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So I'm currently on mobile and am taking a dump. Don't you guys like love those poops where They just come out so easy and they're dry and you don't even need to wipe? But like you wipe at least once just to make sure? Yea those are my favorite ones. Discuss your fav type of poop and why or anything about pooping
I am taking a poop right now, and I'm really mad at my poop because when I pooped I thought it was gonna be a big catch but it swam away through the toilet so now I can't take a gander at my poop
dingusI am taking a poop right now, and I'm really mad at my poop because when I pooped I thought it was gonna be a big catch but it swam away through the toilet so now I can't take a gander at my poop
Update: It swam back. this baby is the size of Godzilla
Today I had a nice clean dry poop like you were describing but then upon wiping I realized I was misinformed and I spent like 10 minutes wiping the brown marker somebody apparently shoved up my ass until I finally gave up and got in the shower. Not to mention it was 90 degrees and humid so I worked up a sweat while pooping. Not my finest poop
dingusI am taking a poop right now, and I'm really mad at my poop because when I pooped I thought it was gonna be a big catch but it swam away through the toilet so now I can't take a gander at my poop
no_steezeToday I had a nice clean dry poop like you were describing but then upon wiping I realized I was misinformed and I spent like 10 minutes wiping the brown marker somebody apparently shoved up my ass until I finally gave up and got in the shower. Not to mention it was 90 degrees and humid so I worked up a sweat while pooping. Not my finest poop
.WashingtonOld thread tool bag. this was before I got banned and was making an average of 3 threads a day. So get out
pun
pən/Submit
noun
1.
a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
"the pigs were a squeal (if you'll forgive the pun)"
synonyms: play on words, wordplay, double entendre, innuendo, witticism, quip, bon mot
""you can make your own antifreeze by stealing her blanket" is a pun guaranteed to get some groans"
JustGoWithItpun
pən/Submit
noun
1.
a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
"the pigs were a squeal (if you'll forgive the pun)"
synonyms: play on words, wordplay, double entendre, innuendo, witticism, quip, bon mot
""you can make your own antifreeze by stealing her blanket" is a pun guaranteed to get some groans"
gun
a weapon incorporating a metal tube from which bullets, shells, or other missiles are propelled by explosive force, typically making a characteristic loud, sharp noise.
synonyms: firearm, pistol, revolver, rifle, shotgun, carbine, automatic, handgun, semiautomatic, machine gun, Uzi; More
2.
informal
muscular arms; well-developed biceps muscles.
"it's encouraging to note that Schwarzenegger wasn't born with massive guns"
verb
1.
shoot someone with a gun.
"they were gunned down by masked snipers"
2.
informal
cause (an engine) to race.
"as Neil gunned the engine, the boat jumped forward"
a weapon incorporating a metal tube from which bullets, shells, or other missiles are propelled by explosive force, typically making a characteristic loud, sharp noise.
synonyms: firearm, pistol, revolver, rifle, shotgun, carbine, automatic, handgun, semiautomatic, machine gun, Uzi; More
2.
informal
muscular arms; well-developed biceps muscles.
"it's encouraging to note that Schwarzenegger wasn't born with massive guns"
verb
1.
shoot someone with a gun.
"they were gunned down by masked snipers"
2.
informal
cause (an engine) to race.
"as Neil gunned the engine, the boat jumped forward"
