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The Act Of Grapefruiting

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Ghost_BLandzV2
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/774529/Angel-Grapefruit-Technique (You can skip to 2:39 if you want)

1st: What the fuck is this video

2nd: Somebody try this shit because I dont want my dick to fall off

3rd: Who is this woman and where can I find her

4th: Will grapefruiting feel good or will it ultimately lead to a horrific stinging dick burn

5th: Dont tell me im the only one who got a raging boner during this

Feel free to post your personal grapefruiting video(s) below
Jun 29 2015 6:46PM
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.CJ.
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I don't know if I should laugh or freak the fuck out.
Jun 29 2015 7:13PM
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VTbass802
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I fucking lost it
Jun 29 2015 7:23PM
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.Hugo.
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hey better a grapefruit than a cucumber...
Jun 29 2015 7:32PM
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theabortionator
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::HEADS TO SUPERMARKET::
Jun 29 2015 7:35PM
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Spagett+
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when she sucks the dildo it sounds like a jaguar attacking someone. Beautiful.
Jun 29 2015 7:36PM
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Olimar
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if a girl ever makes that noise while sucking my dick I will absolutely lose it.
Jun 29 2015 7:40PM
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SFB
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lol try and keep up bro this was relevant a year ago.
Jun 29 2015 7:45PM
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miroz
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Spagett+when she sucks the dildo it sounds like a jaguar attacking someone. Beautiful.


Hahahaha that's like the perfect porn soundbit. She just starts going to town on that fucker.
Jun 29 2015 7:46PM
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Mingg
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ahahaha oh my god how do people come up with these things?
Jun 29 2015 8:04PM
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ModMommy
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1st: Obviously a tutorial

2nd: Doesn't really work that aggressively

3rd: Do you honestly want that to happen to your dick

4th: Perhaps both, but I'm betting it's not gonna feel that good
Jun 29 2015 8:09PM
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S.J.W
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SFBlol try and keep up bro this was relevant a year ago.


SFB knows all the newest up and coming sex trends, but can never test them out cause he's fat and forever alone.
Jun 29 2015 8:13PM
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Cspliffff
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wut.
Jun 29 2015 8:32PM
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SFB
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S.J.WSFB knows all the newest up and coming sex trends, but can never test them out cause he's fat and forever alone.

jokes on u i had my ribcage removed so i can suck my own penir
Jun 29 2015 8:37PM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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SFBjokes on u i had my ribcage removed so i can suck my own penir


Try doing it with a grapefruit now and tell me how it turns out
Jun 29 2015 9:03PM
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Nacho+
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I could've been fuckin a grapefruit all dez yearz
Jun 29 2015 10:39PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I watched this video and could not stop laughing. My wife comes downstairs because she's both worried about our dog being mauled by a jaguar and wants to find out what the Fuck is so funny.

Nothing babe....I just found our plans for Saturday night.
Jun 30 2015 12:26AM
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californiagrown
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ive had it done. Feels good, but the grapfruit goes kinda cold/room temp quickly, and has a weird texture.

If your girls is not great at sucking dick this will probly make it better. If your girl is good at sucking dick, then its still worth trying, but not gonna be better- just freaky for the sake of freaky which is still pretty fun.

also, you will end up sticky and have to wash your sheets in the morning.
Jun 30 2015 12:55AM
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plyswthsqrrls
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i want to know who the first fucking weirdo to do this shit was

"AWWWW SHIT A GRAPEFRUIT LEMME FUCK IT REAL QUICK"
Jun 30 2015 1:11AM
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Anathema
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i laughed so fucking hard. it's the noise she makes. she's just givin'r
Jun 30 2015 2:42AM
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Kreech
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Oh god that sound... I've never seen or heard anything like that
Jun 30 2015 4:06AM
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Kreech
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Oh god that sound... I've never seen or heard anything like that
Jun 30 2015 4:08AM
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jensen
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all-time loss...


quality thread, thank op
Jun 30 2015 5:42AM
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gotti
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wow that dick sucking hit my speakers like a train
Jun 30 2015 7:14AM
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yelsel
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wow. losing weight while sucking dick?! sold me
Jun 30 2015 8:29AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i'll be honest here...after that video, i'd let her blow me....
Jun 30 2015 9:09AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Im honestly trying this tonight with the gf. Will report back
Jun 30 2015 10:16AM
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purplepants420
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angelseroticsolutions.com

im going to check it out
Jun 30 2015 10:44AM
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seward
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my baby peen is nowhere near big enough for this.
maybe ill just try grape'ing.
Jun 30 2015 2:30PM
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crotchvent
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This is hilarious but kinda messed up. Also suprised this wasn't taken down.
Jun 30 2015 9:14PM
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soulskier
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Where was this video five years ago?
Jun 30 2015 9:20PM
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Espen519
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SFBjokes on u i had my ribcage removed so i can suck my own penir


Nice, so now you can Grapefruit yourself. lemme know how it goes, probably taste citrus-y
Jun 30 2015 9:35PM
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soulskier
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Vinnymorgangelseroticsolutions.com

im going to check it out



Buy a t shirt yet?

Jun 30 2015 9:55PM
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Finkle
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/weirdboner
Jul 1 2015 9:37AM
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Peter.
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wait are those sounds during the blowjob real? they cant be real. sounds like someone put a fork in a garbage disposal
Jul 1 2015 11:34AM
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