95 to buy a shovel at lowes. The wildfire that took the house. The car getting stolen while they were in the er.
It was beautiful. It was a story about love, a story about life, but most of all, a story about America.
This guy at my work is always posting in our employee classifieds to donate to his adoption. Which is like, I hope that goes well for you and all but pay for your own kids. And also, once you get the kid home with you the fundraiser is over. Buy your own food.
These other people I am kind of friends with did a gofundme for their vet bills. For whatever reason that was annoying to me. I think mostly because I had a bunch of vet bills and just sucked it up, but also its no secret they have a lot of money and were just pawning their bills off on their facebook friends for no apparent reason.
