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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Hey Newschoolers,

For those of you don't know me, my name is ECB and I used to be a regular member on the site. One day I received I think my 7th ban in like one year, so I was 'perma' banned. So I just wanted to take this rare opportunity of for some reason not being banned (even though I haven't checked in quite some time) so share a few words about my life over the last 2 years.

After I got perma banned, I started to realize the important things in life. I decided it was time to get serious with a girl. I had previously met a girl in Russia when I was over there, so I flew her over to visit me stateside. 2 short months later we were happily married.

About 9 months later, you guessed it, twins! Two little rascals named Sergei and Vladimir. I won't bore you with all the details so skip ahead.

About a year ago I was gambling late one night in AC and hit it big, well relatively speaking. 42 rolls in a row on craps. I won't say how much money I won, but enough where I quit my day job.

Then about 6 months ago the most depressing event of my life happened when my beautiful Russian wife thought she caught me cheating on her, when in reality I was only getting a massage from a young asian. Divorce papers.

Now I'm here. Two kids, divorce papers, and a boatload of money.

Before I embark on my next journey, I just wanted to say thanks to Newschoolers for giving me sooooo many wonderful ideas, new songs to listen to, and a great group of friends.

Peace out!
10 years ago
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,398
dude i love u and missed u
10 years ago
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iFlip
Posts: 4544 - Karma: 19,146
NO WAY! One of the best members of all time returns. How's your cousin?
10 years ago
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,832
Well your life sounds better than mine right now.
10 years ago
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,681
Your cousin is Russian?
10 years ago
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Envous
Posts: 74 - Karma: 321
ECB is the definition of 100's

droppin bars on these NSers
10 years ago
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
today is a good day.



welcome back.
10 years ago
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
today is a good day.



welcome back.
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
ECB has returned. There is hope for nsg
10 years ago
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
We don't take kindly to your kind here, cousin fucker
10 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,303
How much did you pay for your wife? Did you get a refund after the divorce?
10 years ago
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 30,007
10 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37933 - Karma: 127,506
soulskierWe don't take kindly to your kind here, cousin fucker


hey, you make that sound like its a bad thing.
10 years ago
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PoLaRpEaK
Posts: 439 - Karma: 555
And I piss gold
10 years ago
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,449
Ayyyyy welcome back
10 years ago
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,184
Those rub n tugs will get ya


Welcome back anyway! Hope the trash garden of NSG can lighten up your day.
10 years ago
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
2 years later, and still in my sig. what a guy
10 years ago
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,683
wait
Is that story true?
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
HamFaceGirlwait
Is that story true?


is a frogs ass watertight?
10 years ago
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,010
Did you ever get that tattoo?
10 years ago
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
DingoSean


lol top notch modding bro
10 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,362
DingoSean

whoa r u a mod?????!?!?!?
10 years ago
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
iFlipNO WAY! One of the best members of all time returns. How's your cousin?


Happily married.

pigglywiggly2 years later, and still in my sig. what a guy


Can I get a 3 years??

.Hugo.is a frogs ass watertight?


No, frogs skin is so porous that water will actually, believe this, enter their butts rapidly through osmosis!

DaphDid you ever get that tattoo?


The one you designed, not yet. I've gotten major work done to my other leg. PM me if you ever see this and I'll explain. I do plan on getting yours in August of 2017.
9 years ago
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7551 - Karma: 12,322
Holy shit, he/she/it lives.
9 years ago
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Who do you think you are, dropping in like this just to drop us like a used condom tomorrow?
9 years ago
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iFlip
Posts: 4544 - Karma: 19,146
Like an unwed high school girl's period...overdue but great to see you again!
9 years ago
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,194
Where's the cousin thread. I've heard about it but never seen the OG thread
9 years ago
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,340
.lenconWhere's the cousin thread. I've heard about it but never seen the OG thread



https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/550330/ECB-is-one-twisted-person?page=1


sorry but it's been deleted and moved to the donators forum...honestly it's worth ponying up a little bit of cash just to see all the classic threads from years ago.
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37933 - Karma: 127,506
Big_Spencehttps://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/550330/ECB-is-one-twisted-person?page=1


sorry but it's been deleted and moved to the donators forum...honestly it's worth ponying up a little bit of cash just to see all the classic threads from years ago.


aren't their pinkname boobie pix in the donator forums as well? ;) ;) ;)
9 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
DeebieSkeebiesaren't their pinkname boobie pix in the donator forums as well? ;) ;) ;)


There are actually. Or at least there used to be. Havent been in there in a long time
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37933 - Karma: 127,506
.Hugo.There are actually. Or at least there used to be. Havent been in there in a long time


I recall someone putting the old NS logo stickers on their nips which was pretty neato
9 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
DeebieSkeebiesI recall someone putting the old NS logo stickers on their nips which was pretty neato


Thats exactly what i was thinking of lol
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37933 - Karma: 127,506
.Hugo.Thats exactly what i was thinking of lol


it was pretty pretty kewl.
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,340
DeebieSkeebiesI recall someone putting the old NS logo stickers on their nips which was pretty neato


ahhh the classic green NS logos over the pancake nips...god i used to swoon over that mystery woman.
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37933 - Karma: 127,506
Big_Spenceahhh the classic green NS logos over the pancake nips...god i used to swoon over that mystery woman.


I was like 13 at the time and id get a boner just looking out the window. Man those were the days.
9 years ago
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,184
DeebieSkeebiesI was like 13 at the time and id get a boner just looking out the window. Man those were the days.


I remember seeing that in nsg.
9 years ago
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JTTrembles
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 1,907
wtf
8 years ago
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Bateman
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DingoSean


hey arent you the guy who ruined nsg?
6 years ago
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,583
Never properly knew you, but that’s a crazy story! Peace ✌🏻
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