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Spider in my ear

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akt416
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pretty sure a spider just crawled its way into my ear, dont know weather to just go to bed or try to get it out any suggestions?
Jun 10 2015 11:42PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Don't Gogh to bed...you could lose your ear.
Jun 10 2015 11:50PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Why on earth would you ask nsg this?
Jun 11 2015 1:40AM
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-WZ-
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ear chog vodka to kill it
Jun 11 2015 1:43AM
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Mingg
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Kill it with a q-tip
Jun 11 2015 3:56AM
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shred-sesh
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Kill it with fire.
Jun 11 2015 3:58AM
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akt416
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pretty sure that little guy is still goin around in there
Jun 11 2015 5:47AM
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Mingg
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akt416pretty sure that little guy is still goin around in there


Get an air horn, press it right up to your ear, and set it off. Something is gonna die.
Jun 11 2015 5:55AM
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.Hugo.
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akt416dont know weather


well luckily that can be figured out pretty easily either by watching the news or going on the internet. Its pretty shitty and rainy here today
CaptainObvious.Don't Gogh to bed...you could lose your ear.


lol
Jun 11 2015 6:39AM
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yelsel
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CaptainObvious.Don't Gogh to bed...you could lose your ear.


I like what you did there
Jun 11 2015 8:01AM
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akt416
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CaptainObvious.Don't Gogh to bed...you could lose your ear.


didnt even catch the pun, that shit deserves an award
Jun 11 2015 8:38AM
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akt416
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MinggGet an air horn, press it right up to your ear, and set it off. Something is gonna die.


this is why aliens wont talk to us
Jun 11 2015 8:39AM
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Titus69
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put a gun in your ear and shoot, you wont hit your brain
Jun 11 2015 8:41AM
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assatrailz
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Tbh if a spider crawled in my ear I'd prolly snap my neck but idk good luck
Jun 11 2015 9:02AM
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elcornholio
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Try putting a vacuum up to it... Not directly on it, but really close. Either that or pour some gasoline on it and light it with a match.
Jun 11 2015 9:15AM
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akt416
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elcornholioTry putting a vacuum up to it... Not directly on it, but really close. Either that or pour some gasoline on it and light it with a match.


option two sounds good
Jun 11 2015 9:54AM
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nochill
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blaze it fagit
Jun 11 2015 11:01AM
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*SID*
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b97_1432926848
Jun 11 2015 11:11AM
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TVRNTVPOOP
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I wouldn't go to bed
Jun 11 2015 12:38PM
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OregonDead
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CaptainObvious.Don't Gogh to bed...you could lose your ear.


Quality material right there. Good work!
Jun 11 2015 1:03PM
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akt416
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ive been listening to nickleback in my headphones all day so of that doesnt get him out idk what will
Jun 11 2015 1:12PM
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.CJ.
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1) put a joint next to your ear. After the spider gets high lure him out with some snacks.

2) get a pressure washer and put it in your opposite ear.
Jun 11 2015 2:04PM
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brett_fisher
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akt416pretty sure that little guy is still goin around in there


put the strongest alcohol down your ear!!!1
Jun 11 2015 3:29PM
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Kreech
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It's probably hiding deep in your ear canal. Soon you'll have a hard time hearing out of that ear and then one day the spider's secretly laid egg sac will burst and hundreds of baby spiders will scurry out. Sleep well knowing that's in your future
Jun 11 2015 3:43PM
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Nikolaus
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HOw the fuck would you be able to sleep knowing that there's a spider in your ear.
Jun 11 2015 6:48PM
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daOyster
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What if you just tried drowning it with water? Not sure if that works though because I'm not a rocket surgeon.
Jun 11 2015 6:50PM
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Lemuel
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It's too late. The spider will soon take the controls in your brain and you will live the life of an arachnid. Sorry brah, enjoy your bug meals.
Jun 11 2015 8:13PM
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Mingg
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LemuelIt's too late. The spider will soon take the controls in your brain and you will live the life of an arachnid. Sorry brah, enjoy your bug meals.

This is OP's fate.
Jun 11 2015 11:37PM
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Peter.
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all joking aside you should really get the spider out of your ear
Jun 11 2015 11:40PM
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akt416
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i heard i should put some alcohol down my ear canal to try to force it out and all i had for booze was ciroc so not only is the spider not in my ear anymore, he also feels like a rich man drinking ciroc and shit
Jun 12 2015 12:12AM
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erikK
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akt416ive been listening to nickleback in my headphones all day so of that doesnt get him out idk what will


i'd suggest trying creed next if chad and the boys don't get er done
Jun 12 2015 12:25AM
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akt416
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erikKi'd suggest trying creed next if chad and the boys don't get er done


i was thinkin iggys freestyles but creed works too
Jun 12 2015 12:27AM
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Ian_Fitz
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If its an arthropod(spider or other insects types) in your ear is a medical concern, because it can scratch or puncture your eardrum or potentially cause an infection. Even if you succeed in removing the critter, it's wise to follow-up with a visit to the doctor, to be sure your ear canal is free from any bug bits or damage that might cause problems later.
The National Institutes of Health offers the following advice for treating insects in the ear:

DO NOT let the person put a finger in the ear, since this may make the insect sting.
Turn the person's head so that the affected side is up, and wait to see if the insect flies or crawls out.
If this doesn't work, try pouring mineral oil, olive oil, or baby oil into the ear. As you pour the oil, pull the ear lobe gently backward and upward for an adult, or backward and downward for a child. The insect should suffocate and may float out in the oil. AVOID using oil to remove any object other than an insect, since oil can cause other kinds of objects to swell.
Even if an insect appears to come out, get medical attention. Small insect parts can irritate the sensitive skin of the ear canal.
Jun 12 2015 1:04AM
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steezburgereddie
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akt416ive been listening to nickleback in my headphones all day so of that doesnt get him out idk what will


Try nasum.
Jun 12 2015 10:41PM
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