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The military is gearing up for a pretty legit training exercise called Jade Helm 15, and Texans are legitimately scared that the whole thing is a ruse for Obama to go into Texas with the military, and go all Red Dawn - taking away peoples guns, bibles, and Ford F150's and establishing martial law...
The exercise will not take place on anyone's land, other than those who have given the military consent to perform tasks upon, and is, for all intensive purposes, to train the military for helping resistance fighters restore democracy within an imaginary country (IE: prepare the military for when ISIS takes over Iraq and the USA needs to go back accomplishing that mission that was hilariously and quite prematurely said to be "accomplished".)
For all intensive purposes, the whole thing boils down to idiots thinking Obama is a terrorist, kenyan muslim nazi communist socialist satanist 666 anti-christ, and that the military designated red states like Texas and Utah as 'hostile areas' for the exercise. The whole conspiracy theory behind it is fucking hilarious.
