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What the hell did she mean?
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Okay i was on the chairlift wit some chick, and we gots ah talkin and she was askin me if i had been down south anytime soon right, so i thought she meant oral sex. and so she slaped me. someone please post to let me know if i was completly rong thinking that, P.S she was real hott
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ahahahah you fucken perv!!!!!
good job, you were thinking the same way i would of hahahah
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See, If you were from the south you would have gotten laid, but, well ya didn't, sorry slugger, swing and a miss
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whatd you do, dig your nose into her crotch?
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did you honestly think that she would be that forward about it?
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haha i knew should would have meant the actual south, but i also would have though oral sex in my mind
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maybe she meant down south as in 'south... like direction, states wise?' maybe...
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your an idiot dude, honestly.
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hahaha thats just great. Dont jump to conclusions to soon next time lol
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haha, a real ladies man we got here....
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that would of been awkward after she slapped you. You still have to sit next to her for a couple of mins.
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your hilarious
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hahahahahaha dam dude....
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way to go for it..........i guess
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so you just met this chick, on the chairlift, and you thought she asked you something about oral sex? what???
that's pretty bad man, but it made me laugh, haha.
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what a dumb bitch, leading you on like that. should have pushed her stingy ass off the lift
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wow... just proves that guys only have one thought on their mind all the time
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are you 12, or dumb?
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well, i dont blame ya, my mind probably woulda thought the same thing at first. but then i woulda realized that i was being a complete idiot and said no, theres been too many bush fires
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Whatever, let's give this guy some credit for being uber-forward. You layed it out on the line, and you got slapped. Way to fuckin' send it!
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hahaha don't feel to bad. i don't think you deserved to get slapped, but seriously if i were the girl, i definitely would have laughed.
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way to go dude? i guess i would have to say that.. dunno, downright hilarious though...
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Maybe she just likes it rough and the slap was to get herself fired up? Should've whipped her across the titties with your glove.
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hahahahahaha....you got balls kid, better luck next time
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^^ hahhaahaha
but what were u talking about ? or was it a random south comment cous ye i woulda thought oral if it was random but if u were talking about travel ur an idiot
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I haven't a fucking clue. I don't understand females. Funny, though.
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ahhaha if someone said that to me on a lift i think i would have burst out laughing and then said somthing along the lines of 'Like a virgin on promnight!' and then kept laughing.
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haha.......... thats pretty funny!!!!!
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woah imisht have a dirty mind cause thats what i taught too... she must be really bitchey... she shoudl have laughed any ways
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You should have slapped her back and yelled at her. Bitch.
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Dont blow it like that...but how exactly did u respond to her question...this is another factor
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yah what did you say to her when you thought she ment oral? cuz being a girl and all i dont think id slap someone over a simple misunderstanding. heheh thats sooo funny tho
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What a hoe.
She should have a good sense of humour about stuff like that.
Give us the full conversation on it.
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no kiddin who would be such a bitch they couldnt just laugh at you?
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did she have a southern accent, if she did you should've fucked her on the lift
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buaaaaaaaaaahahaahahahahahahha. stupid.
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ok maybe she likes it rough? ever think of that! i bet you stopped after she slapped you. you call yourself a penis toting man?
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not being soo horny all the time might help.
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hahahha nice wuestinator!
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Ha! Way to give'r man.
If she can't laugh at something like that she's probably a bitch with no sense of humour. So it really doesn't matter anyways.
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haha girls r wierd like that sometime by that i mean u can never say the right thing no matter how hard u try sometimes
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