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Help me get my beer back

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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
my dirtbag "friend" stole all the beer I was gonna use for my girlfriend's birthday party. the fucker took 8 24 packs of Wildcat. That's 192 beer. Anyway his name on here is Shredability and here's a link to his account, just spam the shit out of him. https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/135223 I'll do the IRL groundwork but I need the bro army of people good at spamming. /callout
10 years ago
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,892
That kid needs a swift punch to the jeans
10 years ago
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gapersarefriends
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 4,270
1. go to friend's house
2. retrieve beer with baseball bat
3.???
4. profit
10 years ago
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Titus69
Posts: 9332 - Karma: 17,955
I downvoted his karma :


rekt
10 years ago
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 11,909
story please
how does someone you know make off with 8 twofours
10 years ago
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,340
threads for story.
10 years ago
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,172
I just want to know. Who the fuck calls their kid Turnip? Like, do you have severe brain damage after one too many blowjobs to the brain? That's a worse name than Joop. And Joop was so far the worst name I had ever heard... Til Turnip.
10 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52466 - Karma: 172,431
Oh the problems of being
10 years ago
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Shredability
Posts: 2757 - Karma: 501
1. That's my girlfriend
2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,018
Shredability1. That's my girlfriend
2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.


lol
10 years ago
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,172
Shredability1. That's my girlfriend
2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.


Lost all respect for you after I read "pop punk".
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37990 - Karma: 128,404
Shredability1. That's my girlfriend
2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.


what are you doing hanging out with 35 year olds in the first place?
10 years ago
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
DeebieSkeebieswhat are you doing hanging out with 35 year olds in the first place?


For beer.....
10 years ago
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Crispy.
Posts: 6124 - Karma: 7,745
A glorious troll between 2 members...calling it now.
10 years ago
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GayWolf420
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nocturnalFor beer.....


fuck, you're right. definitely no such things as fake IDs.
10 years ago
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
Shredability1. That's my girlfriend
2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.


why is op one of two of your only friends that are guys
10 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52466 - Karma: 172,431
theabortionatorOh the problems of being


under 21.


Apparently you can't use the less than or greater than sign because of the coding on this site.

oops.
10 years ago
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Shredability
Posts: 2757 - Karma: 501
OP has a mullet
10 years ago
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
veng_mwhy is op one of two of your only friends that are guys


Because he's a sleazy dirtbags who steals beer. Seriously man its fucked. Wildcat is a premium lager and I want that shit back. I went to his house but his dad just told me to go fuck myself and not to convert his family.
10 years ago
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Shredability
Posts: 2757 - Karma: 501
Why is OP drinking Wildcat when he has a pro level sponsorship from Palm Bay? He just mentioned it's a premium quality lager, what if I link Palm Bay to this thread?

I didn't steal your shitty bear, stop chucking rocks at my window i'm trying to sleep.
10 years ago
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
ShredabilityWhy is OP drinking Wildcat when he has a pro level sponsorship from Palm Bay? He just mentioned it's a premium quality lager, what if I link Palm Bay to this thread?

I didn't steal your shitty bear, stop chucking rocks at my window i'm trying to sleep.

Dude not accusing you of stealing a bear. I'm accusing you of stealing multiple wildcats.
10 years ago
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
DeebieSkeebiesfuck, you're right. definitely no such things as fake IDs.


I mean If you got a 35 year old frind why risk getting in trouble.
10 years ago
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
This is so stupid, I remember when the fights used to be cool and not trolled in ns. Really sad stretch for attention boys.

Honestly I want to steal the beer from both of you and bang your girlfriend on her birthday. It's cool though you guys will be too busy fighting over wildcat to care
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
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You guys are fucking lame and this is a shitty "troll" thread.
10 years ago
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