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1337My cousin told me a great story that happened to one of his friends while they were abroad in Europe.
The dudes were out at a bar in Munich and they began to hit on a girl who was an 11/10, drop dead gorgeous babe WAY out of their league. Well, his friend somehow winds up going home with her. They get back to her place, start doing the sexy things young kids do these days, and right before they begin to fuck she runs to her desk. She pulls out some anal beads and lube and brings them back over to the bed, and the friend gets all excited that she's down to spice things up. He asks her something about how she wants them and she laughs and gives him the ultimatum: he puts them up his ass and gets to fuck her, or he has to leave.
This is the point where you gotta make a very tough decision. Bang the hottest girl you've ever seen in your life, or give it up?
He chose to stay. So she pops them in, lays some newspaper on the bed which confused the drunken, anally plugged roommate, and spreads her legs. He bangs her for a while, and she moans something about letting her know when he's about to come. He reaches his vinegar strokes and when this happens, she rips the anal beads out of his ass. The dude blacked out from the following orgasm that he experienced (something about it being euphoric and the most powerful thing he's ever felt), and he woke up a few minutes later to shit EVERYWHERE in the room. Bed. Table. Floor. Walls. Everywhere. The girl is cleaning it up and giggling. He grabs his stuff and bolts from the house, never to see her again.
So NS - would you?
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SessionHow big are we talking here?
BigPurpleSkiSuitAt least as large as your own wiener
ElcheapoWhat planet is this, last i checked that's not necessary to fuck a hot babe
ElcheapoWhat planet is this, last i checked that's not necessary to fuck a hot babe
DeebieSkeebiesdude ive been on such a bad drought that it makes me sad and embarrassed to talk about it so yeah, happily....Fuck id take a PVC pipe up there if it meant ending the spell
