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The Instant Heart Attack Burger

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skiierman
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The infamous McDonalds octuple cheeseburger meal. Oh yeah.

Picture of the meal in it's entirety.
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The first bite!
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Halfway thru and still smiling!
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Ahh the last bite!
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And yes I did finish the medium fries and coke... and my friend's chocolate shake...
Biggest thanks to Ben Zwacks for having his cellphone there to take the pictures of this historic event.







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Jan 6 2005 11:25AM
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asac
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hahaha only in america.





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Jan 6 2005 11:26AM
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Joe.
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where do you live?

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Jan 6 2005 11:27AM
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SchweitzerSki
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you look kinda sick coming down on the final piece there.
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Jan 6 2005 11:27AM
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skiierman
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Naw I was still chewing.





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



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Jan 6 2005 11:28AM
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Jasmine
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yeah right, you probably had to pulla roman feather after that. haha



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Jan 6 2005 11:53AM
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lipen69
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roman feather?
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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
Jan 6 2005 11:56AM
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almostaskier
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clue me in, is that a real burger as a meal, or did you make that from 8 cheesburgers? man, only in america, land of excess...



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Jan 6 2005 12:09PM
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General_Shredgnar
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you must have blown your hole after that one. Constapation for years.
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Jan 6 2005 1:46PM
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DRISKEY
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i cant even eat 1 fast food burger with out feeling like im going to die. never mind 8. i hate fast food.


hello my name is driskey.
Jan 6 2005 1:53PM
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EastCoastPride
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damn, you are an ugly motherfucker.


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Jan 6 2005 2:49PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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You ain't shit untill you eaten a double big mac.


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Jan 6 2005 3:30PM
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plorr
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make sure to post a thread in 5 years when you finally take a normal shit again
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Jan 6 2005 3:36PM
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-=koLLac=-
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in one of the newer FHMs there is even a bigger one...









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Jan 6 2005 3:51PM
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DynastarriderGP
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dude your gonna have terrible acne from all of that GREASE.
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Jan 6 2005 3:59PM
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tricksterboardin
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thats dirty, did you fast all day to eat all that crap, what a friggin beast
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Jan 6 2005 4:02PM
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yellav
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hahahaha thats fuckin awesome
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Jan 6 2005 4:10PM
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r5tommy
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props
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its ski season
Jan 6 2005 4:13PM
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ATLANTASKI
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^AHAHAHAHA tommy

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Jan 6 2005 8:04PM
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eheath
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dizamn



















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Jan 6 2005 8:06PM
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EastcoastAR5
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wow i feel for your poor toliet
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Jan 6 2005 8:09PM
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ScratchCobra66
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You look kind of like a peachish color umpa loompa.



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Jan 6 2005 8:14PM
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12ParkRat60
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i did it WITH 4 BITCH

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Jan 6 2005 8:18PM
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skisebski
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my god thats fucking disgusting! lol you wont find that in canada!lol




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Jan 6 2005 8:27PM
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Matt.H
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I'm doing this today.....
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NinetyFour
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hervI'm doing this today.....


Next level bump. That last picture...

Apr 20 2014 2:23PM
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yuck
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NinetyFour

good riddance
Apr 20 2014 2:59PM
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theabortionator
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hervI'm doing this today.....


Personally I'd rather do it with a quality hamburger. Also no point in stacking stupidly high honestly other than shock value.
Apr 20 2014 3:09PM
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.Hugo.
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No wonder he was always so mad, he's fucking ugly
Apr 20 2014 3:16PM
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Chunter
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eyebrows..
Apr 20 2014 11:08PM
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Peter.
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NinetyFourNext level bump. That last picture...



does this look like the face of mercy?
Apr 20 2014 11:15PM
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-MK-
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theabortionatorPersonally I'd rather do it with a quality hamburger. Also no point in stacking stupidly high honestly other than shock value.


5 McDonalds cheeseburgers=1 real cheese burger
And honestly I, fucking love the taste of these things. And stacking them is way more badass than eating 8 in a row
Apr 21 2014 1:01AM
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-emile-
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12ParkRat60who hesitates masturbates


not me
Apr 21 2014 1:14AM
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theabortionator
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-MK-5 McDonalds cheeseburgers=1 real cheese burger
And honestly I, fucking love the taste of these things. And stacking them is way more badass than eating 8 in a row


I'm talking quality not quantity. Also quantity wise 8 patty's from a normal fast food place isn't really anything to write home about.
Apr 21 2014 1:57AM
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Peter.
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theabortionatorI'm talking quality not quantity. Also quantity wise 8 patty's from a normal fast food place isn't really anything to write home about.


yeah he said 5 mcclucks burgers = 1 regular burger
Apr 21 2014 2:06AM
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Caucasian_Asian
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plorrmake sure to post a thread in 5 years when you finally take a normal shit again


Have you pooped normally yet?
Apr 21 2014 2:12PM
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acualywasdolan
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skierman is gross
Apr 21 2014 8:01PM
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Bateman
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NinetyFourNext level bump. That last picture...



Apr 21 2014 8:15PM
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theabortionator
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Shorty




I lost
Apr 22 2014 1:50AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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inb4 skierman turns into eheath
Apr 22 2014 8:10AM
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soulskier
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Attack of the ginge
Apr 22 2014 8:28AM
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Bateman
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The referenced post has been removed.


ugliness accumilates anger it seems
Apr 22 2014 9:25PM
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Garebear
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LOL HE LOOKS LIKE DENNIS FROM IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA IN THAT LAST PICTURE
Apr 22 2014 9:28PM
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