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wyguy
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when was the last time you pooped you pants?
Apr 21 2015 6:47PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Last week, but i was wearing your pants. Enjoy your poopy pants
Apr 21 2015 6:56PM
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yungcigsmoker
Posts: 785 - Karma: 5,922
When I was 7. I was at the pool when it happened. The baby pool had this fountain thing that shot water from out of the ground, and it was on a slope that went into the pool. So I sat on it, and just chilled there for a second. Anyway I was then whisked away by my mom. Almost the entire turd was dissolved into the baby pool.
Apr 21 2015 7:19PM
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SteezOnSkis12
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Apr 21 2015 7:22PM
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rballs_
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13.

I had been sick for a couple days and my sister was moving. My parents made me go to my sisters house to make her move. Every 5 minutes, i was running to the bathroom to relieve my ass. I tried to stay away from lifting heavier objects, as I knew lifting them would only result in catastrophe.
My dad called me over to lift an old, heavy antique dresser. I resisted at first, but as he urged me to come over, I had no choice but to risk it and take the chance.
As I squatted, I already felt my impending doom making it's way out of my asshole. I try as hard as I can to pucker up, but as soon as I use force to pick up the dresser, I feel the hot lava diarrhea run down my leg and into my socks (I was wearing shorts). Laughter/screams erupted from my family and I knew nothing would be the same ever again.
Apr 21 2015 7:29PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
Not since I was young enough for it to be acceptable, but I know I will soon. Every grown person shits their pants at some point, it's just one of life's inevitable kicks in the nuts.
Apr 21 2015 7:42PM
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 5,173
last year. i was sick so i stayed home from class and watched tv, and i had diarrhea like the whole day. i was at a critical point in my tv show and suddenly had the urge to fart. i had just gone poop like a couple of minutes ago so i decided it was a fart not a shart because i wanted to continue my show, i let it out and pooped all over myself.

i pooped myself out of pure laziness.
Apr 21 2015 7:48PM
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LightSyde
Posts: 104 - Karma: 169
Ya'll ever think you're gonna rip this giant fart and then you accidentally have a case of the hershey squirts? Yeah, same, but now for a while though.
Apr 21 2015 7:59PM
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mike759
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^it's called a shart
Apr 21 2015 9:41PM
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ANDR01D
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stinky_petelast year. i was sick so i stayed home from class and watched tv, and i had diarrhea like the whole day. i was at a critical point in my tv show and suddenly had the urge to fart. i had just gone poop like a couple of minutes ago so i decided it was a fart not a shart because i wanted to continue my show, i let it out and pooped all over myself.

i pooped myself out of pure laziness.


So that's why they call you Stinky Pete.........
Apr 21 2015 9:58PM
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Lavieille
Posts: 814 - Karma: 318
Thanksgiving break I went for a run and shat myself.
Apr 21 2015 10:00PM
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SteezOnSkis12
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LavieilleThanksgiving break I went for a run and shat myself.


OP on his run
Apr 21 2015 10:16PM
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yelsel
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LightSydeYa'll ever think you're gonna rip this giant fart and then you accidentally have a case of the hershey squirts? Yeah, same, but now for a while though.


Just another reason not to trust a fart
Apr 22 2015 8:16AM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
23 years old, Sitting in traffic on the 55 freeway during rush hour after work. I had to shit but nothing like a turtle head or anything just waiting till I got to my own throne. Sitting in the truck listening to some tunes when I felt a small pre shit fart coming on. I do a small cheek stretch and all of a sudden have the urge to sneeze. Tried to hold both in and failed on all accounts. What started as a small fart turned into a violent sneeze shit. There I was sitting in traffic about four exits till mine with pants filled with poo. So, Whats a guy to do...... Call as many buddies as possible and proceed to tell as many people about it as I can. Apparently, not everybody thought it was as funny as I did.
Apr 22 2015 12:12PM
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airplaneface
Posts: 219 - Karma: 685
Training for my marathon last year, I pooped my pants and poop on the side of the road many times. I have many stories.
Apr 22 2015 12:50PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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Doesn't really count but my friend gave me a big wedgie and my drawers were a little stained.
Apr 22 2015 1:03PM
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