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Drunk 8 year old at skatepark.

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rballs_
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This is hilarious.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/768069/WASTED-8-YEAR-OLD-KID-WHO-SMOKES-WEED-DRUNK-AT-SKATEPARK--REUPLOAD-
Apr 23 2015 6:58PM
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theabortionator
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Epcot!
Apr 23 2015 7:03PM
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dmski
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I didn't have my first beer until I was 19... I've always been told I'm a late bloomer.
Apr 23 2015 7:06PM
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JGWI
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I couldn't catch if that was his father or not but if it is someone ought to throw him off a fucking bridge.
Apr 23 2015 7:07PM
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las.
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Filthy cunt on the cody's
Also, Hamilton is such a shit hole
Apr 23 2015 7:16PM
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Bateman
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What is he drinking? Besides 'beer?' not familiar with that 'cody' term.

Also thought it was both funny and sad. Whoever that dude was (looked like he was responsible for him) looked like a complete asshat.
Apr 23 2015 7:21PM
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steezburgereddie
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I bet those kids think their cool for riding scooters
Apr 23 2015 7:25PM
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Lé.Skiing
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whoever lets a 9 year old drink(and is an adult) is a piece of shit. I dunno if that guy was his dad, but what a piece of shit he is. "I've been drinking since I was 9" Yah, and look at how great that worked out for him. He's in a skate park drinking with 9 year olds. What a fucking loser.
Apr 23 2015 7:27PM
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Bateman
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Lé.Skiingwhoever lets a 9 year old drink(and is an adult) is a piece of shit. I dunno if that guy was his dad, but what a piece of shit he is. "I've been drinking since I was 9" Yah, and look at how great that worked out for him. He's in a skate park drinking with 9 year olds. What a fucking loser.


16 is the objectively correct age where drinking should be okay. Especially in countries where you have to be 18 to drive.
Apr 23 2015 7:28PM
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eheath
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Damn that little kid can hold his liquor.
Apr 23 2015 7:32PM
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GayWolf420
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Lé.Skiingwhoever lets a 9 year old drink(and is an adult) is a piece of shit. I dunno if that guy was his dad, but what a piece of shit he is. "I've been drinking since I was 9" Yah, and look at how great that worked out for him. He's in a skate park drinking with 9 year olds. What a fucking loser.


you're just jealous he can hold his booze better than you.
Apr 23 2015 7:35PM
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las.
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BatemanWhat is he drinking? Besides 'beer?' not familiar with that 'cody' term.


Bourbon and coke rtd, 7% in this case. There used to be 12% and 15% versions - they would get you so maggot
Apr 23 2015 7:37PM
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AmateurPilgrim
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fairfield sounds like a shit town
Apr 23 2015 7:37PM
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LightSyde
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It's kind of sad if you think about it. He's probably got drug-addict parents who don't give a damn about his education or future. Especially when he's like 4 ft tall and his body and mind are still developing. I mean, teenagers do it and that's a different story, but this...
Apr 23 2015 7:38PM
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WhatTheHuck
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Apr 23 2015 7:50PM
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CrotchKiller
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Pretty fucked up, not as fucked as the amount and overall flamboyant nature of the scooter kids though
Apr 23 2015 8:59PM
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boozer
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HA! holy shit I used to live in New zealand and I've been to that skate park!!! this video doesnt the least bit surprise me
Apr 23 2015 9:53PM
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dingus
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This just goes to show what a fucked up society, the fact that this behavior has been seen has normal and okay in these skate parks is just ridiculous, what a soviet we live in, people riding scooters in the park, just depressing to see this.
Apr 23 2015 10:00PM
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sbarlett
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Kid is gonna be a champ in college, jesus
Apr 23 2015 10:00PM
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.Hugo.
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i dont know whats more disturbing a hammered 9 year old or how many scooters there were
Apr 23 2015 10:21PM
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broto
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.complexKid is gonna be a champ in college, jesus


He ain't going to college let's be real
Apr 24 2015 11:43AM
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Peter.
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Fred_Beari dont know whats more disturbing a hammered 9 year old or how many scooters there were


yeah apparently scootering is huge in NZ
Apr 24 2015 11:51AM
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*Nickdel*
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That kid needs jesus
Apr 24 2015 11:57AM
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RICK_ROSS
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.complexKid is gonna be a champ in college, jesus

he's gonna peak in middle school
Apr 24 2015 12:02PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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What's even more fucked up is the massive number of stupid fucking scooters at that skate park.....
Apr 24 2015 1:10PM
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dmski
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.complexKid is gonna be a champ in college, jesus


Or dead.
Apr 24 2015 6:50PM
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Mingg
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Holy shit.... that's so fucked up. Props to those guys for like making sure the kid was alright. And that dad is a piece of shit.
Apr 24 2015 7:29PM
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Spagett+
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MinggHoly shit.... that's so fucked up. Props to those guys for like making sure the kid was alright. And that dad is a piece of shit.


He was not making sure the kid was ok. He was exploiting him by taking a video of him to post on the internet. If he actually wanted to help he would have called the police.
Apr 24 2015 7:34PM
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Big_Spence
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i've now watched this video twice, i definitely enjoy it. also i'd love to try me some Cody's.
Apr 24 2015 7:43PM
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fresh_prince
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Peter.yeah apparently scootering is huge in NZ


fucking hate scooters with a burning passion
Apr 24 2015 11:31PM
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SACKEDPanda
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Big_Spencei've now watched this video twice, i definitely enjoy it. also i'd love to try me some Cody's.


man you do not want to try a cody absolutely disgusting, they are as bad as billy macks and dark horses.
woodys are the way of the future tho. can't go wrong with them.
Apr 24 2015 11:45PM
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saskskier
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Families like that are why I have a job....
Apr 25 2015 12:44AM
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--ski--
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las.Filthy cunt on the cody's
Also, Hamilton is such a shit hole


I really wish Russia would come along and annex Hamilton.
Apr 25 2015 1:12AM
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Laurent.
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That kid has a rad haircut.
Apr 25 2015 7:47AM
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Dobber
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steezburgereddieI bet those kids think their cool for riding scooters


Their cool what??
Apr 25 2015 11:31AM
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Peter.
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Luke.88man you do not want to try a cody absolutely disgusting, they are as bad as billy macks and dark horses.
woodys are the way of the future tho. can't go wrong with them.


what is a cody? malt liquor?
Apr 25 2015 12:49PM
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no_steeze
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I would be drunk off my ass if I drank 18 7% drinks
Apr 25 2015 4:10PM
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SACKEDPanda
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Peter.what is a cody? malt liquor?


Nar its just bourbon and cola. They are just yuck nasty cheap drinks. The Maoris seem to love them though.
We have a pretty bad drinking culture here in New Zealand so this isn't that uncommon though most start at like the age 13
Apr 25 2015 5:22PM
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steezburgereddie
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DobberTheir cool what??


They're
Apr 26 2015 12:31AM
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pow_pow~
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Spagett+He was not making sure the kid was ok. He was exploiting him by taking a video of him to post on the internet. If he actually wanted to help he would have called the police.


mate if you read the description the police were called, the video was submitted to police, and i recall seeing that someone said that guy was arrested shortly after.
Apr 26 2015 2:09AM
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Mr.softcookie
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This video gave me various diseases.
Apr 26 2015 2:10AM
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Anathema
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I read a statistic recently that the average age children are performing oral sex is 10.7

TEN YEARS OLD

do you even have a dick at that age? what the shit man. and what little 10 year old sluts are sucking dicks at that age.
Apr 26 2015 2:12AM
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pow_pow~
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AnathemaI read a statistic recently that the average age children are performing oral sex is 10.7

TEN YEARS OLD

do you even have a dick at that age? what the shit man. and what little 10 year old sluts are sucking dicks at that age.


what age range is averaged? that seems a little off.
Apr 26 2015 3:59AM
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Chubz.
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AnathemaI read a statistic recently that the average age children are performing oral sex is 10.7

TEN YEARS OLD

do you even have a dick at that age? what the shit man. and what little 10 year old sluts are sucking dicks at that age.


Gettin top since 4th grade
Apr 26 2015 4:20AM
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Laurent.
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AnathemaI read a statistic recently that the average age children are performing oral sex is 10.7

TEN YEARS OLD

do you even have a dick at that age? what the shit man. and what little 10 year old sluts are sucking dicks at that age.


Not knocking up some prime slag who's well on the pull to get a baby before sixth form so you can cash in on that mint child support...



What's wrong with you?
Apr 26 2015 4:20PM
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jabroni.
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Chubz.Gettin top since 4th grade


im so proud. ^

also i want a cody's and all your other mixed drinks in cans.
they sound glorious!
Apr 27 2015 5:51AM
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BungHole.
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Oh man this videos a classic! I know the dude who took it.

To all you Americans asking about Cody's basically they are a shitty RTD/pre mixed drink that's typically drunk by Maoris and white trash. The average age of a Cody's drinker must be about 12-25 unless you are a 40 year old Maori man affiliated with either the Mighty Mongrel Mob or Black power (the two largest gangs in New Zealand, comparable with the bloods and crips)
Apr 27 2015 6:22AM
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GayWolf420
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AnathemaI read a statistic recently that the average age children are performing oral sex is 10.7

TEN YEARS OLD

do you even have a dick at that age? what the shit man. and what little 10 year old sluts are sucking dicks at that age.


More importantly, where can we find these said 10-year old BJ queens?
Apr 27 2015 2:15PM
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whiteboi
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"I do smoke weed"
Apr 28 2015 12:56AM
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