So, I worked out some math to show the feasibility of this beaut.
So, they’re asking $3200, but its been in Florida/on the market for 8 months now, which means the marine guys are probably ready to get rid of it. Most likely they’d let it go for $2000, but to be on the safe side, we’ll call it $2500. Additionally, while specific numbers on sales tax in CO are hard to nail down, sales tax for vehicles in UT (which you have to pay upon registering at DMV) is 7%. $2,500 • 0.07 = $175.
Now this thing is basically a Ford F250 plus a few feet for all intents and purposes. It has the 7.3L PowerStroke in it, which is widely regarded as one of the best diesel engines out there (easy Dodge fans, don’t get feisty with me). It was made from 1994-2003, but the trucks with these engines have a higher resale value than 2003-2007 6.0L, for a reason. It is an extended F250 or F350 chasis, with the Lincoln body on top. But, for fuel economy calculations, we’ll use conservative 1999-2000 Ford F250 numbers. According to Fuelly (
http://www.fuelly.com/car/ford/f-250_super_duty) the 7.3 F250’s averaged around 13.5mpg, which the best being 15.1mpg and the worst being 13.3mpg.
From Aqua Tech Marine, in Palm Bay, FL to where I live in Fort Collins, CO is 1,965 miles. 1,965 miles ÷ 13.5 mpg = 145.56 gallons of diesel fuel. According to the US Energy Information Administration, as of 5/11/15 the average price for diesel in the US is $2.878 (
http://www.eia.gov/petroleum/gasdiesel/). $2.878/gal • 145.56 gallons = $418.92 in fuel costs to drive the car from Florida back to the West, where it belongs.
Big_Mtn physically went and checked it out, and said it needed new tires. No biggie, every vehicle does. Best estimation from pictures is that the wheels are 16’s or 17’s, maybe 18’s but unlikely. Best tire for this would be the BFG All Terrain. Best all-around truck tire, its what I ran on my Tundra for a few years. For a set of BFG’s, a good estimation would be ~$800. Very soft ballpark, but a good starting point for the sake of this post.
Now gets to the shitty part: half restoring it. I spoke with the guy who owns it a few minutes ago, and while the frame is rust free, the body has a fair bit of rust. Best solution for this would be to pull all the vinyl off, either sandblast the rust spots (more time intensive, more money, and better quality), or throw bondo over rust (less time intensive, cheaper, worse quality but still good). Both options would be rhino-lined after, then vinyl wrapped on top, or the rhino-liner would be painted over with graphics/logos/etc. This is a harder number to ballpark because it mostly depends on labor costs. If we can find a NSer to help out, or other industry friend, this could be fairly inexpensive.
The cabin interior is pretty sloppy. The cheapest/best option would be to find a front bench that fits off of craigslist, which is fairly common as they used the same interior across several models for several model years. I’d expect to pay $100 at the most.
Then you have to clean up the back portion of the limo, which would most likely be just heavy duty cleaning of the carpet, and new mats perhaps. ~$50 + time.
The tint is also pretty shitty. Similar to how you mother always said that if your bed is messy, your room is messy, and if your bed is clean, the room looks clean, tint can make or break if the car looks like shit. Generally, tinting costs about $150 for a standard car, double it for the limo to hit $300 total. However, I have some friends who do tinting who *may* be able to help out, but $300 is the number I’m going with.
Additionally, it needs a new headlight assembly, which online is around $110.
Line items:
Limo itself: $2500
Sales tax: $175
Gas to Colorado: $418.92
New tires: $800
New front seat: $100
New carpet: $50
New headlight assembly: $110
Restoring body rust + graphics: unknown
Total cost back to CO and getting her ready for next season:
$4,153.92