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So I've been leaving stuff on this one guys porch

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JAHpow
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Around two weeks ago I left a smurf figurine next to the front door of a geriatric home in the middle of the night. I thought it was kind of funny. I came back late tonight and left candy scattered in front of the door. It was lifesavers and penis shaped mints.

What else should I do?
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May 29 2015 10:37PM
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RusselCrowe
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hookers
May 29 2015 10:55PM
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KEVTRON
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Sstop being a jackass is what you should do.
May 29 2015 10:58PM
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S.J.W
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Poll says you should leave SFB on his porch. Pretty sure it's illegal to leave pieces of dog shit on someone's porch.
May 29 2015 11:04PM
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momentz
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S.J.WPoll says you should leave SFB on his porch. Pretty sure it's illegal to leave pieces of dog shit on someone's porch.


Too intricate of a dis... The simpler the dis the better
May 29 2015 11:13PM
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JAHpow
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S.J.WPoll says you should leave SFB on his porch. Pretty sure it's illegal to leave pieces of dog shit on someone's porch.


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT SFB


May 29 2015 11:15PM
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chicknfriedsteak
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S.J.WPoll says you should leave SFB on his porch. Pretty sure it's illegal to leave pieces of dog shit on someone's porch.


How dare you, you ignorant gaping codpiece. Go move to Guatemala dig a hole and stay there until you are sorry for what you said.
May 29 2015 11:26PM
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.lencon
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I would have taken that smurf
May 30 2015 1:42AM
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jiveturkey
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i shit on ur porch and piss on ur driveway
May 30 2015 9:34AM
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CaptainObvious.
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If you're going to continue the prank with a geriatric, you need to keep the trend of harmless items. Maybe setup little green army men like they're buttfucking
May 30 2015 10:57AM
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rudager
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Marbles! And they'll come out, slip, fall down the stairs, and a bucket will fall on them full of tar, then a fan will go off and shoot feathers at them.
May 30 2015 12:13PM
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stinky_cheese
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jiveturkeyi shit on ur porch and piss on ur driveway


dang you got him
May 30 2015 12:16PM
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daannnnieel
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Should probably kill him tbh before he sees this hah
May 31 2015 2:51AM
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CousinEddie
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Ayyyy
May 31 2015 10:46AM
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Mr.noodle
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A claymore
May 31 2015 12:17PM
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_69
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Land mines.
May 31 2015 11:33PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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stand on his front porch until he opens the door then get on your knees and start sucking his dick! it would be sooooo funny and he'd be so gay by getting his dick sucked by a guy!! LOLOLOLOL XDXDXDX
May 31 2015 11:40PM
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THEE_wizard
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Just get some kids clothes from a thrift store and start leaving like tiny pants, shirts, socks ect. like every other day or once a week.
Jun 1 2015 12:25AM
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ohmyglob8
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leave him kool-aid laced with poison
Jun 1 2015 2:20PM
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.Hugo.
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Lol everyone in here is clueless
Jun 1 2015 2:26PM
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