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Why Canada's better than the U.S.

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TVRNTVPOOP
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Know this threads gonna start some fights but let's see your pride for your country :D I'll start off by giving u 5 reasons Canada's way better.

1. You guys have 9 times more people and we still beat you in lots of sports (even your sports like baseball)
2. Way nicer people
3. Tougher and harder working
4. We're all beauties up here
5. War of 1812

Not even mentioning hockey... Plus mark mcmorris who grew up in the flattest place on earth and he still beats Americans... CANADA

Let's hear your arguments show some pride
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10 years ago
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CluckaChuck
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I'm from Canada and your points are weak. Stop embarrassing
10 years ago
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M.M
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you forgot soup
10 years ago
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shin-bang
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I'll give you reasons
1.) Canada is lame
2.) Canada is lame
3.) Canada is lame
4.) Canada is lame
5.) Canada is lame

only thing nada canada has on the U.S. Is whistler and tompietrowski
10 years ago
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shin-bang
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.WashingtonI'll give you reasons
1.) Canada is lame
2.) Canada is lame
3.) Canada is lame
4.) Canada is lame
5.) Canada is lame

only thing nada canada has on the U.S. Is whistler and tompietrowski

Sorry for the typo :(
10 years ago
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S.J.W
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Reasons why Canada sucks.

It's Canada
10 years ago
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msg
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.WashingtonI'll give you reasons
1.) Canada is lame
2.) Canada is lame
3.) Canada is lame
4.) Canada is lame
5.) Canada is lame

only thing nada canada has on the U.S. Is whistler and tompietrowski


Nice meme!
10 years ago
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saskskier
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I am unhappy with your name, OP
10 years ago
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shin-bang
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saskskierI am unhappy with your name, OP


op I'm also unhappy with this potato of a thread you've made
10 years ago
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SFB
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protip: its not

10 years ago
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S.J.W
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SFBprotip: its not


If I were to imagine what you look like, this would be it
10 years ago
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SFB
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S.J.WIf I were to imagine what you look like, this would be it

pic of dingo and his bf uglyboy

10 years ago
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Jimbothesteezer
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more snow
10 years ago
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JAHpow
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America is better at

1. Anything military ever
2. Anything space ever
3. Way more diverse geography
4. ON3P
5. Technology
10 years ago
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byubound
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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. No sound on the moon.
10 years ago
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nochill
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apollo 11
10 years ago
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TVRNTVPOOP
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byuboundI'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. No sound on the moon.



Good one
10 years ago
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TVRNTVPOOP
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saskskierI am unhappy with your name, OP

Your not even from sask dawg
10 years ago
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saskskier
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SaskyskierYour not even from sask dawg


I suspect I've spent more of my life in Sk than you've been alive. Also, it's the only name I've had since I joined in back in 2002...
10 years ago
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TVRNTVPOOP
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saskskierI suspect I've spent more of my life in Sk than you've been alive. Also, it's the only name I've had since I joined in back in 2002...


Probably have, much respect dude. don't u live in alta tho
10 years ago
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Spagett+
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"canadians are better at sports"

wrong


I didn't see any Canadians beating the soviets.
10 years ago
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saskskier
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SaskyskierProbably have, much respect dude. don't u live in alta tho


Moved here two years ago. No regrets, but Sk will always be in my blood.
10 years ago
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.otto.
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justin beiber...
10 years ago
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TVRNTVPOOP
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Spagett+"canadians are better at sports"

wrong


I didn't see any Canadians beating the soviets.


Weve beat the soviets almost as many times as weve beaten you...
10 years ago
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TVRNTVPOOP
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saskskierMoved here two years ago. No regrets, but Sk will always be in my blood.

hell ya man what was your home mtn
10 years ago
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SalmonellaFun
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I haven't seen many hit blockbusters coming from canada recently.






















Or ever
10 years ago
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Barefootin_Fiend
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I don't need to refute any of your points, nor do I need to list why the US is way more amazing. I know it's better. You know it's better. The entire fucking world knows it's better.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/772350/Blame-Canada---South-Park--Bigger-Longer--amp--Uncut--3-9--Movie-CLIP--1999--HD
10 years ago
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TVRNTVPOOP
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Barefootin_FiendI don't need to refute any of your points, nor do I need to list why the US is way more amazing. I know it's better. You know it's better. The entire fucking world knows it's better.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/772350/Blame-Canada---South-Park--Bigger-Longer--amp--Uncut--3-9--Movie-CLIP--1999--HD

... your a stoner, youre high right now you don know what your talking about
10 years ago
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RusselCrowe
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Sorry OP I can't hear you over the sweet sound of freedom

Fuck off
10 years ago
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frosted_flakes
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Spagett+I didn't see any Canadians beating the soviets.


You're making us look bad Spag... Summit Series of '72

Canada still sucks though.
10 years ago
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corona
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Barefootin_FiendI don't need to refute any of your points, nor do I need to list why the US is way more amazing. I know it's better. You know it's better. The entire fucking world knows it's better.


Every time I hear a mean Canada joke I go to the hospital and get my feelings checked. For free.

- Bubbles
10 years ago
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Saskyskier... your a stoner, youre high right now you don know what your talking about


try again. i don't really even smoke much these days. you guys proclaiming canada is the greatest is like the middle aged man with a small penis that buys himself a nice sports car so everyone knows how "awesome" he is.

jokes on you.
10 years ago
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iFlip
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TVRNTVPOOP
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Barefootin_Fiendtry again. i don't really even smoke much these days. you guys proclaiming canada is the greatest is like the middle aged man with a small penis that buys himself a nice sports car so everyone knows how "awesome" he is.

jokes on you.


Theres two types of americans the country redneck type that's always drunk or the gangsta city type that's always high, then u got your obabamas to ;)
10 years ago
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Blindsurfer
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lol man youure a fuckin tool. im a proud canadian but I'm a little embarrassed after seeing this. keep your head down and keep fucking your sister in saskatchewan you country bumpkin
10 years ago
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Blindsurfer
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saskskierI am unhappy with your name, OP


obvious alias
10 years ago
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BenWhit
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Saskyskier1. You guys have 9 times more people and we still beat you in lots of sports (even your sports like baseball)
2. Way nicer people
3. Tougher and harder working
4. We're all beauties up here


your football league blows and is made up of NFL castaways and division-3 football players.

2, 3, & 4 are subjective and based on stigma rather than fact.

Canadians live in the woods and wear flannel so they must be tougher and harder working, right.
10 years ago
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-emile-
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Spagett+"canadians are better at sports"

wrong


I didn't see any Canadians beating the soviets.


are you fucking retarded

10 years ago
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S.J.W
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-emile-are you fucking retarded


How many Canadian teams have won the NFL? Yeah none. Fact
10 years ago
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mike759
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Reasons why America is better:
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/664976/America-fuck-yeah-team-america
10 years ago
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Spagett+
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A) They didn't make a movie about the canadian team

B) The US makes all moves, suck a fat one canada

C) Canada wasn't actively attempting to prevent the spread of communism so really they weren't beating the USSR.

D) The US is the hegemon. It could take over canada in like 3 days. Suck our hard power.

E) Without America the blue print of modern government wouldnt exist and canada would still be ruled by a moose king

F) Canada has no nukes

This is a dumb discussion. The US is clearly a more important country. You can't say which is "better" cause thats just subjective. But like lets be real the world would miss the US a lot more than it would miss Canada.
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TVRNTVPOOP
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Spagett+A) They didn't make a movie about the canadian team

B) The US makes all moves, suck a fat one canada

C) Canada wasn't actively attempting to prevent the spread of communism so really they weren't beating the USSR.

D) The US is the hegemon. It could take over canada in like 3 days. Suck our hard power.

E) Without America the blue print of modern government wouldnt exist and canada would still be ruled by a moose king

F) Canada has no nukes

This is a dumb discussion. The US is clearly a more important country. You can't say which is "better" cause thats just subjective. But like lets be real the world would miss the US a lot more than it would miss Canada.

A) if they made movies about the Canadian team there would be like 12 movies
C) were talking about hockey
D) good for u guys the whole world fucking hates you though...
E) the Brits would've left and we would've just gone into confederation anyway and probably made the exact same government
F) cuz we try to make peace not start new wars...
And your last paragraph no one would miss you because once again the whole world fucking hates you.
10 years ago
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Spagett+
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SaskyskierA) if they made movies about the Canadian team there would be like 12 movies
C) were talking about hockey
D) good for u guys the whole world fucking hates you though...
E) the Brits would've left and we would've just gone into confederation anyway and probably made the exact same government
F) cuz we try to make peace not start new wars...
And your last paragraph no one would miss you because once again the whole world fucking hates you.


You have absolutely 0 understanding of international politics if you think the whole world hates the US.
10 years ago
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dingus
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.otto.justin beiber...

Not cool man, lets not take things out of hand
10 years ago
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swaggerboi
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yeah next time I'm in the mood for a 30 dollar beer I'll head right up there...
10 years ago
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TVRNTVPOOP
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Spagett+You have absolutely 0 understanding of international politics if you think the whole world hates the US.

Obviously not countries need the states but think about it dude it's in songs, books the media it's every where the war against terror is cuz of the states...
10 years ago
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.frenchy
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theyre both fucking awesome
10 years ago
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theabortionator
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fake bacon and over priced beer. Killing it
10 years ago
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Lucas
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The referenced post has been removed.


The one time I've actually had a common thought with you
10 years ago
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SSteezle
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SaskyskierObviously not countries need the states but think about it dude it's in songs, books the media it's every where the war against terror is cuz of the states...


....are you trolling?
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