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Post Your Tinder Bio

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Mingg
Posts: 14046 - Karma: 50,882
We all know and love the wonderful app known as tinder for matching thirsty boys and girls together. So what do your bios look like ns?

Mine is currently:

"Call me Mingg. East Coast. I like to ski and climb mountains. Take me on an adventure.

I'd like it if you'd pee in my butt or if you could tell me how to get to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta. Either one is fine."
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10 years ago
308 25
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jiveturkey
Posts: 88 - Karma: 12
16 drunk and high
10 years ago
5 2
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shin-bang
Posts: 4106 - Karma: 7,037
3/10
10 years ago
17 3
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,673
Im only on grindr
10 years ago
10 2
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
"I have a puppy"

It works really well lol
10 years ago
15 1
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Mingg
Posts: 14046 - Karma: 50,882
.Hugo."I have a puppy"

It works really well lol


I'd swipe right for a puppy any day.
10 years ago
7 1
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,172
Australian living in Toronto. Most likely won't swipe right to you.

That shit kills it because they think they're special when you swipe right, little do they know I swipe right to everyone.

10 years ago
33 0
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swaggerboi
Posts: 321 - Karma: 1,377
Im tyrone and im here to fuck somebody wife
10 years ago
10 1
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
cddlswthsqrrlsI'd swipe right for a puppy any day.


They usually message first too asking if they can play with my puppy. But for some reason i never get a message back when i tell them puppy is what i call my penis
10 years ago
19 1
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Mingg
Posts: 14046 - Karma: 50,882
S.J.WAustralian living in Toronto. Most likely won't swipe right to you.

That shit kills it because they think they're special when you swipe right, little do they know I swipe right to everyone.



Sorry for not swiping right for you that one time...):
10 years ago
7 1
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
.Hugo."I have a puppy"

It works really well lol


This is true.

Also, relevant: http://www.tetongravity.com/story/adventure/how-to-make-the-perfect-mountain-town-tinder-profile
10 years ago
5 0
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for this bio
10 years ago
9 0
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,681
Powder skiing and breakfast food
10 years ago
3 0
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
i have never used tinder lol


no i'm not looking for some special reward, or think i'm better than all of you. I just don't like meeting people that way, I don't know why meeting people online's always seemed weird.
10 years ago
7 0
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
OP tried way too hard
10 years ago
16 2
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
'youre not terribly important to me'
10 years ago
4 0
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,647
I'm old and married, what's a Tinder?
10 years ago
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Mingg
Posts: 14046 - Karma: 50,882
CaptainObvious.I'm old and married, what's a Tinder?


eharmony for horny teenagers to like 30 year olds basically. It's pretty lame.
10 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,647
cddlswthsqrrlseharmony for horny teenagers to like 30 year olds basically. It's pretty lame.


10 years ago
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SSteezle
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 2,357
cddlswthsqrrlseharmony for horny teenagers to like 30 year olds basically. It's pretty lame.


if you heard some of my tinder stories your life would sound pretty lame
10 years ago
4 0
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,904
i deleted my tinder but before it was:

if you don't like Death Grips, we're going to have some trouble.
10 years ago
4 0
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Mingg
Posts: 14046 - Karma: 50,882
SourSteezleif you heard some of my tinder stories your life would sound pretty lame


My life is pretty lame as is haha but please do tell.
10 years ago
0 0
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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,110
I'm a skier.
I can fry fish sticks and cook noodles.
10 years ago
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
hi. my name is tyrone. I am not brown.
10 years ago
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
Hey girl, you like fitness?







You'll be fitness dick in your mouth later tonight.
10 years ago
8 0
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
cddlswthsqrrlsWe all know and love the wonderful app known as tinder for matching thirsty boys and girls together. So what do your bios look like ns?

Mine is currently:

"Call me Mingg. East Coast. I like to ski and climb mountains. Take me on an adventure.

I'd like it if you'd pee in my butt or if you could tell me how to get to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta. Either one is fine."


Jesus fucking christ cut it out with the "take me on an adventure" bullshit.
10 years ago
16 0
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special-J
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 4,477
Nickelback and Newports
dogs
hot dogs
things that are neat
I almost drowned twice but then I didn't
10 years ago
6 0
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
californiagrownJesus fucking christ cut it out with the "take me on an adventure" bullshit.


how many other chances do you get to openly advertise that you like to get boned in the forest?
10 years ago
17 0
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
used to be, "I love skiing, burritos, and sleeping in."

Now it's "If you happen to read this and you're not in CA, I'm on a 3 month road trip to everywhere. Just interested in finding new/exciting things to do during my travels."

although now that the roadtrip has abruptly ending... I suppose I should go back to skiing and burritos.
10 years ago
0 0
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,018
Spagett+OP tried way too hard


yeah, i guess she's only trying to get with guys who are into butt peeing or know NS stuff
10 years ago
4 0
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
swaggerboiIm tyrone and im here to fuck somebody wife

long dick style
10 years ago
0 0
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Timder
10 years ago
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 30,008
"I like long walks to the fridge, and shower beers. Prepare for tiny dick pics and unchecked white privilege."
10 years ago
6 0
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,302
"You wouldn't like me, I'm an arrogant, non-humourous, racist asshole.

And i have a pretty big penis."

fucking flame.
10 years ago
1 0
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Rachyalthough now that the roadtrip has abruptly ending...


gas would have helped lol
10 years ago
1 0
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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,838
"hotter than ice,
smoother than sandpaper,
doper than heroin,
more savage than the song from pocahontas,
hi im josh and uhhhh i like to party"
10 years ago
1 0
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,673
brov1"hotter than ice,
smoother than sandpaper,
doper than heroin,
more savage than the song from pocahontas,
hi im josh and uhhhh i like to party"


my name is josh as well and i also like to party



nice to meet you
10 years ago
4 0
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jiveturkey
Posts: 88 - Karma: 12
One leg up! Drop ur fucking bloomers honey, let me blow a load in that greasy cum pit of yours
10 years ago
1 1
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SACKEDPanda
Posts: 120 - Karma: 140
My mate changed mine to;
The stags are roaring, I am too.
How about I stick it where you poo!


I should probably check it more often....
10 years ago
0 0
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,904
cddlswthsqrrlsIt's pretty lame.


>thinks tinder is lame
>is on tinder
>makes thread about tinder
>OP is lame
10 years ago
11 0
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,634
I have never had tinder, but my friend had a bio that was something like this.


Awesome
Smart
Sophisticated

Persistent
Loving
Attractive
Youthful
?
10 years ago
3 0
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,027
It's currently just a mountain emoji
10 years ago
1 0
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theabortionator
Posts: 52605 - Karma: 174,379
"I like scented candles, burning myself with cigarettes, and long walks on the beach"

But seriously never used tinder. Seems like such a fucking hassle honestly. Good idea but all these dumb bitches got on there and were all like "I just wanna be friends".
10 years ago
1 0
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pow_pow~
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 1,804
theabortionator"I like scented candles, burning myself with cigarettes, and long walks on the beach"

But seriously never used tinder. Seems like such a fucking hassle honestly. Good idea but all these dumb bitches got on there and were all like "I just wanna be friends".


10 more posts and you can never post again.
10 years ago
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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,838
Chubz.my name is josh as well and i also like to party



nice to meet you

so when we gon fuck
10 years ago
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Dragonslayer101
Posts: 283 - Karma: 857
Chubz.my name is josh as well and i also like to party



nice to meet you


I too am named Josh and also like to fraternize with my fellow friends



My profile is:

"Im the best skier on the mountain"

"So you like the outdoors? So does everyone else"

"Lifes a fucking adventure. Live it."
10 years ago
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,673
brov1so when we gon fuck


Dragonslayer101I too am named Josh and also like to fraternize with my fellow friends



My profile is:

"Im the best skier on the mountain"

"So you like the outdoors? So does everyone else"

"Lifes a fucking adventure. Live it."



3 wayyyy????
10 years ago
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,077
still haven't made a tinder
10 years ago
1 0
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,094
"im not as attractive as my pictures make me look"
10 years ago
1 0
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