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How Much Money Would It Take

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dingus
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Heres how it rolls, someone starts off saying "How much money would it take for you to..." and someone else would say "5 million" get the point?

How much money would it take for you to never be allowed to ski ever again?
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May 27 2015 9:00PM
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Spagett+
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500 dollars
May 27 2015 9:01PM
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Chubz.
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id quit skiing for a new car
May 27 2015 9:03PM
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SteezOnSkis12
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How much money would it take for you to take 200 tabs of acid at once?
May 27 2015 9:03PM
10 1
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Olimar
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How much money would it take to get you to accept 500 dollars to never ski again?¿?
May 27 2015 9:04PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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5 billion
May 27 2015 9:05PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
I meant to say, when you answer you respond also with another 'How much would it take"
It would take me $1,000 every season missed,
How much would it take for you to have the grammar knowledge of B fish
May 27 2015 9:14PM
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CaptainObvious.
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dingusI meant to say, when you answer you respond also with another 'How much would it take"
It would take me $1,000 every season missed,
How much would it take for you to have the grammar knowledge of B fish


5 trillion dollars.

How much would it take for you to let Wilfurd Brimley toss your salad.
May 27 2015 9:22PM
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SteezOnSkis12
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CaptainObvious.5 trillion dollars.

How much would it take for you to let Wilfurd Brimley toss your salad.


$1000... "Diabeetus."

How much would it take for you to take Bishop on a date?
May 27 2015 9:30PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185
CaptainObvious.5 trillion dollars.

How much would it take for you to let Wilfurd Brimley toss your salad.


free, that moustache looks like it would titillating, plus I'm hella gay.

How much money would it cost for you to purposely snap an ACL?
May 27 2015 9:30PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
CaptainObvious.5 trillion dollars.

How much would it take for you to let Wilfurd Brimley toss your salad.


4.5 million
May 27 2015 9:31PM
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270on420out
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How much money would it take you to have someone run a knife across your urethra
May 27 2015 9:33PM
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Slush
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S.J.Wfree, that moustache looks like it would titillating, plus I'm hella gay.

How much money would it cost for you to purposely snap an ACL?


1,000 bucks

How much money would it cost for you to slice an incision into your stomach, slide your hand in, and feel your lower intestine, and then sew it back up yourself?

I'm in a morbid state of mind
May 27 2015 9:35PM
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stinky_cheese
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Slush1,000 bucks

How much money would it cost for you to slice an incision into your stomach, slide your hand in, and feel your lower intestine, and then sew it back up yourself?

I'm in a morbid state of mind


that is making me scared just thinking about it, 67 dollars


how much money would it cost for you to sit down and watch ALL of the bee movie?
May 27 2015 9:46PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
stinky_petethat is making me scared just thinking about it, 67 dollars


how much money would it cost for you to sit down and watch ALL of the bee movie?

If I was high a large pepperoni pizza, if I was not two large pepperoni pizzas


How much money would it take for you to shove Shaqs hand up your anus?
May 27 2015 10:02PM
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El.Guapo
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dingusIf I was high a large pepperoni pizza, if I was not two large pepperoni pizzas


How much money would it take for you to shove Shaqs hand up your anus?

10k and 3 vicodin.

How much money would it take for you to make a 2 girls one cup video with you and Oprah?
May 28 2015 1:39AM
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eheath
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No amount, are you kidding me? id rather live in a shack the rest of my life and be able to ski for the rest of my life.
May 28 2015 2:02AM
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erikK
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eheathNo amount, are you kidding me? id rather live in a shack the rest of my life and be able to ski for the rest of my life.


not following the rules, someone plz ban.

$30k, how much would it take for you to lance ellierasta?
May 28 2015 3:32AM
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theabortionator
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2$


How much would it take to get all the noobs off this site(because I'll start a fucking kickstarter)
May 28 2015 12:12PM
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Peter.
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theabortionator2$


How much would it take to get all the noobs off this site(because I'll start a fucking kickstarter)


0 dollars and 0 cents

how much money would you pay for my account
May 28 2015 12:36PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Peter.0 dollars and 0 cents

how much money would you pay for my account


$20

How much would it take for someone to wear full drag in Time Square?
May 28 2015 1:59PM
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Nikolaus
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How much would it take to get a permanent sex change ?
May 28 2015 5:02PM
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yangumane
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5 mil

then i'd just start snowboarding
May 28 2015 9:14PM
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dingus
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NickyToorHow much would it take to get a permanent sex change ?

As long as I could be a lesbian $500,000 plus you get an extra pocket to hide things in

How much would it take for you to a bath in live spiders?
May 29 2015 1:58AM
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Noha
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eheathNo amount, are you kidding me? id rather live in a shack the rest of my life and be able to ski for the rest of my life.


That Charley Ager life...
May 29 2015 4:14AM
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SteezOnSkis12
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dingusAs long as I could be a lesbian $500,000 plus you get an extra pocket to hide things in

How much would it take for you to a bath in live spiders?


It would depend on what kind of spiders they were... Poisonous maybe 5 mil. Not poisonous 500 bucks.

How much money would it take to lay on a bed of nails for one night?
May 29 2015 7:46AM
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scratchproteen
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SteezOnSkis12It would depend on what kind of spiders they were... Poisonous maybe 5 mil. Not poisonous 500 bucks.

How much money would it take to lay on a bed of nails for one night?


Oh ouch, I'd do it for 2,000$.

How much money would it take to remove your own finger nail?
May 29 2015 7:59AM
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ndye
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scratchproteenOh ouch, I'd do it for 2,000$.

How much money would it take to remove your own finger nail?


$.75 I always have one finger without a nail so my lady friend can get the most smooth experience.

How much money would it take to shuffle your feet all the way across a splintery 200 foot deck?
May 29 2015 8:17AM
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dingus
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ndye$.75 I always have one finger without a nail so my lady friend can get the most smooth experience.

How much money would it take to shuffle your feet all the way across a splintery 200 foot deck?

$5,000 I hate splinters

How much money would it take to get you to get 15 paper cuts on your wiener and the rub it with lemon juice?
May 31 2015 3:26AM
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Mingg
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dingus$5,000 I hate splinters

How much money would it take to get you to get 15 paper cuts on your wiener and the rub it with lemon juice?


I don't have one.


how much money would it take you to suck another man's dick?
May 31 2015 3:38AM
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S.J.W
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cddlswthsqrrlsI don't have one.


how much money would it take you to suck another man's dick?


no money what so ever, sucking dick is fun

how much money would it cost for you and two of your best friends to recreate two girls one cup?
May 31 2015 12:06PM
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Laurent.
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S.J.Wno money what so ever, sucking dick is fun

how much money would it cost for you and two of your best friends to recreate two girls one cup?


Sounds like a monday to me, those are free.


How much would it cost for you to shit a little out of your peephole every time you look at a girl.?
May 31 2015 12:49PM
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dingus
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Laurent.Sounds like a monday to me, those are free.


How much would it cost for you to shit a little out of your peephole every time you look at a girl.?

none my pee pee would eventually stretch and get bigger

How much would it take for you to permanently attach a ball sack on to your forehead?
May 31 2015 11:25PM
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CH3_COOH+H2O
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dingusnone my pee pee would eventually stretch and get bigger

How much would it take for you to permanently attach a ball sack on to your forehead?


A million plus a head band to hold them back

How much would it take for you to have to perform a prostate exam on Bill Cosby
May 31 2015 11:41PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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CH3_COOH+H2OA million plus a head band to hold them back

How much would it take for you to have to perform a prostate exam on Bill Cosby


2,000

how much would it take you to never be allowed to have sex with anything and never watch porn ever again?
Jun 1 2015 12:04AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13975 - Karma: 49,270
xX*TACO-DOG*Xx2,000

how much would it take you to never be allowed to have sex with anything and never watch porn ever again?


Woah...came here to post this.

Can you still jack/jill off? but probably like a 1 billion dollars. I really like sex and porn.


How much would it take for you to give up newschoolers for 1 year?
Jun 1 2015 12:14AM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
xX*TACO-DOG*Xx2,000

how much would it take you to never be allowed to have sex with anything and never watch porn ever again?


$690,000

How money would it take you to snort an ounce of wasabi powder
Jun 1 2015 12:15AM
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Chubz.
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Id do it for 500



How much money would it take to go back in time and witness you being concieved
Jun 1 2015 2:29AM
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-WZ-
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that would be fucking disgusting, 10k

how much would it take for you put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall
Jun 1 2015 2:29AM
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ABalls
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A pack of menthols

How much money would it take for you to drive a Prius full time?
Jun 1 2015 2:31AM
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Anathema
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ABallsA pack of menthols

How much money would it take for you to drive a Prius full time?


The cost of the Prius.


How much money would it take for you to have your mother drop you off at school / work every day and give you a kiss on the cheek and a lunchbox in front of everyone for a year?
Jun 1 2015 3:03AM
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RusselCrowe
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not much, skiing is fucking lame
Jun 1 2015 6:43AM
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Steezy_G
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how much money would it take for you to have to eat food like a baby bird from your grandma in public[/QUOTE]

100 bucks how much would it take you do walk up to a stranger and piss on their shoe?
Jun 1 2015 4:46PM
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Mingg
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Steezy_Ghow much money would it take for you to have to eat food like a baby bird from your grandma in public

100 bucks how much would it take you do walk up to a stranger and piss on their shoe?


Ahaha like 10 bucks.


How much would it take for you to streak across the field during an NFL game?
Jun 1 2015 4:50PM
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The.Hobbit
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no amount of money could make me give up skiing
Jun 1 2015 4:54PM
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mike759
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cddlswthsqrrlsAhaha like 10 bucks.


How much would it take for you to streak across the field during an NFL game?


$50,000
How much to take a poop on a splintered toilet seat?
Jun 1 2015 5:15PM
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-Dan
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5k, my girlfriend is pro at removing splinters

How much money would it take for you to run the boston marathon naked?
Jun 1 2015 6:41PM
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dingus
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you're breaking the rules
Jun 2 2015 12:57AM
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Mingg
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TallxT5k, my girlfriend is pro at removing splinters

How much money would it take for you to run the boston marathon naked?


33k

How much would it take for you to eat a chocolate dipped onion?
Jun 2 2015 1:08AM
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