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What went down before Chads Gap got blown up..

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.lencon
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So, before Chads Gap got blown up by ski patrol, we had a session there one snowy winter. We refers to me, shin-bang, and yep, you guessed it....B FISH. After countless hours of building a massive jump, it was complete, ready to send someone to the other side..

Usually when we build jumps were stoked to send them first. But its freaking Chads Gap. We gathered a pile of sticks, and saw who picked the shortest one. Shin-bang gets a little unlucky, picking the shortest one. After a soled 30 minute hype session, he gains the courage to send it. Straight air. Makes to the other side. It was the sloppiest straight air, but we couldn't contain ourselves and shouted the stoke. Im next. I volunteer to go next. My brain is fatigued from working on the jump so long, that i made a huge mistake. I forget that shin-bang is 6'1 and 170 lbs while I'm 5'7 and 130. I started to low. I bomb down the in run, pop, and my left leg doesn't make it over. I bust my left heel up really bad. My left heel hurts to this day. This doesn't kill the stoke, but makes us aware to the consequences that reside here. After making sure I was okay, which i Was, we go hype B FISH UP. We get a longer in run going for me and b fish. we complete it. We all hike up to the top of the in run. B Fish is nervous, and he has a damn good reason to be. After listening to b fishes favorite tunes and praying to tanner hall, who died for our sins on the gap, we look into bretts mexican eyes and say..... "Brett... ITS TIME TO TAKE THE LENCON TO DUB!!!!!"

He drops in, tucked the whole way, get the lip, then pops...

Here are the results...


























history was made that day...
Apr 19 2015 10:22PM
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shin-bang
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At the top of the drop in was a very sincere moment for me before Bfish dropped. As soon as I saw the tails of the BFISH pro model heading down the In run all I could say was - "YOU WONT! YOU WONT!!! HEPATITIS C YOUR ANKLES LATER " And to my surprise.... He nails it with max steez
Apr 19 2015 10:26PM
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shotvet
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Just stop...
Apr 19 2015 10:48PM
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Pat.t
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Bretts full matching saga suit gave him the perfect pop
Apr 19 2015 10:54PM
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patt.
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.lenconbretts mexican eyes

Good, so english isn't his first language.
Apr 19 2015 11:17PM
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brett_fisher
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patt.Good, so english isn't his first language.


i can't speak spanish worth shit i was born in idaho i am 1/4 mexican
Apr 19 2015 11:19PM
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.lencon
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patt.Good, so english isn't his first language.


Oh it is, he's just 1/2 Mexican.
Apr 19 2015 11:19PM
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brett_fisher
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.lenconOh it is, he's just 1/2 Mexican.


No my mom is french and Mexican and my dad is german and irish.
Apr 19 2015 11:45PM
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shin-bang
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Thread should be named "origin of Bfish" hahahhaha
Apr 20 2015 12:17AM
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theabortionator
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The DEA found out that Ninthward had build a clandestine laboratory inside the landing of chads gap. In this lab they manufactured 37% of our countries drug supply, using their ski business to launder the profits. When the dynamite in tanner halls boots exploded, it punched a small hole in the roof of the lab. Alta skiers complained of strange chemical odors coming from that direction. Ski patrol investigated and discovered the lab at the gap. They considered calling in the DEA but rather than tarnish Alta's good name they decided to use a large amount of avy bombs to destroy the lab once and for all.

This all came out in an earlier thread which is one of the reasons tanner left newschoolers. People were calling him a narc, a fun ruiner, and all kinds of other names for helping to lead ski patrol to the ninthward lab.

Honestly I feel for him. It really was quite an unfortunate even. I don't believe he ever intended for anything like this to happen.

The jury is still out on who put the dynamite in tanners boots originally. Some say they saw a yeti on a snow covered knoll near the gap. That theory has been widely disputed. Other theories include it being an overly elaborate plan carried out by Mexican cartels to slow any American production of drugs. or that the CIA was actually providing the Ninthward with the necessary precursers and allowing them to operate with impunity as they used the profits to fund secret wars abroad.

I guess we'll really never know what happened on that fateful day.
Apr 20 2015 12:36AM
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shin-bang
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theabortionatorThe DEA found out that Ninthward had build a clandestine laboratory inside the landing of chads gap. In this lab they manufactured 37% of our countries drug supply, using their ski business to launder the profits. When the dynamite in tanner halls boots exploded, it punched a small hole in the roof of the lab. Alta skiers complained of strange chemical odors coming from that direction. Ski patrol investigated and discovered the lab at the gap. They considered calling in the DEA but rather than tarnish Alta's good name they decided to use a large amount of avy bombs to destroy the lab once and for all.

This all came out in an earlier thread which is one of the reasons tanner left newschoolers. People were calling him a narc, a fun ruiner, and all kinds of other names for helping to lead ski patrol to the ninthward lab.

Honestly I feel for him. It really was quite an unfortunate even. I don't believe he ever intended for anything like this to happen.

The jury is still out on who put the dynamite in tanners boots originally. Some say they saw a yeti on a snow covered knoll near the gap. That theory has been widely disputed. Other theories include it being an overly elaborate plan carried out by Mexican cartels to slow any American production of drugs. or that the CIA was actually providing the Ninthward with the necessary precursers and allowing them to operate with impunity as they used the profits to fund secret wars abroad.

I guess we'll really never know what happened on that fateful day.


That's the best thing I've ever read borty
Apr 20 2015 12:49AM
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Zurg
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It all makes sense now.
Apr 20 2015 7:06AM
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steeze4days
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You savage B-fish, You savage...

There is only one god, and his name is Thy Fish.

B-fish akbar.


Now let us say a prayer for our savour:


"Our B-fish on skis,
hallowed be thy name.
Your skiing come,
thy will be done,
on park skis, as it is in Pebble creek.
Give us this day our daily spelling mistakes,
and forgive us our grammer corections,
And lead us not into double lencons,
but deliver us from gapers.

Amen......"
Apr 20 2015 10:56AM
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Mrworm10
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Good thing he wasn't wearing colored snowpants, I think they'd create too much drag and his ankles would have been lost.
Apr 20 2015 11:33AM
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shin-bang
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steeze4daysYou savage B-fish, You savage...

There is only one god, and his name is Thy Fish.

B-fish akbar.


Now let us say a prayer for our savour:


"Our B-fish on skis,
hallowed be thy name.
Your skiing come,
thy will be done,
on park skis, as it is in Pebble creek.
Give us this day our daily spelling mistakes,
and forgive us our grammer corections,
And lead us not into double lencons,
but deliver us from gapers.

Amen......"


ok sorry borty but this is the new best thing I've read. This will for sure be my new sig hahahahhaha k+++++
Apr 20 2015 12:26PM
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270on420out
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theabortionatorThe DEA found out that Ninthward had build a clandestine laboratory inside the landing of chads gap. In this lab they manufactured 37% of our countries drug supply, using their ski business to launder the profits. When the dynamite in tanner halls boots exploded, it punched a small hole in the roof of the lab. Alta skiers complained of strange chemical odors coming from that direction. Ski patrol investigated and discovered the lab at the gap. They considered calling in the DEA but rather than tarnish Alta's good name they decided to use a large amount of avy bombs to destroy the lab once and for all.

This all came out in an earlier thread which is one of the reasons tanner left newschoolers. People were calling him a narc, a fun ruiner, and all kinds of other names for helping to lead ski patrol to the ninthward lab.

Honestly I feel for him. It really was quite an unfortunate even. I don't believe he ever intended for anything like this to happen.

The jury is still out on who put the dynamite in tanners boots originally. Some say they saw a yeti on a snow covered knoll near the gap. That theory has been widely disputed. Other theories include it being an overly elaborate plan carried out by Mexican cartels to slow any American production of drugs. or that the CIA was actually providing the Ninthward with the necessary precursers and allowing them to operate with impunity as they used the profits to fund secret wars abroad.

I guess we'll really never know what happened on that fateful day.


This explains why 9thward went out of business
Apr 20 2015 12:54PM
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WVskiing
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Apr 20 2015 2:56PM
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kim_jong_ill
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I hate you all
Apr 20 2015 3:17PM
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brett_fisher
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kim_jong_illI hate you all


I thought you died in the interview?
Apr 20 2015 5:15PM
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brett_fisher
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steeze4daysYou savage B-fish, You savage...

There is only one god, and his name is Thy Fish.

B-fish akbar.


Now let us say a prayer for our savour:


"Our B-fish on skis,
hallowed be thy name.
Your skiing come,
thy will be done,
on park skis, as it is in Pebble creek.
Give us this day our daily spelling mistakes,
and forgive us our grammer corections,
And lead us not into double lencons,
but deliver us from gapers.

Amen......"

Amen
Apr 20 2015 5:21PM
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