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Last day on snow today EVER!

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JimmyGreen
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Hi guys i am from sweden and i was skiing with my good mate kim bobers and lsm and lars tynes and bobby brown and the brower brothers at keystone today for super unknown and i went to go hit a jump but accidently hit my nuts on the lip of the jump. now i didnt know this was actually possible when going off a jump foarwards but low and behold it happened to me today and it really hurt. They must have somehow got caught on the lip off the jump (100ft going about 100km an hour). i was lying and the landing and kim bober and lsm came over and helped me out with my nutsNdick and then the ski nurses came and took me away. after that i decided there is way too much danger in this sport and that i put my future kids life at geopperdy. Will wester from armada came over too but he just laughed a bit and threw the dopest fr450 out of the flat rail! damn man.... SO i was at the hospital and obviously woke up from a pain concussion to realise tanner hall was sitting next to me smoking a big ol spliff. i was very confused and out nurse came over and told me to take these meds. my nuts felt fine and after a while with tanner talking to me about skiing and how its "turning bad and weed is good" (real quote), i realised I was in a mental assylum with the inspired crew...
May 5 2015 5:35AM
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shepux
Posts: 470 - Karma: 1,629
what have you been smoking OP?
May 5 2015 5:40AM
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WI_skier
Posts: 174 - Karma: 302
interesting
May 5 2015 7:31AM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
Meth?
May 5 2015 7:55AM
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nochill
Posts: 144 - Karma: 624
hopefully it's also you're last day on NS ever
May 5 2015 8:49AM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,835
4 threads today... You have exceeded the daily limit.
May 5 2015 9:12AM
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m.smay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 917
You've opened my eyes. I see now that I can't possibly continue and must devote my time to "doing pots" as a refuge from the painful memories
May 5 2015 9:13AM
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schommi97
Posts: 128 - Karma: 270
you should share your drugs man, they seem pretty fucking funny
May 5 2015 10:00AM
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cozzey
Posts: 1353 - Karma: 1,814
What did i just read? Whos ur drug hookup these are crazy...
May 5 2015 10:11AM
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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
May 5 2015 10:36AM
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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
May 5 2015 10:36AM
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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
May 5 2015 10:36AM
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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
May 5 2015 10:37AM
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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
holy shit. i must be on the same stuff as op. i apologize for that..
May 5 2015 10:37AM
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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
Wtf? ^ I must be on the same stuff as OP
May 5 2015 10:38AM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
TheGreenRoomHi guys i am from sweden and i was skiing with my good mate kim bobers and lsm and lars tynes and bobby brown and the brower brothers at keystone today for super unknown and i went to go hit a jump but accidently hit my nuts on the lip of the jump. now i didnt know this was actually possible when going off a jump foarwards but low and behold it happened to me today and it really hurt. They must have somehow got caught on the lip off the jump (100ft going about 100km an hour). i was lying and the landing and kim bober and lsm came over and helped me out with my nutsNdick and then the ski nurses came and took me away. after that i decided there is way too much danger in this sport and that i put my future kids life at geopperdy. Will wester from armada came over too but he just laughed a bit and threw the dopest fr450 out of the flat rail! damn man.... SO i was at the hospital and obviously woke up from a pain concussion to realise tanner hall was sitting next to me smoking a big ol spliff. i was very confused and out nurse came over and told me to take these meds. my nuts felt fine and after a while with tanner talking to me about skiing and how its "turning bad and weed is good" (real quote), i realised I was in a mental assylum with the inspired crew...


Dude this is the greatest fucked up storighh I have ever fucking seen.
May 5 2015 11:33AM
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gravel
Posts: 5520 - Karma: 42,295
Whoa
May 5 2015 11:37AM
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emejohn
Posts: 121 - Karma: 425
OP you should write a book.
May 5 2015 11:39AM
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OzzyJ
Posts: 723 - Karma: 927
OP needs to make more threads
May 5 2015 12:54PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
TheGreenRoomgeopperdy


New favorite member right here
May 5 2015 1:04PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,212
May 5 2015 1:11PM
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C_Bechtold
Posts: 352 - Karma: 1,405
Summer NS is on it's way
May 5 2015 1:26PM
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mattytru
Posts: 2788 - Karma: 5,618
yay
May 5 2015 3:45PM
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whiteboi
Posts: 477 - Karma: 1,228
May 6 2015 2:11AM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
C_BechtoldSummer NS is on it's way


nooooooo it is true. wonder how painful this one will be. shredsauce comps anyone?
May 6 2015 2:40AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,450
thesteezypicklehopefully it's also you're last day on NS ever


This

OP tried so hard, but didn't get far, and in the end the intrawebz didn't want him.
May 6 2015 3:26AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
That was fantastic
May 6 2015 10:32AM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,365
didn't no threads so good like this one could end up on the indernet
May 6 2015 12:47PM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,253
May 6 2015 12:50PM
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Jake_La
Posts: 136 - Karma: 1,897
What the fuck my brain just shit itself
May 6 2015 8:37PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
woah
May 6 2015 9:39PM
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
just laughed for like ten minutes straight
May 10 2015 11:59PM
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mr-mcsteeze
Posts: 487 - Karma: 1,103
theabortionatorThis

OP tried so hard, but didn't get far, and in the end the intrawebz didn't want him.


in the end it didnt even matter
May 11 2015 12:36AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7145 - Karma: 52,188
OP puts out best troll content in ages. Goes unnoticed because general populous is too dumb to appreciate.

OP- I am reading all your threads and they are amazing and my second favorite thing in the world right after lsm hand drag 3
May 11 2015 12:15PM
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