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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
has ne one ever had weird thoughts about your boy's girl?





oh well
Jan 5 2005 11:50PM
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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
that would just be nasty. interesting none the less, but still nasty





oh well
Jan 5 2005 11:53PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
my current girlfriend is my best friends ex...we've been going out for about 8-9 months and shit was tough at first between us once he found out...but now its straight...come home on vacations and we all still chill like we used to




-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'
'well not all chicks'
'well, chicks that double up on me do'
'good point'
Jan 6 2005 12:02AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
my gf went out with my best friend before me, until i stole her from him and have been with her for almost 4 years now hahahahahah its funny cuz she wouldnt put out with him so he started avoiding her and stuff then i got her and got some action right away, it was sweet



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 6 2005 9:40AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
^Sounds familiar.

Anyways, my bestfriends girlfriend is fucking hott as hell, we tell him all the time.



What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.
Jan 6 2005 9:55AM
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buttraperida
Posts: 25 - Karma: 10
you must be gay. feygett
Jan 6 2005 5:25PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
ive thought about my best friends sister, til i found out she is BLOWN OUT! i was at a party she was at one night, she had se 7 times that night, im serious, you could fit an elbow in her puss!









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 6 2005 5:29PM
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BrandonCool
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
^^ holy shit...an elbow???
S.W.E.D 420
Jan 6 2005 5:32PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
elbow, foot, you name a body part and he cooch would engulf (sp?) it









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 6 2005 5:34PM
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BrandonCool
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
HAHA LOL
S.W.E.D 420
Jan 6 2005 5:35PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
yeah dude, it was pretty gross









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 6 2005 6:01PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
thats gross, and whoever spells faggot 'feygett' needs to be shot in the face
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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers



-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
Jan 6 2005 6:13PM
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trama1260
Posts: 941 - Karma: 10
a gay faggot as apose to a straight faggot! i was at a party and a girl did thirteen guys there was a lineup outside the room of guys waiting to rail her! and she was ugly as fuck and my brother gave some dude a candle and he put it in her ass and it broke
its in the water
Jan 6 2005 6:23PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
yeah, she fucked 7 guys in one night, and gave out 3 blowjobs, probably would have done more but her drunk ass passed out by like 2:00









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 6 2005 6:25PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
lol how old was she?
'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!



skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider



'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.

Jan 6 2005 6:28PM
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wannabe2002
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
holy shit thats gotta be one of the grossest sex stories ive ever heard, this girl who graduate two years above me, once fucked 9 guys on camera, but she was hella hot
Jan 6 2005 6:28PM
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fattyskier
Posts: 727 - Karma: 11
ok, original poster, here is what you need to do...

step 1. use some ether to knock out the boyfriend and the girl.

step 2. fuck the girlfriend alot.

step 3. write a fake note from the boyfriend saying 'that was the best sex ive ever had, but because your pregnant now i dont want to live.' then give him like 8 hits of E.

step 4. tell the girl youll help her through the whole mess and if she is really pregnant youll be there for her.

step 5. after she gives birth to your illigitimet son or daughter be kinda like a dad then you can have sex with her alot!!!

PROBLEM SOLVED!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I want my penis to employ more people than Microsoft.' - Some kid
Jan 6 2005 6:33PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
^ ya but then you gotta kid




SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
Jan 6 2005 6:37PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
she was 14 dude









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 6 2005 6:52PM
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ArmadaFreerider8
Posts: 4565 - Karma: 10
^ holy shit that's fucking gross, man she is gonna be in porn when she grows up, either that or a crack whore off the streets
Jan 6 2005 6:57PM
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fattyskier
Posts: 727 - Karma: 11
no, your dead friend has a kid, you never had sex with her until after she was pregnant ;)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I want my penis to employ more people than Microsoft.' - Some kid
Jan 6 2005 6:58PM
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EastCoastPride
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i'm disappointed. i thought this was going to be a thread about the cars.


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Jan 6 2005 6:59PM
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friday01
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 24
my friends gf wants to do me but shes nasty
Jan 6 2005 7:52PM
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Bakside21
Posts: 283 - Karma: 10
Lateralis you have 13,000 posts...you are a god


NuK if you Buck
Jan 6 2005 7:56PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
^wtf

w/e u guys got some lose chicks in your town but we have a set of them , 4 girls who match and pass those numbers at any party they go to.

walked into a party once and the girls on the couch with a line up of blowjobs comin to her , it was rediculous

atleast shes 16 thou 14 is nasty



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'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
Jan 6 2005 8:02PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
haha..i like that '^wtf?'



What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.
Jan 6 2005 8:02PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
haha









holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....



I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

Jan 6 2005 11:01PM
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jfoust31
Posts: 81 - Karma: 10
wmy frist semester i was drinking with a kid on my floor and his gf. after he signed her out and went to sleep, she called me and i signed her back in and she slept over... with him a few doors down.

next day he knocked on my door
'did mackenzie come back after i signed her our last night?'
'yes'

.. were not friends anymore
Jan 6 2005 11:42PM
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From_Hell
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
haha snapjibber, that's 'kin hilarious, so funny

did ya ever know how laughing by yourself is never as funny, ecspeciallly compared to laughing with a friend or a group?
Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
Jan 6 2005 11:48PM
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