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Would you rather rim a 6 or muff a 4

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PeppermillReno
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Personal grooming/hygiene equal if faced with the choice of hooking up with an average yet acceptable girl but having to toss her salad or a less than acceptable girl you probably don't want to be seen with but you only have to muff her which do you chose?
May 15 2015 4:43PM
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swaggerboi
Posts: 321 - Karma: 1,377
always choose the butt stuff
that applies almost anywhere so keep it in mind
May 15 2015 4:51PM
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Laurent.
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Anal, it's the shit and not for pussies.
May 15 2015 5:10PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
I think this video clip sums it up.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/770762/Workaholics---Butt-Fun
May 15 2015 5:13PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
I'll lick both their buttholes.
May 15 2015 5:39PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4879 - Karma: -788
I personally like to raisinets out of a nice juicy anus glad other folk on here have the same preferences as me in this regard vag's can be gross and smelly.
May 15 2015 9:31PM
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Abused_Tampon
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MCsugarcatI personally like to raisinets out of a nice juicy anus glad other folk on here have the same preferences as me in this regard vag's can be gross and smelly.


k.
May 15 2015 9:36PM
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no_steeze
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A clean butthole just tastes sort of salty, and most girls have clean buttholes. +1 for tongue punching the fart box
May 15 2015 10:21PM
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ghosthop
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*relevant* https://www.facebook.com/events/836697349701036/

10/10 thread btw, if you're bitching about nsg and not posting in this thread then YOU are the reason nsg is lame
May 15 2015 10:45PM
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.Hugo.
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MCsugarcatvag's can be gross and smelly.


unlike buttholes, right?
May 15 2015 11:05PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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can i have both? because i really want both.
May 15 2015 11:45PM
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Pat.t
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True story: a girl in my school is religious so she wanted to wait till marriage but got butt stuffed by her bf cause it "didn't count as sex"
May 16 2015 12:06AM
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shin-bang
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what does rim and muff mean
May 16 2015 12:54AM
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fresh_prince
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.Washingtonwhat does rim and muff mean


role up the rim tim hortins cup and a muffin
May 18 2015 3:13PM
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Peter.
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.Washingtonwhat does rim and muff mean


are you 12 m8
May 18 2015 3:46PM
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erikK
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The referenced post has been removed.


we know
May 18 2015 5:04PM
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bighomieflock
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The referenced post has been removed.

Don't worry it will never be relevant to your life
May 18 2015 5:18PM
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CaptainObvious.
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MCsugarcatI personally like to raisinets out of a nice juicy anus glad other folk on here have the same preferences as me in this regard vag's can be gross and smelly.


It's soooooo obvious you're sexually inept.
May 18 2015 6:47PM
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SFB
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i reported this thread to dingosean for being very offensive
May 18 2015 6:49PM
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Sky.
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no_steezeA clean butthole just tastes sort of salty, and most girls have clean buttholes. +1 for tongue punching the fart box


all my booty eaters stand up!
Shit is tasty though especially a nice bleached,waxed, clean bootyhole. Bitch can eat my butthole too idgaf
May 19 2015 12:03PM
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Wampire
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I've licked many vaginas and so many butthols they call me the king of licking many vaginas and so many butthols
May 19 2015 1:41PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
WampireI've licked many vaginas and so many butthols they call me the king of licking many vaginas and so many butthols


Legit most creative nickname 2k15
May 19 2015 4:44PM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
Sky.all my booty eaters stand up!
Shit is tasty though especially a nice bleached,waxed, clean bootyhole. Bitch can eat my butthole too idgaf


Mutual anal play is the first step towards world peace
May 19 2015 4:48PM
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Powstagram
Posts: 250 - Karma: 2,564
>tfw when yo girl eating ass and you shart but she keep lickin'
May 19 2015 5:09PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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I aint lickin' no butthole no matter how hot she is. Yall some fucked up mufuckas.
May 19 2015 5:19PM
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PhotoGraphic
Posts: 241 - Karma: 477
You gotta eat the booty before you get the pussaaaaay
May 19 2015 5:32PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4879 - Karma: -788
CaptainObvious.It's soooooo obvious you're sexually inept.


That is not what your dad said.
May 19 2015 7:31PM
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PeppermillReno
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Honestly though last night I went home with a girl and some fucked up shit happened to me.


I muffed her out...and she still made me spend the night on her fucking couch. If I had gone a little lower and ate her ass I probably would have been able to sleep in her bed in her messy ass room (assuming of course that is the real reason why and she didn't have a boyfriend upstairs in her bedroom.)


A truly pathetic new low and she only blew me for about a minute didn't get a good one just sad and embarrassing again I should have stuck to my guns and just munched her ass. (She tasted pretty good though its rare to find a girl with a nice full bush in her 20s I hate shaved but again as I said azz>pussy.)
May 19 2015 7:38PM
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erikK
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MCsugarcatI muffed her out...and she still made me spend the night on her fucking couch. If I had gone a little lower and ate her ass I probably would have been able to sleep in her bed in her messy ass room (assuming of course that is the real reason why and she didn't have a boyfriend upstairs in her bedroom.)


you must be absolutely horrible at eating pussy
May 19 2015 8:22PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,639
MCsugarcatThat is not what your dad said.


When you rimmed him?
May 20 2015 10:37AM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
MCsugarcat(assuming of course that is the real reason why and she didn't have a boyfriend upstairs in her bedroom.)


Cucklyfe
May 20 2015 1:43PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
notorious_slugTrue story: a girl in my school is religious so she wanted to wait till marriage but got butt stuffed by her bf cause it "didn't count as sex"


Don't ask questions. Just nod and agree.
May 20 2015 1:57PM
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everlast
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I love anal sex.
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