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Best and worst pop tarts

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AmateurPilgrim
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what are the best and worst pop tart flavors in your opinion? p.s. make sure to clarify
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10 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Brown sugar cinnamon and wild berry are hands down best
10 years ago
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-benedetto
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https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/254596/Your-Favorite-Pop-Tart-Flavor-Is----

OP, it seems like you're beating a dead horse..



..I'm bored
10 years ago
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Jesse.White
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Smores are the cats pajamas
10 years ago
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RICK_ROSS
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pink starbursts.
10 years ago
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JGWI
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Worst- Strawberry
Best- Brown Sugar
10 years ago
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no_steeze
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S'mores are the best, worst I've ever had were cookie dough. Great idea but they tasted like drywall
10 years ago
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mike759
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ice cream sundae poptarts 4 lyfe
10 years ago
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270on420out
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Chocolate chip=best
Orange cream=worst
10 years ago
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Chron_Rabbit
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brown sugar cinnamon=best
any of the peanut butter flavors=worst
10 years ago
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Filet-O-Fish
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I enjoy a strawberry every once in a wile.
10 years ago
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Dobber
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Smores for sure
10 years ago
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las.
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Tried pop tarts once (and twinkies in the same sitting) - both so processed and disgusting. Is this what americans eat? You should all be ashamed of yourselves
10 years ago
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Dobber
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las.Tried pop tarts once (and twinkies in the same sitting) - both so processed and disgusting. Is this what americans eat? You should all be ashamed of yourselves
Yep that's all we eat. The grocery stores are just loaded with Twinkies, and the poptarts are in the check-out aisle.

My favorite drink is blended-Twinkies with a cup and a half of chicken broth.
10 years ago
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Titus69
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Worst- Blueberry
Best- Fudge Sundae
10 years ago
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Sky.
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Best-$mores
Worst- any other poptart
10 years ago
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emejohn
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The Christmas sugar cookie ones were dope. Peanut butter, not so much. (btw ur tarts will taste best with a cold glass of Tru-Moo chocolate milk)
10 years ago
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Titus69
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Sky.Best-$mores
Worst- any other poptart



Smores are only good when theyre warmed up, back in middle school they had that at lunch and its damn good.
10 years ago
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foolmetwice
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Smores and strawberry by far the best
10 years ago
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robbinJAHood
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Any kind of poptart without icing is just sent from hell. One time I got really high and my friend had poptarts in his car. I was so excited!! I bite into the poptart(it's night time) and I instantly know the taste of satan's taint. It tasted like 100 deserts in one bite. I threw it out the window and when I went to wash the awful taste of Mike Tyson's lisp, there was no water....Life really does fuck you sometimes
10 years ago
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Wampire
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I made a cum flavored poptart. I ejaculated on a poptart and ate it.

worst flavor strawberry
10 years ago
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Sky.
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Titus69Smores are only good when theyre warmed up, back in middle school they had that at lunch and its damn good.


Pop tart pro tip - try them frozen
10 years ago
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last_tango
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savvy_skiAny kind of poptart without icing is just sent from hell. One time I got really high and my friend had poptarts in his car. I was so excited!! I bite into the poptart(it's night time) and I instantly know the taste of satan's taint. It tasted like 100 deserts in one bite. I threw it out the window and when I went to wash the awful taste of Mike Tyson's lisp, there was no water....Life really does fuck you sometimes

Cotton mouth and pop tarts do not mix.

Best stoned creation would be dub chocolate pop tarts crumbled up with chocolate ice cream with coco pebbles and then I poured whole milk into the bowl for a milkshake factor with cereal. Best chocolate pop tart use evet. Dipped in pop tart bits as well.
10 years ago
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selfiejesus
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s'mores are the best hands down
10 years ago
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Dadcore
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JustGoWithItWorst- Strawberry
Best- Brown Sugar


Best:Strawberry
Worst:Brown Sugar or that unfrosted shit they try to feed me
10 years ago
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.FRY.
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cock and balls=best

strawberry=worst
10 years ago
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