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Would you buy this?

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CheesusChrist
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I was thinking today, I'd definitely buy something that could attach my skis together near the tips and tails to create a monoski feel. It would be an excellent way to get that Delorme style down on jumps, plus you could throw it on when you're bored to try a different feel on moguls or in pow. Not that I'd sell it, the market is way too small, but something like this should definitely exist!
Apr 21 2015 10:46PM
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270on420out
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I feel like I'd end up on Jerryoftheday if I was seen using it
Apr 21 2015 10:50PM
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rballs_
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Haha.
Apr 21 2015 10:50PM
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Andi_G
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you've invented snowboarding?
Apr 21 2015 10:51PM
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S.J.W
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these already exist. Someone used it at alta to piss of alta
Apr 21 2015 11:00PM
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S.J.W
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/767816/Wasatch-Equality--Share-the-Shred-Alta
Apr 21 2015 11:03PM
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.Hugo.
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Uglyboythese already exist. Someone used it at alta to piss of alta


a splitboard?

and op get these

Apr 21 2015 11:05PM
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a_burger
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or you could just, you know, ski with your feet close together
Apr 21 2015 11:09PM
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schusson
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Uglyboyhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/767816/Wasatch-Equality--Share-the-Shred-Alta


im all for alta and mrg doing whatever the fuck they want but the amount of ignorant peckerheads i saw in this video made me want to punt a baby. at least mrg locals arent like that from what ive seen.
Apr 22 2015 12:12AM
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VD.
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One of these tip and tail sound exactly like what you're looking for OP -http://www.amazon.co.uk/Super-Ski-Wedgie-Clip-Kids/dp/B001F4X34K
Apr 22 2015 4:25AM
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Hoodliving
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God that dude split boarding was hilarious they all looked so mad
Apr 22 2015 9:57AM
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Basil91
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don't some kids use them when they learn?
Apr 22 2015 6:09PM
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Holte
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Hell yeah OP. I rocked the shit out of a single Edgie Wedgie when I was 3. You could totally Delorme it out with 2 of them.
Apr 22 2015 9:10PM
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CheesusChrist
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Actually I definitely had something like this for waterskiing when I was a kid.

I just feel Nollies and taps and pretty much everything looks good with perfectly parallel, close skis but I definitely feel my legs spreading like a hooker on many occasions, and I can "try" not to but it'd be nice to have a device to practice

And yeah monoskiing looks dope (but not really, actually quite queer) even though it's from like the 70s I've always wanted to try tho
Apr 26 2015 4:47AM
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CheesusChrist
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VizualI feel like I'd end up on Jerryoftheday if I was seen using it


You just made the fucking best 30 minutes of my night. Yea come to think of it I wouldn't put it on either unless it was low key.
Apr 26 2015 5:27AM
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