Replying to SOS I NEED A DATE! Please read

I am a high school senior guy in upstate New York just East of Albany. I have a dance coming up (not a prom) and I need a date. Yes, I am using newschoolers to find one. The dance is on Thursday, June 25th and all you will need is a dress. I will pay for your ticket. The night will begin with pictures followed by a ride in my 2005 Ford Focus to a ballroom. From there we will eat dinner and dance the night away. The afterparty will most likely entail a fire with some good people. If interested inbox me and we will work something out. I'm not picky, if you're a girl on Newschoolers that's good enough for me.
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