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I hooked up with some ones mom was night

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Jaskier
Posts: 335 - Karma: 733
holy shit, never do it, it will backlash so bad you have no clue. so if you see a milf and your both drunk run away.






Fook uff.
Jan 8 2005 10:01AM
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Jaskier
Posts: 335 - Karma: 733
she was hot, and yes she had fake tits that was a plus. she has a husband which i found out when she woke me up but last night she said they are spilting up so it would be ok. so i was like awesome lets do this. but really drunk and not thinking right at all. damn it what the hell old women






Fook uff.
Jan 8 2005 6:51PM
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norcowolverinerider
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
meh, some milfs are hot, so if she was hot...congrats. but watch the fuck out. when her husband finds out, ur in for hell. i would carry a knife wit me

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Jan 8 2005 7:02PM
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eheath
Posts: 61604 - Karma: 123,113
death will reach ur horizon



















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i hate ski patrolers
Jan 8 2005 7:06PM
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Jaskier
Posts: 335 - Karma: 733
I'm going back to school tomorrow, so it will all be here and i will be there so I'm hoping it dies off






Fook uff.
Jan 8 2005 7:42PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
STACY'S MOM!now dont tell me she isnt a hot mother.

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

(My real ID is french_hucker)
Jan 8 2005 9:02PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
o yeah didnt u see that talk show where a 14 year old had married a 43 year old woman in Alabama cuz theyre allowed there, and the ugly woman said that they had sex on their honeymoon and it was great.

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

(My real ID is french_hucker)
Jan 8 2005 9:07PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
haha, i got to ask this, did you get her number?

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skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider



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Jan 8 2005 9:08PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
Omg i love milfs, there are about 3 on my cul de sac i would love to rail

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Viva La Praetorian Bitches'



Jan 8 2005 9:20PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
i doubt u did

He who hesitates masturbates
Jan 8 2005 10:03PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
you knw whats funny about my story?

its that i only remember making out wiht her for like 20 minutes, the rest of the night is fucking blank, a bucnh of friends said i took her in the bedroom though









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



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I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 8 2005 10:13PM
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davidh
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milfhunter.com is where it's at.
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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis



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'i don't care if it's the heaven of skiing, there's still french people in france, so i'm not going.'

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Jan 8 2005 11:24PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
shit , a load of it

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Jan 8 2005 11:56PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
this title has got to one of the best 'one liners' ever.

'hey man whats up?'
'nothin i just hooked up with someone moms last nite though...'

hah so great
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Jan 9 2005 1:08AM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
here is the order of operations so all of you kiddies can get it right:

if a mom is: 20-25 = a slut that got knocked up at a party

if a mom is: 25-32 = yummy mummy

if a chick is: 32-38 = cougar

if a mom is: 38+ = certifiable MILF

if a mom is: 55+ with daugher who fits the first category = certifiable GILF





work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it
Jan 9 2005 3:02PM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
just beware the yeast at older age...





work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it
Jan 9 2005 3:04PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
over 50 is wrong. just plain wrong





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Jan 9 2005 3:20PM
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dorikin
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 16
I wanna clarify something about loose snatches... they don't come from being fucked to much, the puss retains its natural tightness after the penis has been retracted for a while...my friends mom is a vag doctor.
Jan 9 2005 3:41PM
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ArmadaFreerider8
Posts: 4565 - Karma: 10
^ did your friends mom tell you that?
Jan 9 2005 3:46PM
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dorikin
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 16
haha no, but that would be funny if she did.
Jan 9 2005 3:56PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
these things happen. a friend of mine once hooked up with a mom. he was 17, she was 51. i couldnt believe it but there were plenty of eye witnesses. gross eh
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Jan 9 2005 8:57PM
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XxLibertYxX
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 28
HAHAHAHHAHHAHA man im so glad im not in the position you are it, cuz if i was i would kill myself! good luck not dieing!
We're all chasing the dream
Jan 9 2005 9:39PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
as long as it still gets wet
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'



'221 is fucking hilarious'

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nigga4life on green christmases:

10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real

stacken Gs niggaz

i got a white christmas to niggaz hahahahah its called crack niggaz
Jan 10 2005 9:34AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
hell even if it doesnt, just dpit on it
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'



'221 is fucking hilarious'

-221



nigga4life on green christmases:

10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real

stacken Gs niggaz

i got a white christmas to niggaz hahahahah its called crack niggaz
Jan 10 2005 9:35AM
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