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Guys, I think I found the 1 way skiing can finally evolve!!! (An epiphany regarding the only trick in the world)

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DASZ.mp4
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I recently had a vision about how a lip on blind tru could have purer and more truuu forms......

Lip on blind tru basically means lipping on a rail and spinning 270 degrees in the blind direction. So what if we reach higher and imagine something greater?

What if we trained the best and most capable skiers to achieve something greater?

We always claim that lip on blind tru is the only trick in the world but what if we have been lied to this entire time?

Someone needs to ask these questions! So I ask you... Is it possible that.....

lip on blind tru ---> 270 spin off
lip on blind truer ----> 450 spin off
lip on blind truest ----> 630 spin off
lip on blind futruure ---> 810 spin off
^^^^(This crazy beast may never be slayed but maybe... just maybe, Sir Pretzel King Wallisch could defeat this monster)



Someone please tell me Im not crazy and Im not the only one seeing this?

Skateboarding has this thing called a big spin and a bigger spin. Could this principle of adding rotation also be applied to skiing? I know its a long shot but perhaps skiing can FINALLY be more than just one trick!

I know my work needs to be peer reviewed and replicated before we can really say anything for sure but do you guys think its possible?

Can someone throw something with more truuuu than a lip on blind tru?
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Jun 27 2015 3:03AM
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McLS
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Wants to make freeskiing purer and truer: adds rotation to the sickest trick.

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Jun 27 2015 4:53AM
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Newschoolers55
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adamwolynlip on blind tru ---> 270 spin off
lip on blind truer ----> 450 spin off
lip on blind truest ----> 630 spin off
lip on blind futruure ---> 810 spin off


This is called overrotating
Jun 27 2015 7:06AM
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Mingg
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OP how high are you?
Jun 27 2015 10:34AM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Daffy.
Jun 27 2015 11:06AM
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S.J.W
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I read Frenchys opinion on marriage equality, and this is still the dumbest thing I've seen today.
Jun 27 2015 1:32PM
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purplepants420
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this is the best thing that has ever happened in skiing! The best vision since the doc thought up the flux capacitor!!
Jun 27 2015 1:47PM
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Peter.
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TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jun 27 2015 2:56PM
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Z_Benesch
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Lip on blind TRU will always be evolvable, It will always get steezier as time goes on
Jun 27 2015 5:35PM
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lurking
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/774395/Family-Guy---But-it-just-might-work
Jun 27 2015 5:50PM
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d00d
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adamwolynWe always claim that lip on blind tru is the only trick in the world


Problem solved
Jun 27 2015 6:27PM
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DASZ.mp4
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loganschnurhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/774395/Family-Guy---But-it-just-might-work


That scene always cracks me up!
Jun 27 2015 8:27PM
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TVRNTVPOOP
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S.J.WI read Frenchys opinion on marriage equality, and this is still the dumbest thing I've seen today.


You are my favorite person ever.
Jun 28 2015 12:25AM
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TVRNTVPOOP
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S.J.WI read Frenchys opinion on marriage equality, and this is still the dumbest thing I've seen today.


You are my favorite person ever.
Jun 28 2015 12:25AM
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-Dan
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replies in this thread are on point.
Sorry Adam but part of the beauty of lip on blind two is because its blind 2. there is a reason its not blind 4. your thought process is flawed. more is not always better and its the responsibility of us NSers to know that. We are the core of this sport and every day we decide the direction it goes. lip on blind 2 is never more than a blind 2 and never anything but a lip on. it is the only trick the world, past present or future, and I can sleep at night knowing that.
Jun 28 2015 12:47PM
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Brule.
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TallxTreplies in this thread are on point.
Sorry Adam but part of the beauty of lip on blind two is because its blind 2. there is a reason its not blind 4. your thought process is flawed. more is not always better and its the responsibility of us NSers to know that. We are the core of this sport and every day we decide the direction it goes. lip on blind 2 is never more than a blind 2 and never anything but a lip on. it is the only trick the world, past present or future, and I can sleep at night knowing that.


HE HAS SPOKEN
Jun 28 2015 1:04PM
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Mingg
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TallxTreplies in this thread are on point.
Sorry Adam but part of the beauty of lip on blind two is because its blind 2. there is a reason its not blind 4. your thought process is flawed. more is not always better and its the responsibility of us NSers to know that. We are the core of this sport and every day we decide the direction it goes. lip on blind 2 is never more than a blind 2 and never anything but a lip on. it is the only trick the world, past present or future, and I can sleep at night knowing that.


Beautiful.
Jun 28 2015 1:55PM
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-Dan
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also, I love all of you.
Jun 28 2015 2:04PM
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DASZ.mp4
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TallxTreplies in this thread are on point.
Sorry Adam but part of the beauty of lip on blind two is because its blind 2. there is a reason its not blind 4. your thought process is flawed. more is not always better and its the responsibility of us NSers to know that. We are the core of this sport and every day we decide the direction it goes. lip on blind 2 is never more than a blind 2 and never anything but a lip on. it is the only trick the world, past present or future, and I can sleep at night knowing that.


I understand.
Jun 28 2015 4:25PM
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-Dan
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adamwolynI understand.


Peep the post i made in this thread: https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/806579/Lip-on-Blind-2

I think it will provided you with enlightenment.
Jun 28 2015 4:36PM
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Chubz.
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TallxTalso, I love all of you.


:')
Jun 29 2015 3:15PM
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