I can sell you the ability to do pretty much any trick, except wizard tricks and switch front flips. No longer will you have to risk your life out there everyday, busting your balls to impress the lads. The harder the trick the more it will cost.
PM me the trick you want, your height, weight, and social security number. I'll get back to you with a price and my paypal address.
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