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Are you creative? maybe you think you're funny? NS don't disappoint me and show me your skills.

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.stevens
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I have an Ancient Humour course and I need help to finish this story with a bang if u know what I mean. Make the ending funny and best one receives a $5 value of stickers. I don't post much here but you guys are pretty funny so here go at er'.

In the town of Bagdad lived a very rich family called the Barmecides. One day, a beggar in the town, named Shakashik came to their house to ask for alms. The patriarch of the family invited him in and said, “I can do better than that: let me treat you to a banquet.” Shakashik was delighted, until, once he had sat down with his host at dinner, the servants brought in soup bowls that were – empty. His host pretended to be blowing on hot soup and sipping it slowly, and Shakashik, who for all his poverty knew proper etiquette, did the same. When the host asked if he liked his soup, he replied it was excellent. Then the Barmecide called for the next course, which was also make-believe, and both men again pretended to eat and enjoy it. This went on through many more courses including desert, until finally the host called for wine. He poured nothing into two large glasses and the two men began to drink the wine... (Insert penis/ending here)

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May 31 2015 11:02PM
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Newschooleri.
Posts: 396 - Karma: 554
It was the year 3000 and food was scarce. The Barmecides wanted to come off as a wealthy and generous family so they made the food seem invisible so the beggar felt valued. The beggar left confused and the Barmecides saved themselves a full course meal.

Ok i win i want my stickers or i will report u
May 31 2015 11:22PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
I only read the last sentence so let's see how this goes

the men begin to choke, "wtf is in this wine," "haha oh you thought that was wine, when it is infact goat semen, feel it lug down your throat," "why the fuck would you do that" the men begin to go into shock, "oh I also added rat poison," *cough*cough* "that's for fucking my goat," the men die. The living man pulls out a gat and shoots up a shopping mall. The End
May 31 2015 11:30PM
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270on420out
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Then Shakashik said "uh oh. What was in that soup"? The Barmecide replied "just some beats, carrots, and beef, why". Shakashik said "my bowels can't handle tomatoes". Shakashik then sprinted to the bathroom. Barmecide's wife tried to stop him, but to no avail. Shakashik then pretended to unleash a powerful fury, yet no excrement was in the toilet. Then barmecide's wife said, "No shakashik, i have just cleaned the bathroom with chemikals". Shakashik said "uh oh, CHEMIKALS". Shakashik never pooped ever again.
May 31 2015 11:45PM
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270on420out
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VizualThen Shakashik said "uh oh. What was in that soup"? The Barmecide replied "just some beats, carrots, and beef, why". Shakashik said "my bowels can't handle tomatoes". Shakashik then sprinted to the bathroom. Barmecide's wife tried to stop him, but to no avail. Shakashik then pretended to unleash a powerful fury, yet no excrement was in the toilet. Then barmecide's wife said, "No shakashik, i have just cleaned the bathroom with chemikals". Shakashik said "uh oh, CHEMIKALS". Shakashik never pooped ever again.


Then Barmecide laughed from the corner "so your allergic to tomatoes huh, well I forgot to inform you of that". Shakashik then left and contemplated his revenge.
May 31 2015 11:46PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
Holy, superfluous, commas, Batman!
May 31 2015 11:48PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Wait am I missing something? Shouldnt that have been funny if its for a humor class?
Jun 1 2015 7:46AM
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NewEscuelers
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Didn't read but this^^
Jun 1 2015 8:36AM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,347
ancient humor is an actual class what the fuck
Jun 1 2015 9:02AM
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Slush
Posts: 1915 - Karma: 12,944
Then, being a good guest, the man helped the host wash the dishes, which took no time at all since they were all clean. The host, as a generous gesture, offered the guest to dinner again for the follownig night. They became great friends and are plenty of pretend meals together, until they eventually became malnourished and died
Jun 1 2015 9:06AM
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TVRNTVPOOP
Posts: 619 - Karma: 3,583
as they drink Dave remembers the remains of daves dead grandma, after Dave realizes he begins to break into tears at the last memory of his grandma, sitting with her where her Alzheimer's has gotten to the point where she can no longer remeber him.
Jun 1 2015 12:26PM
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TVRNTVPOOP
Posts: 619 - Karma: 3,583
as they drink Dave remembers the remains of daves dead grandma, after Dave realizes he begins to break into tears at the last memory of his grandma, sitting with her where her Alzheimer's has gotten to the point where she can no longer remeber him.
Jun 1 2015 12:26PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,558
Ancient humor? make some jokes about stoning people, the plague, etc.
Jun 1 2015 4:16PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
He poured nothing into two large glasses and the two men began to drink the wine...

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The daughter wept as she watched from above in the observation room; knowing what would happen next.

A man draped in a white lab coat slowly turned his head and mouthed something to nurses who were out of sight. He turned back around, wrote on his clipboard, and shook his head as he knelt down in front of Shakashik.

None of the treatments had worked. No medication or electrotherapy could bring Shakashik back. His mind was utterly void of reality.

The psychologist stood back up and left the padded room. The nurses rolled in a bloody gurney, hoisting Shakashik onto it and strapping him down.

The lights went dark in the room as the nurses rolled her father out. The daughter turned around and collapsed to the floor when she heard her father's crazed laughter and screams echoing up through the nearby stairwell.

The doors banged open as they wheeled in Shakashik to the awaiting surgeon; hammer and orbitoclast in hand.
Jun 1 2015 5:56PM
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Jon_Taffer
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.stevensIn the town of Bagdad


not sure if its relevant or not, but its spelt Baghdad. just thought id point that out!
Jun 1 2015 9:07PM
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