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FUUUCK
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farted during sex, its a fear of mine
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fuck its their fault for acting like a faggot and being tormented, its especially their fault when they flaut the fact that theyre assreaming fucks to the worlds disgust, the only cool gay guy is my hairdresser



-ATLANTASKI



dynarider u better shut ur mouth before i get someone to kick the shit outa u. i got ppl in ur town(ny) that would fuck u up as soon as a call em.

-barbwirepony the newest NS loser
Jan 7 2005 8:44PM
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yellav
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hahahahahahaha thats the funniest thing ive heard all day
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Jan 7 2005 10:41PM
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french_fry
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there was a thread about dutch ovens and stuff like that I documented myself so much that night

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

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Jan 7 2005 10:42PM
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Bangor
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baaaahahahaah, wow.
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Jan 7 2005 10:47PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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it would be worse during a blowjob.
Jan 7 2005 10:51PM
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hendrik.
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no, that would just be funny ^..especially if you tried to play it off...'it wasnt me!!?'
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Jan 7 2005 10:54PM
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evilninja
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if that happened to me ,i would shoot myself afterwards.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Jan 7 2005 11:06PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
id probably just move, no sense in suicide

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fuck its their fault for acting like a faggot and being tormented, its especially their fault when they flaut the fact that theyre assreaming fucks to the worlds disgust, the only cool gay guy is my hairdresser



-ATLANTASKI



dynarider u better shut ur mouth before i get someone to kick the shit outa u. i got ppl in ur town(ny) that would fuck u up as soon as a call em.

-barbwirepony the newest NS loser
Jan 8 2005 1:10PM
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jack_tha_ripper
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my cusin said oral makes him wanna fart
Jan 8 2005 1:49PM
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almostaskier
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HAHAHA! oooo lordy... my ribs!
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Dude, like, whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr people! oi!

go home, cry more!

gå hem, skrik mer!

rentre chez toi, chiale un peu plus!
Jan 8 2005 1:53PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
ahahahahahahaahahahaha, thats so hilarious.
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Jan 8 2005 2:39PM
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KingShit
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Its not that big of a deal if you been going out with girl for a while, but if you just brought a new girl home then you might have explaining to do...

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Jan 8 2005 2:43PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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that is incredibly discusting
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Jan 8 2005 2:51PM
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ScratchCobra66
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My girlfriend would just hit me, and then keep going, or do it back, and gross me out.



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Jan 8 2005 4:23PM
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fattyskier
Posts: 727 - Karma: 11
its better than the cleveland steamer... where your female partner is laying down and giving you head while you squat over her chest and take a nasty ass shit all over her upper body. i believe i would die laughing if i ever did that
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Jan 8 2005 5:30PM
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fizzlefry
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hahaha^ so fucking gross
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Jan 8 2005 5:45PM
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00000000
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fuckin nasty...but at the same time funny lol
Jan 8 2005 5:47PM
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twix_182
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haha just laughing after u did that while shes blowing u off


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Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jan 8 2005 5:51PM
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twix_182
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i just had the most discusting thought. it has to do with running naked outside in the winder and cutting in te groinal area, i won't g oany further than that


Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jan 8 2005 5:56PM
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soaponarope
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Sounds like something that might happen on Seinfeld...
Jan 8 2005 7:47PM
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petek
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generally in the middle of a thrust, your cheeks are squeezed quite tightly, so if you rip one off, it would be VERY loud.



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Jan 8 2005 7:50PM
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ReggaeConcept
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Havent any of you seen Mallrats?

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Jan 8 2005 7:52PM
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TheStamos
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I have neer farted but some monstrou's Queef's have graced the echoing wall's of my room before.
Days ski'd :21 Brakes broken:6 Skis Broken: 1 Binding's Broken : 1



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Jan 8 2005 7:55PM
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12ParkRat60
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unfortunately no

He who hesitates masturbates
Jan 8 2005 8:45PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Farting during sex is polite, it shows that you are relaxed and enjoying yourself


We pay our debt sometimes.
Jan 8 2005 8:50PM
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FUUUCK
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but what if it was one of thos big loud beefy ones that smells like mexican food and a rotting corpse, what would you do?
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fuck its their fault for acting like a faggot and being tormented, its especially their fault when they flaut the fact that theyre assreaming fucks to the worlds disgust, the only cool gay guy is my hairdresser



-ATLANTASKI



dynarider u better shut ur mouth before i get someone to kick the shit outa u. i got ppl in ur town(ny) that would fuck u up as soon as a call em.

-barbwirepony the newest NS loser
Jan 8 2005 9:29PM
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devine
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this thread makes me sick

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Jan 8 2005 10:50PM
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johnnypsunami
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i saw a video of some guy on colleghumour or something, farting while getting a rim job. The pornstar was pretty pissed. I laughed.









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Jan 8 2005 10:52PM
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Mavericks04
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It wood be worse if shes ontop of u and farted on u
Jan 9 2005 5:10PM
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bibs_skibum
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i farted on my ex girlfriend once...then she farted on me. it kinda smelled like shoes with dead fish in them



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Just shut up and ski.
Jan 9 2005 5:16PM
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Anson
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If you let drop one of those farts that reeks like if you shoved a rotting hot dog up a real dog's ass, and let the shit build up and decompose, and the dog walks around all fucked up because he has a fucking hot dog in his fucking ass, then you had better worry. When something like that goes down, everyone gets that image and they're all like 'fuck, that poor little dog' and then your penis gets all flacid.

I'm serious.
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Jan 9 2005 5:20PM
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bibs_skibum
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA^ so true



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Jan 9 2005 5:27PM
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LeBlanc
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dishwala post a link to that haha



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