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I just fucked with TSA

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TheStamos
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And it felt really good. Normally I am the last to seek conflict but they where slacking and I had time. Chris, would make you walk 40 ft, one at a time to check your pass against you ID on one side while the other side of security was cruising. So when I got to the desk he said how are you ,I said "annoyed by the innifeciancy of the way you guys have this set up, why do you have to have someone walk one at a time 40ft to the desk, how long does that take." I don't know" That shit adds up man that's why we have all been in Line for an hour." Oh yeah, well your name on your ID is Nicholas, and on your boarding pass it's Nick. I'm gonna need a supervisor to approve this. " Are you fucking serious I laughed. So I stood there for 10 minutes while this Guido piece of shit yells across the security checkpoint at SFO with 1000 other people for a supervisor to approve that Nicholas and Nick are the same thing. I told them all they where doing a shitty job, but when I left I remembered how I avoid conflict so I made sureto say. "GOOD JOB BUD, WAY TO PROTECT
America.
I'm pretty sure I called him a fucking prick too. So fuck that guy, 90% of the TSA is alright in my book but one thing. You can tell that fuck how much he sucks, how shit of a job they are doing etc. As much as you want as long as you don't make a threat:) they aren't cops. They aren't even security guards.I had the time so fuck it,and in the end it was worth it. In closing, Kareem Abdul Jabar is in the house and I'm slamming 13 dollar beers. Peace.
Jun 10 2015 7:29PM
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S.J.W
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*Nickdel*Explain to me how you think an f16 can stop a hijacked plane without shooting it down? What, do you think the co pilot is going to pop the top of the f16 and board the hijacked airbus through the emergency exit


killer action movie script there but
Jun 12 2015 11:48AM
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TVRNTVPOOP
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theabortionatorTSA = fucking useless. Get rid of them, just have a fucking metal detector, and well be fine. Won't be any less safe than we are now.

People are fucking paranoid. People act as if they're one second away from a terrrrrrrrrrissssst attack at any point. If you drive a car ever you're taking massively bigger risks in life.

I wish there was an airline called "shut the fuck up already airlines" where they were chill and there was no bullshit aloud/ stupid people got banned for life.

Id fly "shut the fuck up airline"
Jun 12 2015 11:51AM
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theabortionator
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Crispy.@borty I agree with you that it's just as likely that a terrorist could hijack a school bus, ship, ect. However, I think plane hijackings are much more feared because once terrorists are in control of the aircraft, there is virtually no way to stop them. On the other hand, if a bus is taken over, we can shoot from the ground at the driver and it's not guaranteed that everyone on board will die. As a result, the TSA is necessary.


Well that's not true. An airplane isn't some magically unstoppable vessel soaring through the clouds.

And they don't do anything. If we had mellow security and just a metal detector to walk through we would be in the same spot we are now. We get on our jump to conclusions mats and assume the only reason everyone that has flown before isn't dead is because of tsa, and that's dumb.

Fuck. Put me on a plane that has an incinerate errrbody feature. IF the terrorists take over the plane they can just incinerate everyone. I'd fly that shit because I'm not worried.

Or just lock the door. Or worst case shoot it down like they would have on ANY other day than 9/11. And now they're even more ready for that shit and not fucking around.
Jun 12 2015 2:04PM
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Toaster-Tony
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theabortionatorWell that's not true. An airplane isn't some magically unstoppable vessel soaring through the clouds.

And they don't do anything. If we had mellow security and just a metal detector to walk through we would be in the same spot we are now. We get on our jump to conclusions mats and assume the only reason everyone that has flown before isn't dead is because of tsa, and that's dumb.

Fuck. Put me on a plane that has an incinerate errrbody feature. IF the terrorists take over the plane they can just incinerate everyone. I'd fly that shit because I'm not worried.

Or just lock the door. Or worst case shoot it down like they would have on ANY other day than 9/11. And now they're even more ready for that shit and not fucking around.


This, and conspiracy theories aside, a bus can't take down two sky scrapers by running into them at full speed. The consequence of a hijacked plane is certain death.

But yeah the fact that someone can enter the cockpit alone is fucking stupid. This could all be avoided by having a decent gate system at the front of planes.

I always have been under the impression that the cockpit stays locked while in flight anyways...
Jun 12 2015 3:09PM
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TheStamos
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*Nickdel*Explain to me how you think an f16 can stop a hijacked plane without shooting it down? What, do you think the co pilot is going to pop the top of the f16 and board the hijacked airbus through the emergency exit


Of course I ment shoot it down. It's stopped right. Figured I didn't need to explain further.
Jun 12 2015 5:36PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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TheStamosOf course I ment shoot it down. It's stopped right. Figured I didn't need to explain further.


my guess is they were looking for a solution that didn't mean the instantaneous death of hundreds of people, which is possible with a bus / ship / etc
Jun 12 2015 11:24PM
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brandonloos_21
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Almost missed a flight home from windells, dumbasses had to finger my bag because I forgot to take a MacBook out, stopped one whole line for a good 10 minutes.
Jun 13 2015 1:03AM
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*Nickdel*
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TheStamosOf course I ment shoot it down. It's stopped right. Figured I didn't need to explain further.


You're an idiot. Shooting it down is just as bad as it being hijacked. Please don't ever procreate
Jun 13 2015 9:35AM
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TheStamos
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*Nickdel*You're an idiot. Shooting it down is just as bad as it being hijacked. Please don't ever procreate


You think for one second that our government wouldn't take out a plane full of people before they let it get to a city full of targets that are full of people? How many on the planes sept 11th in NY? Estimate 300, how many died, 3000. Trade 300 for 3000.. Yes. Not a fun topic. Idiot.
Jun 13 2015 12:37PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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*Nickdel*You're an idiot. Shooting it down is just as bad as it being hijacked. Please don't ever procreate


Why do you think the White House sent out fighter jets on 9/11? To ask the hijackers to land the plane, please?

They don't even think twice about it. They'll shoot down any hijacked plane.

And you don't sound smarter for using words like "procreate".

TheStamosYou think for one second that our government wouldn't take out a plane full of people before they let it get to a city full of targets that are full of people? How many on the planes sept 11th in NY? Estimate 300, how many died, 3000. Trade 300 for 3000.. Yes. Not a fun topic. Idiot.


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Jun 13 2015 10:05PM
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Lonely
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Tsa people aren't shitty. They're just stuck doing a shitty Job. I was heded to a longboard comp and the wouldn't let me bring my board in the plane as a checked ski bag. Honestly tho I don't remotely understand how this was "fucking with the tea". You wrote your name wrong and possibly called him a prick?

And?
Jun 14 2015 9:48AM
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dingus
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I haven't had any bad experience only an awkward one when one of the TSA workers started combing through my hair
Jun 14 2015 5:32PM
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TheStamos
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LonelyTsa people aren't shitty. They're just stuck doing a shitty Job. I was heded to a longboard comp and the wouldn't let me bring my board in the plane as a checked ski bag. Honestly tho I don't remotely understand how this was "fucking with the tea". You wrote your name wrong and possibly called him a prick?

And?


Cops aren't shitty, there just stuck doing a shitty job.
Jun 14 2015 6:17PM
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