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Goon stuff to do at parties?

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Slush
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Whatdap NS!

So I know most of the replies WOULD be booze related, but here's this.
Me and my friends are not over the age to drink, and we don't want to piss off our parents and honestly I don't really want to get drunk, so what do you guys think would be some dumb stuff to do at parties?

For example, last time, me and my friends bought the grossest diet soda we could find, and the first person to finish the soda won 20$. The last person had to wait an hour to pee.

Another is gross pong. Play beer pong, except instead of beer, use the grossest drink you can make in the blender. Makes for a tense fun game that you can use to get back at your friends :D

What do you guys do/think might be more fun dumb stuff to do (NO BOOZE)
Apr 22 2015 9:26AM
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.Hugo.
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Booze
Apr 22 2015 9:29AM
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humpty
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drink bong water
Apr 22 2015 9:31AM
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CheddarJack
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Alcohol
Apr 22 2015 9:31AM
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DubV134
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You guys would prolly have fun with butt sex, just ram it in each other again and again and again... Some people think it's gay but at least your are abiding by the law, for now
Apr 22 2015 9:38AM
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corona
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DubV134You guys would prolly have fun with butt sex, just ram it in each other again and again and again... Some people think it's gay but at least your are abiding by the law, for now


age of consent for male on male buttstuff is 18 in this country, everything else is 16.
Apr 22 2015 9:50AM
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PeppermillReno
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GO ON YOUR SMARTPHONE AND POST ON NEWSCHOOLERS DURING THE PARTY!!!!



Male anal intercourse is fun too.
Apr 22 2015 9:55AM
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Caucasian_Asian
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You weren't at a party. It was bible study.
Apr 22 2015 10:01AM
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swaggerboi
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just hang out, talk to people, make friends, dance, watch dog porn, play some games, and just generally have a great time
Apr 22 2015 10:13AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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shoot heroin. then you'd be the ultimate goon.
Apr 22 2015 10:15AM
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Mr.noodle
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Call the cops when you are there. It's the best prank ever especially when all your underage friends are drunk
Apr 22 2015 10:41AM
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Thom4s
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When I goon it up with my friends we just run around the neighborhood late at night with a bottle of lotion and go to gas stations and other establishments and just spray lotion on everything. Always a real sketchy good time minus alcohol.
Apr 22 2015 11:05AM
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Wheaty214
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Buy liquid LSD off of the silk road, then put it in your "gross" drinks. Or do it with some MDMA. Super goony.
Apr 22 2015 11:06AM
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lIllI
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Slippery kitchen.
Apr 22 2015 11:13AM
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Wheaty214
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Thom4sWhen I goon it up with my friends we just run around the neighborhood late at night with a bottle of lotion and go to gas stations and other establishments and just spray lotion on everything. Always a real sketchy good time minus alcohol.


Ya'll do the weirdest shit for fun...
Apr 22 2015 11:15AM
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*Frankie*
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You are really gay.
Apr 22 2015 1:07PM
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tripnip
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Why has NS stooped to this level of awful trolling
Apr 22 2015 1:08PM
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airplaneface
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Break stuff and do other hood rat shit.
Apr 22 2015 2:35PM
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GayWolf420
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I like to rummage through jewelry boxes and valuables and stuff, then I cap off my party experience by dropping an upper-decker in their parents bathroom. Always a good time for sure.
Apr 22 2015 2:38PM
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onLINE
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I use to egg stuff, light shit on fire, have roman candle fights, get drunk, smoke dope, do mushrooms, bmx, skate, and ski with my friends when I was your age.
Apr 22 2015 2:51PM
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realbigga
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If it is a party of someone you don't really know that well or if you don't like that person steal something that they wont notice you stole right away. A month later there mom will be like ''Holly shit where is the Swiffer wet jet.''
Apr 22 2015 3:47PM
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realbigga
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If it is a party of someone you don't really know that well or if you don't like that person steal something that they wont notice you stole right away. A month later there mom will be like ''Holly shit where is the Swiffer wet jet.''
Apr 22 2015 3:48PM
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-benedetto
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tripnipWhy has NS stooped to this level of awful trolling


I don't think the OP is trolling unless you meant the replies are trolling because they are. But its all in good fun. Sober fun triggers hateful and non-serious answers. That's the name of the nsg game!
Apr 22 2015 3:56PM
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Slush
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Fred_BearBooze


CheddarJackAlcohol


I knew it
Apr 22 2015 4:11PM
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ohmyglob8
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drink horse semen
Apr 22 2015 5:43PM
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SFB
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russian roulette
Apr 22 2015 5:45PM
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Blindsurfer
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start a fight
Apr 22 2015 5:46PM
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stinky_cheese
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ohmyglob8drink horse semen


or goat, goat semen is good too
Apr 22 2015 5:47PM
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Blindsurfer
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Twinipzwe don't want to piss off our parents and honestly I don't really want to get drunk


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/767921/Breaking-Bad---You--39-re-a-pussy
Apr 22 2015 5:50PM
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momentz
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I don't think I have ever seen someone openly attempting to look like a goon.
Apr 22 2015 5:57PM
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ohmyglob8
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momentzI don't think I have ever seen someone openly attempting to look like a goon.


clearly u do not remember chug life
Apr 22 2015 6:03PM
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Lé.Skiing
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hot shot roulette. Basically like spin the bottle, except who ever the bottle is pointing at has to drink a shot of extremely hot sauce.
Apr 22 2015 6:06PM
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Blake.P
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Lé.Skiingshot roulette. Basically like spin the bottle, except who ever the bottle is pointing at has to drink a shot


yep dont be a bitch and just do this
Apr 22 2015 6:26PM
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Blurst
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Just do drugs, there is no legal age that says you cant do that.
Apr 22 2015 6:34PM
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Slush
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Lé.Skiinghot shot roulette. Basically like spin the bottle, except who ever the bottle is pointing at has to drink a shot of extremely hot sauce.


This is the shit i'm talking about. My friends hate spicy stuff, even better
Apr 22 2015 7:06PM
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T-Nutcracker
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1. Alcohol
2. Booze
3. Get smashed
4. Get wasted
5. Tipsy is not enough.
6. Puke
7. Swear to never drink again
8. Repeat all steps a week later
Apr 22 2015 7:26PM
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tripnip
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-benedettoI don't think the OP is trolling unless you meant the replies are trolling because they are. But its all in good fun. Sober fun triggers hateful and non-serious answers. That's the name of the nsg game!


what is this "sober fun" bull shit you speak of?
Apr 22 2015 8:49PM
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Titus69
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Id say to go get baked and watch documentarys and eat food but I dont think middle schoolers sell pot.
Apr 22 2015 8:59PM
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nochill
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stage a drive-by
Apr 22 2015 10:49PM
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assatrailz
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Go in your medicine cabinet and eat all the pills you can fit in your mouth
Apr 23 2015 9:21AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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TwinipzI don't really want to get drunk

OP = confirmed turbo-nerd/tur-bonered
Apr 23 2015 11:29AM
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pow_pow~
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Apr 23 2015 11:29AM
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HamFaceGirl
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LOl wOw you must be a Fckin Loser
Apr 23 2015 11:37AM
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S.J.W
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pow_pow~

no one else gets this, heeheheheheheh
Apr 23 2015 12:06PM
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.Hugo.
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Uglyboyno one else gets this, heeheheheheheh


goon of fortune
Apr 23 2015 12:12PM
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death_grips
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crying
Apr 23 2015 12:14PM
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GayWolf420
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Uglyboyno one else gets this, heeheheheheheh


probably because we don't attend "parties" that occur with 4 people in a really greasy looking backyard
Apr 23 2015 1:01PM
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S.J.W
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DeebieSkeebiesprobably because we don't attend "parties" that occur with 4 people in a really greasy looking backyard


dont hate on the silver sack of god
Apr 23 2015 1:05PM
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pow_pow~
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DeebieSkeebiesprobably because we don't attend "parties" that occur with 4 people in a really greasy looking backyard


sorry brah but you dont know what youre missing out on




Apr 23 2015 1:27PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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leave shit in the house that wasn't there before
add random portraits to the walls
put a new lamp in
exchange their good cereals for shittier knock off cereals
take shit out of the fridge and put it in the freezer, vice versa
take one battery out of everything that's supposed to have two batteries
empty laundry detergent, replace with bleach
release a snake in the attic/basement

oh and always always always throw the parents' mattress in the pool/on the roof if applicable
Apr 23 2015 2:49PM
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NEPTR
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momentzI don't think I have ever seen someone openly attempting to look like a goon.


you underestimate me
Apr 23 2015 4:01PM
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