Why Canada's better than the U.S.

Spagett+You have absolutely 0 understanding of international politics if you think the whole world hates the US.

SaskyskierA) if they made movies about the Canadian team there would be like 12 movies
C) were talking about hockey
D) good for u guys the whole world fucking hates you though...
E) the Brits would've left and we would've just gone into confederation anyway and probably made the exact same government
F) cuz we try to make peace not start new wars...
And your last paragraph no one would miss you because once again the whole world fucking hates you.

S.J.WHow many Canadian teams have won the NFL? Yeah none. Fact

SaskyskierKnow this threads gonna start some fights but let's see your pride for your country :D I'll start off by giving u 5 reasons Canada's way better.

1. You guys have 9 times more people and we still beat you in lots of sports (even your sports like baseball)
2. Way nicer people
3. Tougher and harder working
4. We're all beauties up here
5. War of 1812

Not even mentioning hockey... Plus mark mcmorris who grew up in the flattest place on earth and he still beats Americans... CANADA

Let's hear your arguments show some pride

DingoSeanCalifornia has more people than Canada.

We invented burritos.
And the Internet.
And probably Chinese food as we know it in North America.
And have a larger economy (and aren't even a country anymore)
Everyone from Canada seemingly moves here.
Our ocean is somehow warmer by like probably 4 whole degrees.
We have the tallest trees in the world. And Bigger volcanoes.
Everything you're viewing this site on was probably designed here in some way.
Levis jeans first came out of here... and now the whole world wears them.
We were the first to allow Gay Marriage.
And also take it away because people moved out in droves from Utah.
We have a lot more diversity.
We create like, all the best porn, I guess.
California's universities alone could beat Canada in olympic medal counts.
...not that I like it, but California has more cups than Canada in the last 30 years or something.
Thanks Wayne Gretzky?
Did I mention Burritos?
Oh, and Avacados. Good luck getting those fresh in Canada.
Also, Sourdough bread. Everything's better on sourdough.


We also have a Bear on our flag. Which is the most badass thing. You guys would know. You have a few.

'Furnya

But seriously, can we just... like... take BC, WA, and OR and make our own country? That would be way cooler. Build a water pipeline down instead of an Oil pipeline? We'll pay for it because we'd own Apple, Microsoft, AND Google. Unstoppable.

Spagett+A) They didn't make a movie about the canadian team

B) The US makes all moves, suck a fat one canada

C) Canada wasn't actively attempting to prevent the spread of communism so really they weren't beating the USSR.

D) The US is the hegemon. It could take over canada in like 3 days. Suck our hard power.

E) Without America the blue print of modern government wouldnt exist and canada would still be ruled by a moose king

F) Canada has no nukes

This is a dumb discussion. The US is clearly a more important country. You can't say which is "better" cause thats just subjective. But like lets be real the world would miss the US a lot more than it would miss Canada.

SaskyskierObviously not countries need the states but think about it dude it's in songs, books the media it's every where the war against terror is cuz of the states...

theabortionatorfake bacon and over priced beer. Killing it

SaskyskierIt's worth it when u can drink 3 years earlier

theabortionatorI mean you can't go to a bar here legally but everyones drinking at 18. Nobody is like "well the law says 21 so I'm going to abstain"

.Hugo.Except in wisconsin, you can drink at a bar under 21 if a parent is with you

theabortionatorfake bacon and over priced beer. Killing it

VinnieFyea shitty beer and beer in any restaurant or bar is for sure more expensive in Canada, but for some reason I noticed that local craft beers are pretty much the same price in Canada as they are in the States. So if you buy your beer from a store and drink good beer you're really not spending anything more in Canada.


dunno where you get the bacon idea from. bacon here is fantastic and better than what you get in the States.

SaskyskierObviously not countries need the states but think about it dude it's in songs, books the media it's every where the war against terror is cuz of the states...

theabortionatorIdk, I remember seeing some prices on craft beer in boxes and beeing like okay that's not bad, a 12 pack for ___. Then picking up the box and finding out it was a 6 pack box like LOLSSSSSSS.

You really aren't paying over $10 for a 6 pack ever in the states. The price for good beer is generally around there and a little under. Between $7 and $10. And your bacon is fake as fuck.

BenWhitthe United States provides military, economic, and healthcare support to the rest of the under-developed world.

erikKbut not to your own citizens

kirbstopperHow many countries has the us invaded for natural resources while portraying a "global police force" for the greater good of the world.

las.That's not hard, op - america is the asshole of the western world, and a pretty vile country overall

Spagett+Holy shit you are all idiots. If the U.S. Just vanished tomorrow then there would be a huge power vacuum and great power wars. Then eventually like China or Russia would become the new global power and the world would be a lost worse off.

Spagett+Holy shit you are all idiots. If the U.S. Just vanished tomorrow then there would be a huge power vacuum and great power wars. Then eventually like China or Russia would become the new global power and the world would be a lost worse off.

cddlswthsqrrlsAnd I guess you just have so much international knowledge on the world economy and politics that your opinion is just so correct. Stop pretending like you know every little thing of the world economy, because you don't and anyone who has a discussion on what would happen if America just disappeared is an idiot as no one has enough knowledge of the global economy to make an accurate judgement.

cddlswthsqrrlsAnd I guess you just have so much international knowledge on the world economy and politics that your opinion is just so correct. Stop pretending like you know every little thing of the world economy, because you don't and anyone who has a discussion on what would happen if America just disappeared is an idiot as no one has enough knowledge of the global economy to make an accurate judgement.

Spagett+Holy shit you are all idiots. If the U.S. Just vanished tomorrow then there would be a huge power vacuum and great power wars. Then eventually like China or Russia would become the new global power and the world would be a lost worse off.

erikKbut not to your own citizens

DingoSeanWe were the first to allow Gay Marriage.

cddlswthsqrrlsAnd I guess you just have so much international knowledge on the world economy and politics that your opinion is just so correct. Stop pretending like you know every little thing of the world economy, because you don't and anyone who has a discussion on what would happen if America just disappeared is an idiot as no one has enough knowledge of the global economy to make an accurate judgement.

Brocka_FlockaAnd then ya banned it...

cddlswthsqrrlsAnd I guess you just have so much international knowledge on the world economy and politics that your opinion is just so correct. Stop pretending like you know every little thing of the world economy, because you don't and anyone who has a discussion on what would happen if America just disappeared is an idiot as no one has enough knowledge of the global economy to make an accurate judgement.

SaskyskierTheres two types of americans the country redneck type that's always drunk or the gangsta city type that's always high, then u got your obabamas to ;)

RusselCroweSorry OP I can't hear you over the sweet sound of freedom

Fuck off

JAHpowWell the U.S. dollar is the standard unit of currency in the world market and the foremost reserve currency. So if America just vanished the world economy would plummet until the euro was set up in its place.

That's high school economics.

SFBpic of dingo and his bf uglyboy

rballs_I mean, I could go on.

rballs_Can't hear you over my health care benefits.

At least our economy isn't completely down the shitter. At least our cops don't kill random innocent people. At least we have some nice people. At least we don't start stupid fights and get involved with everything happening in the world. At least we aren't crammed with 300+ million people. At least we don't have 99.9% obesity rate.

I mean, I could go on.

katie.I now laugh when people mention the war of 1812 as something Canada beat the USA at.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a Canadian and Canada held our own on the northern border (well except Detroit), but saying the war of 1812 is something Canada did better is really misleading. Not going to go into specifics as a history major but.....yeah. The US slaughtered the British at New Orleans, reasserted their sovereignty as a real country, took millions of acres from the natives and expanded the borders of the country to the Mississippi and beyond. Canada likes to forget about the fact that it was a war on more than one front.

We burned the White House.

theabortionatorI mean you can't go to a bar here legally but everyones drinking at 18. Nobody is like "well the law says 21 so I'm going to abstain"

DingoSeanAmerica's economy isn't down the shitter so much anymore. Okay, maybe it is in like, Missississississipp or Alabummer, or Florida or other places that are still stuck in 1858... but in California, Washington, Massachusetts, etc, things are going pretty damn well, tbh.

You have us at the cop killing, but at least we don't riot harder over stupid crap like the stanley cup than we do about tuition increases (Vancouver blew up their city over hockey. Montreal caused a bit of a scare with some pretty shitty tuition hikes - or so I heard they were shitty)

Of course you get into stupid fights. You follow us into everything. Just not as seriously. (I mean, your PM keeps trying to get you guys to buy stupid F35's from Lockheed lol)

We have nice people too. Canadian-Americans are all over the place here! :)

I wouldn't call 'crammed' with 300+ million people. Ever been to Nevada or Wyoming? It's as desolate as the Yukon or Saskatchewan out there. (besides, the majority of Canada is all crammed into the Golden Horseshoe... and like 90% of the population is in the most southern 1% of the nation's landmass or something hilarious.)

There are also plenty of fatass Canadians. I mean, cmon... Tim Hortons and Poutine? Lol.

Plus, you have had Harper in there for like a Decade, and that dude's a joke. At least Bush was out after 8 ungodly years...


...Lets just agree that we're both better at making breakfast food (and probably all food) than fucking England. They don't even know what pancakes are... They think pancakes are "crepes" basically.

byuboundI'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. No sound on the moon.

BenWhitbecause we don't provide socialized medicine to our citizens, we don't provide any healthcare support?

NickyToorThe u.s. Is the only developed country where medical bankruptcy occurs. Clearly, our healthcare system needs work