Replying to Post Your Tinder Bio

We all know and love the wonderful app known as tinder for matching thirsty boys and girls together. So what do your bios look like ns?

Mine is currently:

"Call me Mingg. East Coast. I like to ski and climb mountains. Take me on an adventure.

I'd like it if you'd pee in my butt or if you could tell me how to get to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta. Either one is fine."