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I hooked up with some ones mom was night

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Jaskier
Posts: 335 - Karma: 733
holy shit, never do it, it will backlash so bad you have no clue. so if you see a milf and your both drunk run away.






Fook uff.
Jan 8 2005 10:01AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Holy shit dude, whats that smell?



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Jan 8 2005 10:03AM
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Jaskier
Posts: 335 - Karma: 733
i mean last no was






Fook uff.
Jan 8 2005 10:03AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
No dude and I mean what is that smell, its horrid.



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Jan 8 2005 10:04AM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
How can u fuck someone else's mom? I'd be horrified. Like what, a 40 year old milf? milf's are not milfs. It's just an illusion created by ur american mind which have been under the influence of movies like american pie.
But anyways, it must have been fun.
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Jan 8 2005 10:09AM
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Jaskier
Posts: 335 - Karma: 733
i was drunk, and she was 46






Fook uff.
Jan 8 2005 10:11AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
I dont believe you, but if you did, you should be shot, i would think you would still be able to have the ability to stop yourself from having sex with someone that fucking old and nasty dude.



What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.
Jan 8 2005 10:13AM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
Yep...u should have just stopped...
I find it repulsive, but that's just my opinion. I hope at least u had some sort of satisfaction doing it.
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Jan 8 2005 10:15AM
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Jaskier
Posts: 335 - Karma: 733
yeh i know, her daughter wants to kill me






Fook uff.
Jan 8 2005 10:17AM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
thats pretty nasty
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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers



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Jan 8 2005 10:26AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
Thats fucking great, were you friends with her daughter?



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Jan 8 2005 10:26AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
i smell it too, big time
Jan 8 2005 10:33AM
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powderbum88
Posts: 158 - Karma: 10
you are so full of shit bro if this shit acually happen i bet she was the fucken nasty mother i probly have ever seen...and why were u with her anyways...do u you chill with moms on the weekend haha
Jan 8 2005 10:37AM
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CTripper
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milf are an american creation? shut up you canadian
-chris
Jan 8 2005 10:53AM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
You know what is an american invention: teenagers aspiring to fuck their friend's moms. It came from American pie. And I'm not canadian.
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Jan 8 2005 10:56AM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
dude, done it before. at a party after homecoming, got wasted, hooked up with this kids hot step mom who was also wasted. thats basically all i remember.









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 8 2005 11:02AM
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kyle_w
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^by the way, this kids dad is like a lawyer, and he ges all the hot younger chicks, she was like 25 dude, and fucking hot as shit









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 8 2005 11:07AM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
If she was like 25, she couldn't be a milf. She was just a hot woman. But in any case a milf.
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Jan 8 2005 11:13AM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
not really a milf since it's a step-mom who HASN'T had the kid.


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Jan 8 2005 12:21PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
god dude, 46 thats disgusting. shoot yourself.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!



skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider



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a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
Jan 8 2005 12:35PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
step milf? werd
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

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that's who you've got to be
Jan 8 2005 12:36PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
so what happens when that woman's husband finds out? that question goes to bouth of you.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!



skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider



'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
Jan 8 2005 12:43PM
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Pavesi
Posts: 628 - Karma: 10
i like older women maybe a years or two older but not 46 man thats just stupid.
Jan 8 2005 12:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
was she a good lay?



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Jan 8 2005 12:52PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
you should die
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fuck its their fault for acting like a faggot and being tormented, its especially their fault when they flaut the fact that theyre assreaming fucks to the worlds disgust, the only cool gay guy is my hairdresser



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dynarider u better shut ur mouth before i get someone to kick the shit outa u. i got ppl in ur town(ny) that would fuck u up as soon as a call em.

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Jan 8 2005 1:07PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
what the fuck is wrong with all of you? how do you know she was fat and nasty? i know some older ladies here who are hot as fuck. i commend you.
Jan 8 2005 1:15PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
hell yea man thats sick
ok
Jan 8 2005 1:39PM
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jack_tha_ripper
Posts: 2057 - Karma: 11
as long as she wasnt hairy and wrinkly
Jan 8 2005 1:45PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
bad mental image... ouch
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Dude, like, whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr people! oi!

go home, cry more!

gå hem, skrik mer!

rentre chez toi, chiale un peu plus!
Jan 8 2005 1:55PM
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KingShit
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Derek I definetly agree with you, in this day and age people in 40's can looking as if they are 30 and a lot of them who would fuck around with youngings have big ol fake titties...

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Jan 8 2005 2:00PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
my gf's mom is 40 and is hot, her ass isnt the greatest ive ever seen but id still bang her



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 8 2005 2:37PM
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freeski1620
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^thats great, you should have a 3some with them, like the icon says man!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!



skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider



'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
Jan 8 2005 2:42PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
and my gf's sister is hot too



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 8 2005 2:54PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
What are you waiting for then man, go get that shit, you know you want to...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
Jan 8 2005 2:57PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
of course i want too, id be an idiot to not want to, but her sister doesnt want to touch penis until shes married and well if i banged her mom then it would quite awkward going over there knowing that on that exact couch i nailed the mother of the house



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 8 2005 2:59PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
although it would still be fucken wicked. but i cant so i can only dream..............or try and spy on her in the shower or something



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 8 2005 3:01PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
aren't janet jackson and heather locklear both about 46?



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Jan 8 2005 3:05PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
dude, work your magic, get your girlfriend and her sister, you have to be able to.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!



skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider



'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
Jan 8 2005 3:12PM
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sh0rtee
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I had sex with a 'milf' well she was only 24 I was 18 and she had a 5 year old kid...Biggest mistake of my life.

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L 0 G D A W G: bahaha, im wearing my ski pants
Jan 8 2005 3:14PM
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skifree919
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I just heard this last night from some friends of mine. Some girl and her soccer team took a trip to europe to play, and the coach was one of the girls fathers who was like 50. So one of the players(age 16), who just happened to be the best friend of the coaches daughter, somehow ended up sleeping the with 50 year old coach. Now, the 16 year old who slept with the 50 year old thinks shes in love with the father, and its really fucked up, but since there is no physical proof, they cant press charges. But all the wives and other players know about it, so basically the girl's life is ruined forever



jibba jabba
Jan 8 2005 3:35PM
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LittleDevil720
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haha fuckinmoms, dont think i could do it, althrough there are alot of hot ones



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Jan 8 2005 4:09PM
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kyle_w
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haha, freeski, her husband wasnt too mad, he knew we were both wasted, as was he. he really didnt care









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 8 2005 4:10PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
i still smell the biggest bullshit ever. it reeecks..



What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.
Jan 8 2005 4:13PM
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Rutecki(H2)
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One of my friends in highschool (he was in college) hooked up with this kids mom who's house we would party at all the time.
Jan 8 2005 4:14PM
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caylorswift
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milfs are by far the greatest thing in the world.

i say, if your over 18 and your buddy has a hot mom, then go for it.

if your underage, its not cool. but milfs are where its at. all they want is some young man to come and make them feel young and crazy again.


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''I umpire Little League for drug money''
Jan 8 2005 4:15PM
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@k
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haha thats sweet






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Jan 8 2005 4:16PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Yeah but Sam, this kid is probably like 15 or 16. Its discusting. I know a couple milfs, but in no way would i ever hook up with them. Uck..



What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.
Jan 8 2005 4:17PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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^ retard the definition of milf is (M)other (I)'d (L)ike to (F)uck. So how can you say you know some milf's but you would never hook up with them, and they are 'icky'. That's very contradicting.


We pay our debt sometimes.
Jan 8 2005 4:22PM
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fattyskier
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well if you think about it like this, alot of porn stars have looser snatches than most moms, and if that porn star was still hot as shit you would have sex with her. so if that mom is hot and whatnot you would still fuck the shit out of her.

to make a long story short...

aving sex with a hot mom is like railing a porn star.
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Jan 8 2005 5:04PM
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freeski1620
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thats cool snapjibber, i thought he might try to kill you or something, but hey thats tight.

that story about that socer player is wrong, i dont care who you are, thats just not right.

i know some milfs, and i see them all the time, like last night at wal mart at like 1130 there was this one chick, if she didnt have 2 kids that you could tell were hers i would have though she was like 19 or 20. but her kids were like 5 and 7 or so. i would have tapped it though.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!



skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider



'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
Jan 8 2005 5:08PM
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Bluefizz
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true or not, if he nailed someones mom, and she was decent...here's the applause.
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Jan 8 2005 6:47PM
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