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whycantifindit
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haha so this girl and I just want to make out with each other but we're so goddamn awkward around each other what the hell do I do?
May 21 2015 11:08PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
just go straight for the butthole
May 21 2015 11:10PM
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SFB
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practice on ur mom first
May 21 2015 11:11PM
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whycantifindit
Posts: 53 - Karma: 498
lol dying

Unfortunately I don't think that's an option :(
May 21 2015 11:11PM
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whycantifindit
Posts: 53 - Karma: 498
I was thinking I could get actual advice.

I don't know why the fuck I was thinking that.
May 21 2015 11:12PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
whycantifinditI was thinking I could get actual advice.

I don't know why the fuck I was thinking that.


find a practice girl first
May 21 2015 11:18PM
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iFlip
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.Hugo.find a practice girl first


Such as OP's sister.
May 21 2015 11:24PM
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stinky_cheese
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i'm having the same problem with ur mom right now :(
May 21 2015 11:27PM
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S.J.W
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ahhh to be 14 again
May 21 2015 11:30PM
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Peter.
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just remember, the goal is to get your tongue as far as you can down the girl's throat
May 21 2015 11:36PM
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Cspliffff
Posts: 157 - Karma: 1,048
whycantifindithaha so this girl and I just want to make out with each other but we're so goddamn awkward around each other what the hell do I do?

You aren't hooking up cause you cantfindit
May 21 2015 11:48PM
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whycantifindit
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Colt_45You aren't hooking up cause you cantfindit


AHHHHHH you got me there
May 21 2015 11:53PM
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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
Okay so, you grab her, you turn her around, rip off her pants and pee in her butt.

She'll start making out with you until your lips fall off.
May 22 2015 12:13AM
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SKI.ING
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May 22 2015 12:17AM
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swaggerboi
Posts: 321 - Karma: 1,374
im gettin drunk tonight im finna steal ops girl
May 22 2015 12:26AM
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skiguy04
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having troubles with your blow up doll??
May 22 2015 12:31AM
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dispatchQ_main
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skiguy04having troubles with your blow up doll??


you stink. get out of here
May 22 2015 12:33AM
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Nikolaus
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Is your name referring to the clit?
May 22 2015 12:40AM
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.frenchy
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skiguy04having troubles with your blow up doll??


ayy lmao
May 22 2015 12:59AM
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skiguy04
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Bogezyou stink. get out of here


admit it, you came here hoping for advice you'd find useful too/

avoid sharp objects when with said doll bro. otherwise you'll both end up 'deflated'
May 22 2015 1:14AM
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gengar.
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whycantifinditlol dying


your first mistake was talking like a 13 year old girl
May 22 2015 8:15PM
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DanielPlainview
Posts: 391 - Karma: 1,706
literally all you have to do is hold eye contact for a sec, look at her lips for a sec (make it subtle but she'll notice it and love it) then go in for it. dont be a fuckin pussy.
May 22 2015 11:54PM
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PhotoGraphic
Posts: 241 - Karma: 477
If you cannot bench press her than she is to fat for you bro, try a skinnier lass.
May 23 2015 12:23AM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
slip her some roofies and then do as you please
May 23 2015 12:25AM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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Next time you're alone talking to her, if you still get the feeling she's into you, you can just ask "can I kiss you?" If she says yes, don't be awkward about it or hesitate at all, just go and do it. If she says no, tough luck kiddo; at least you didn't sexually assault her.
May 23 2015 12:31AM
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Big_Mtn
Posts: 551 - Karma: 1,647
ScaredwhiteboyNext time you're alone talking to her, if you still get the feeling she's into you, you can just ask "can I kiss you?" If she says yes, don't be awkward about it or hesitate at all, just go and do it. If she says no, tough luck kiddo; at least you didn't sexually assault her.


"Can I kiss you?" wtf that just sounds awkward. Screw that. OP just has to know when the time is right and go in for it.
May 23 2015 12:51AM
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S.J.W
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ScaredwhiteboyNext time you're alone talking to her, if you still get the feeling she's into you, you can just ask "can I kiss you?" If she says yes, don't be awkward about it or hesitate at all, just go and do it. If she says no, tough luck kiddo; at least you didn't sexually assault her.


and if all else fails, just sexually assault her. It doesn't matter how you scored as long as you scored the goal
May 23 2015 9:30PM
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SkiBum.
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They are tight
May 23 2015 9:49PM
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swaggerboi
Posts: 321 - Karma: 1,374
swaggerboiim gettin drunk tonight im finna steal ops girl


OP was your girl by any chance a 63 year old woman?? cuz best believe I GOT dat
May 23 2015 10:27PM
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Chubz.
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S.J.Wand if all else fails, just sexually assault her. It doesn't matter how you scored as long as you scored the goal


Put ur thumb in her b hole
May 23 2015 10:35PM
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S.J.W
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Chubz.Put ur thumb in her b hole


girls love surprise butt sex
May 23 2015 10:40PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
As soon as you make that eye contact where you exchange the mutual "I definitely would" look, just move in for the kiss... And if you can't close from there, may God help you.

this will work so much as the situation allows.. Use discretion.
May 23 2015 11:07PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,183
cuddle next to her while watching a movie and then just slightly turn your head more and more until your both 45 degree angles to each other creating a 90 degree angle. then kiss her. it works every time. I call it the Pythagorean Theorem
May 23 2015 11:19PM
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Chubz.
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S.J.Wgirls love surprise butt sex


Mingg taught me so i learned from the best
May 24 2015 4:07AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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just remember, no means yes and yes means anal.
May 24 2015 9:10AM
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steeze4days
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S.J.Wahhh to be 14 again


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May 24 2015 11:45AM
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Scaredwhiteboy
Posts: 1395 - Karma: -938
S.J.Wand if all else fails, just sexually assault her. It doesn't matter how you scored as long as you scored the goal


Wow, SJW replied to my post and wasn't obviously hostile towards me! Does this mean we're friends?
Jun 3 2015 12:11AM
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akt416
Posts: 246 - Karma: 568
just stick your finger in her ass and look into her eyes, makes it way less akward
Jun 3 2015 12:26AM
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mhuddy_22
Posts: 313 - Karma: 766
If you say that you both want to hook up with each other then when you are both alone just lean in to kiss her. Don't say anything if you are afraid of it being awkward.... just do it
Jun 3 2015 4:00PM
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daannnnieel
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bitches love an unwarranted flaccid dick pic.


no filters at full sag or you're a bitch
Jun 3 2015 4:15PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,572
alcohol, try it

or just fucking do it
Jun 3 2015 4:24PM
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freewillie
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iFlipSuch as OP's sister.


op's sister is everyones practice girl except his.
Jun 3 2015 4:51PM
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freewillie
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KillaSeasonslip her some roofies and then do as you please


Okay bill
Jun 3 2015 4:56PM
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SKI.ING
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Jun 4 2015 1:24PM
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akt416
Posts: 246 - Karma: 568
if at all possible, alcohol. boosts your confidence like theres no tomorow
Jun 6 2015 1:02AM
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ReetsAdeets
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Pee in her butt?
Jun 6 2015 1:11PM
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robbinJAHood
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.lenconcuddle next to her while watching a movie and then just slightly turn your head more and more until your both 45 degree angles to each other creating a 90 degree angle. then kiss her. it works every time. I call it the Pythagorean Theorem


don't do this!!!! it is so awkward, especially if you don't want to kiss them
Jun 6 2015 3:34PM
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Big_Mtn
Posts: 551 - Karma: 1,647
savvy_skidon't do this!!!! it is so awkward, especially if you don't want to kiss them


OP is already awkward so he might as well just go for it.
Jun 6 2015 4:52PM
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Wheaty214
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ScaredwhiteboyNext time you're alone talking to her, if you still get the feeling she's into you, you can just ask "can I kiss you?" If she says yes, don't be awkward about it or hesitate at all, just go and do it. If she says no, tough luck kiddo; at least you didn't sexually assault her.


This works 100% of the time, I do this every time when I first start seeing a girl. It ALWAYS WORKS and girls dig being asked for consent first.
Jun 6 2015 8:34PM
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coldcuts69
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tickle her..




















butt with your penis
Jun 6 2015 11:30PM
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