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Is anal that great

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ranger
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I need help willing to pay cash to who ever finds the "I pooped on a girl" thread
Jun 11 2015 8:20PM
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cornholio
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https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/390497/I-pooped-on-a-girl
Jun 11 2015 8:24PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Fuck your misleading title. Find it yourself, slob.
Jun 11 2015 8:25PM
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CaptainObvious.
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cornholiohttps://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/390497/I-pooped-on-a-girl


don't feed the animals, they'll grow dependent on your assistance and murder your entire family.
Jun 11 2015 8:26PM
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ranger
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CaptainObvious.Fuck your misleading title. Find it yourself, slob.


Go eat one
Jun 11 2015 8:27PM
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cornholio
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CaptainObvious.don't feed the animals, they'll grow dependent on your assistance and murder your entire family.


but he promised money for a 5 second search

and op, you'd love anal. just ask your boyfriend to go slow at first
Jun 11 2015 8:28PM
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Brocka_Flocka
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Your mom seemed to enjoy it
Jun 11 2015 8:30PM
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ranger
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You'r mom prefers I put it all in on the first pump
Jun 11 2015 8:34PM
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Nacho+
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Ask ming
Jun 11 2015 8:48PM
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mski
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Yes
Jun 11 2015 10:03PM
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jackdonovan
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rangerI need help willing to pay cash to who ever will stick it in my butt


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Jun 11 2015 10:09PM
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CaptainObvious.
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rangerYou'r mom prefers I put it all in on the first pump


You didn't even quote him. You're fuckin up left and right OP. Go get your bum plugged, clear your head, and come back to try again.
Jun 11 2015 10:10PM
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erikK
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CaptainObvious.You didn't even quote him. You're fuckin up left and right OP. Go get your bum plugged, clear your head, and come back to try again.


i'll plug your bum for ya op you fag
Jun 12 2015 12:29AM
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TheStamos
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It's more of the game, not the trophy. I just want to hear her ask for it.
Jun 12 2015 12:29AM
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Rusticles
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Is it really that great? I mean, that's where shit comes out. Does it stink like shit? Is there poop on your pecker? I mean, I've tried it a fes times, she said it hurt, I wasn't that interested so we didn't continue. I guess everyone has different tastes, I guess sticking it in her shit splitter is just not my cup of tea
Jun 12 2015 1:48AM
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Toaster-Tony
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RusticlesIs it really that great? I mean, that's where shit comes out. Does it stink like shit? Is there poop on your pecker? I mean, I've tried it a fes times, she said it hurt, I wasn't that interested so we didn't continue. I guess everyone has different tastes, I guess sticking it in her shit splitter is just not my cup of tea


More on this. I've never tried but it seems like you're constantly gambling an awesome story for a mess you'll never forget.
Jun 12 2015 8:44AM
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amo
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rangerYou'r mom prefers I put it all in on the first pump


Think about what you just said
Jun 12 2015 1:34PM
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RusselCrowe
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Its probably better on your part, unless your taking it up the svinkter. Ive heard to many stories of pulling out then shit flying everywhere to do it willingly
Jun 12 2015 2:20PM
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-benedetto
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Best way to do it is dry and with your thumb first
Jun 12 2015 2:55PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Anal is great.

There can be poo.
Jun 12 2015 4:39PM
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chemiskier
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Mr.BishopAnal is great.

There can be poo.


lol wut.
Jun 13 2015 6:27AM
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las.
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It's not bad. Just make sure the recipient empties themselves properly before jamming it in there. stinky winky = massive turn off
Jun 13 2015 8:50AM
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Rusticles
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las.It's not bad. Just make sure the recipient empties themselves properly before jamming it in there. stinky winky = massive turn off

Kinda feel like she should shower and wash really well
Jun 13 2015 5:32PM
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SKI.ING
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I'm torn on doing it or not.
Jun 13 2015 5:48PM
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.CJ.
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My friend has a quite large package. He got poop on his dick and he'll never do it again.
Jun 14 2015 1:31PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Lube up cave diver
Venture beyond sight of light
Move slight space is tight
Jun 14 2015 2:08PM
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dingus
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My friend said he did anal once and that it hurt and that she cried. So yeah seems great.
Jun 14 2015 5:14PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/773374/Employee-of-the-month-ah-nal
Jun 14 2015 9:21PM
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Mingg
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Nacho_Macho_modAsk ming


A whole new meaning to the term butthurt
Jun 14 2015 9:58PM
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S.J.W
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MinggA whole new meaning to the term butthurt


can confirm. Ming loves anal
Jun 14 2015 10:00PM
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Mingg
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S.J.Wcan confirm. Ming loves anal


Jun 14 2015 10:05PM
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snowfinder
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Tried sticking in a girls butt once, didnt work out to well her asshole was super tight and i bent my dick.
Jun 14 2015 10:08PM
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shred-sesh
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dingusMy friend said he did anal once and that it hurt and that she cried. So yeah seems great.


well at least she didn't pass out. Isn't that right mingg?:)
Jun 14 2015 10:16PM
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S.J.W
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shred-seshwell at least she didn't pass out. Isn't that right mingg?:)


Holy shit, when did Ming pass out during anal? She didn't pass out when we did anal.
Jun 14 2015 10:18PM
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KravtZ
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Iv done anal a bunch of times with my ex girlfriend. Its ok...gotta really be in the right mood to enjoy it for me at least. Its nice when you stick your dick in its like a vacum but you gotta go real slow which is annoying. Didn't really do it for me wasn't a huge fan...but glad to at least say I have done it at least
Jun 14 2015 10:41PM
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Nacho+
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shred-seshwell at least she didn't pass out. Isn't that right mingg?:)


oh shit
Jun 14 2015 10:41PM
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Mingg
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shred-seshwell at least she didn't pass out. Isn't that right mingg?:)


Im not telling you anything ever again
Jun 14 2015 10:51PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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MinggIm not telling you anything ever again


So let me get this straight. Ming had anal sex and it was so intense she passed out from pure euphoria? Man upstate NY is pretty wild
Jun 14 2015 10:57PM
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thejibman
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You guys know you can get a disease from anal right?
Jun 15 2015 2:11AM
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Aidin954
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MinggIm not telling you anything ever again

Upstate Ny fam represent
Jun 15 2015 11:40AM
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Nacho+
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Aidin954Upstate Ny fam represent


calm yourself man, don't be too proud
Jun 15 2015 11:45AM
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Dustin.
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thejibmanYou guys know you can get a disease from anal right?


Yeah it's called Exploding Dick Syndrome.

EDS for short.
Jun 15 2015 12:45PM
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Mingg
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Granite_StateSo let me get this straight. Ming had anal sex and it was so intense she passed out from pure euphoria? Man upstate NY is pretty wild


Replace euphoria with pain and you got the full story.
Jun 15 2015 1:12PM
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Chubz.
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Nacho_Macho_modcalm yourself man, don't be too proud


Qfe
Jun 15 2015 1:42PM
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987321654hgfd
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MinggReplace euphoria with pain and you got the full story.


Ahhh some good ol painal.
Jun 15 2015 1:59PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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MinggReplace euphoria with pain and you got the full story.


I bet you didnt bite the pillow, rookie mistake
Jun 15 2015 2:03PM
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Sky.
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Yall are some rookies I will give you keys to success
1.Lots and lots of lube you think it was too much?.. put more
2. The girl has to shit before hand clear the bowels take a shower
3.some type of cns depressant alcohol seems to work best
4 take your time be slow let her control how far and when
5. Finger the pooch while your ramming your dick up her ass otherwise she WILL NOT ENJOY it.
6. Your welcome
Jun 15 2015 2:56PM
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Aidin954
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Confession. I pooped on a grill.
Jun 15 2015 3:38PM
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onLINE
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OP's mom has a nice dumpper.
Jun 15 2015 3:46PM
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FunkySane
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Holy fuck this thread is getting weird. It seems to me that summer NSG is here.
Jun 15 2015 5:11PM
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ranger
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Da bishop posted in my thread. I can die a happy man
Jun 15 2015 8:22PM
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