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Funniest teachers names

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Ghoster
Posts: 261 - Karma: 1,871
Teachers always have the weirdest names. Post ones you've had here.

Harry Kwok
Apr 17 2015 12:26AM
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HornyOrphan
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Mr. Bearass
Apr 17 2015 12:29AM
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iFlip
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Ms. Choksondik.
Apr 17 2015 12:31AM
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profa_212
Posts: 9015 - Karma: 37,539
idk but today I had a sub who was telling us about how he used to run across the border into Mexico when he was younger to drink and gamble. Apperantly one time they were gambling on some unspecified illigal activity, and the Mexican police showed up. They all bolted and came out on the wrong side of the warehouse next to a still running mexican police car, so they all hopped in and drove away.

They attempted to cross the border at 3am as a bunch of white 17 year olds in a Mexican police car. The border police just told them to ditch the cop car and they would let them through.

Moral of the story, 70s sounded awesome. And so was this sub.
Apr 17 2015 12:39AM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,879
Mr. Gaylord
Apr 17 2015 1:09AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,183
Mr. Nobles who we call NoBalls
Apr 17 2015 1:13AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13997 - Karma: 49,715
Alex Anas - University at Buffalo.
Apr 17 2015 1:29AM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
S. M. Allcock (not even kidding, on the school email system it shows the first two initials so he had it changed to sxallcock@...

Pretty funny
Apr 17 2015 2:07AM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,565
My mum always taught using her maiden name. It's kind of understandable considering had she used married name, the kids would have been calling her Mrs van DYKE.
Apr 17 2015 4:59AM
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onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423
Mrs Kuntz I also had a Ms Tang they both have the same meaning
Apr 17 2015 9:20AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
there was a husband and wife that were teachers at my school.... harry and sandy cox lol
Apr 17 2015 9:23AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
My 3rd-grade teacher was Mrs. Woddy, gets married and changes her name to Dickerson. No lie.

Unrelated to the topic; my financial planners name is Ada Kok.
Apr 17 2015 9:25AM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
Richard Richardson(7 ft tall black man) and Dick Reader...
Apr 17 2015 9:45AM
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selfiejesus
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,813
Ms. Hooker. No joke. Also Ms. Horn. Mr. McNaughtan, who everyone calls McNaughty.
Apr 17 2015 9:50AM
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OP_has_Aids
Posts: 183 - Karma: 837
Ms. Sachmaster
Apr 17 2015 9:52AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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Mr. Manlove
Apr 17 2015 9:55AM
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wizard_of_aahhhs
Posts: 711 - Karma: 1,769
Ms. Draper, commonly known as Draper the Raper
Apr 17 2015 10:02AM
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HairyCox
Posts: 86 - Karma: 394
We had a sex-ed teacher that was a dyke and admittedly a 40-year-old virgin (because she was Mormon)

anyway her name was Miss. Bouy pronounced Miss BOY.

She was a interesting lady.
Apr 17 2015 10:07AM
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OzzyJ
Posts: 723 - Karma: 927
I had a long term sub named Alexander Dick but he insisted that we called him mr. D

Had another sub named mrs. wiener which was supposedly pronounced "whiner"

Also had this one sub mr. kubis who told us about how he did acid and shrooms in mexico and that he went to nude beaches and saw tits the size of quote "the goodyear blimp"
Apr 17 2015 10:40AM
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selfiejesus
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,813
oh i forgot. my math teacher's husband often subbed, and his name was Mr. Siemon, but pronouncing it Simon wasn't acceptable. He insisted his name was pronounced Semen.
Apr 17 2015 10:45AM
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NMMedia
Posts: 982 - Karma: 1,700
Profahoben_212idk but today I had a sub who was telling us about how he used to run across the border into Mexico when he was younger to drink and gamble. Apperantly one time they were gambling on some unspecified illigal activity, and the Mexican police showed up. They all bolted and came out on the wrong side of the warehouse next to a still running mexican police car, so they all hopped in and drove away.

They attempted to cross the border at 3am as a bunch of white 17 year olds in a Mexican police car. The border police just told them to ditch the cop car and they would let them through.

Moral of the story, 70s sounded awesome. And so was this sub.


God I wish we could get this rowdy without being shot by the police. The 70s were the shit
Apr 17 2015 10:46AM
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.otto.
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Mrs. Handcock and Mr.Shithead- pronounced SH-THE-ADD. No joke
Apr 17 2015 11:01AM
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Agamemnon
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MLJS. M. Allcock (not even kidding, on the school email system it shows the first two initials so he had it changed to sxallcock@...

Pretty funny




Wellington?
Apr 17 2015 11:33AM
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no_steeze
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Dick Little. We always wondered why he didn't go by Richard
Apr 17 2015 12:50PM
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djdillwill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 555
Miss VanDyke
Mrs. Gaylord
Miss TraGay, thought her name was Mr. Gay for the longest time
Apr 17 2015 1:54PM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
VD.My mum always taught using her maiden name. It's kind of understandable considering had she used married name, the kids would have been calling her Mrs van DYKE.


djdillwillMiss VanDyke
Mrs. Gaylord
Miss TraGay, thought her name was Mr. Gay for the longest time


Coincidence??? I thing not...
Apr 17 2015 1:58PM
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djdillwill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 555
I would post a picture of it but Ns no longer allows me to embed photos, go down to the V's
http://www.orcsd.org/school/orhs/index.php/school-board-50933/staff-directory
Apr 17 2015 2:22PM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
I don't see how van dyke is particularly funny. Just reminds me of dick van dyke who was a badass
Apr 17 2015 2:26PM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,565
MLJI don't see how van dyke is particularly funny. Just reminds me of dick van dyke who was a badass


I dunno, kids are morons, it's got the word dyke in it.
Apr 17 2015 2:38PM
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brend
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Ms.Swan.
Apr 18 2015 3:02AM
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plyswthsqrrls
Posts: 838 - Karma: 2,271
Dr. Mike Hunt - UBC kin professor
Apr 18 2015 3:36AM
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Mr.softcookie
Posts: 233 - Karma: 713
Ms. Mountain
Apr 18 2015 12:01PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
Gaye Tuchman - UConn
Apr 18 2015 12:19PM
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crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,184
Had a long term sub who's first name name was Thor and a teacher named mrs. Duex pronounced dicks.
Apr 18 2015 6:23PM
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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
my science teacher is a doctor and his name is Samuel Pornsak

no joke he goes by Dr. Pornsak
Apr 18 2015 8:45PM
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SFB
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b_rendMs.Swan.

wow absolutely hilarious
Apr 18 2015 9:12PM
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ModMommy
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There was a Mr. Hooker and Mr. Condon at my high school, but my favorite teacher name is CaptainObvious.
Apr 18 2015 9:14PM
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CaptainObvious.
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safarisamThere was a Mr. Hooker and Mr. Condon at my high school, but my favorite teacher name is CaptainObvious.


Luv u 2 bby
Apr 18 2015 9:37PM
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SteezyMagee
Posts: 382 - Karma: 828
Dong Wang, University of New Hampshire
Apr 18 2015 9:48PM
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loomis
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My mom had a librarian named Gay Fagg
Apr 18 2015 9:54PM
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Brunzy
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GhosterTeachers always have the weirdest names. Post ones you've had here.

Harry Kwok


Mr.Stoner 3rd grade
Apr 18 2015 10:04PM
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W1nn1ng
Posts: 107 - Karma: 418
Not a teacher but one of my old bus drivers was Dick Johnson, he wore a name tag that said Dick bus driver.
Apr 18 2015 11:35PM
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goat00
Posts: 240 - Karma: 528
music teacher in middle school, name was richard mcnutt, he went by dick. classic
Apr 19 2015 3:06PM
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*Frankie*
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Guidance counselor--- Mrs. Slocum
Apr 19 2015 3:07PM
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annex_
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had a Mrs. Hoare (exactly the same as whore) and a Ms. Savage
Apr 19 2015 5:35PM
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connecticunt
Posts: 847 - Karma: 1,541
I had a gym teacher in grade school whose name was Coach Cramp and one of my study hall teacher's was named Mr. Fawkes but all of the special education kids were also in my study hall period and they'd all call him Mr. Fucks and giggle about it.

One of my professors last year was the most rad guy I'd ever met and he told us a story about how him and his buddies got too fucked up one night and they were getting put in the drunk tank for public indecency when he tried to punch through the cop car's window. He broke nearly all the bones in his hand and went to the ER. Once he got there he decided the wait was too long and stole a fake potted plant and a coffee table.
Apr 20 2015 11:02AM
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*Nickdel*
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Had a sub back in high school named Richard Rasche aka dick rasche
Apr 20 2015 11:37AM
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mhuddy_22
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Mrs. Sackrider..... Her son was on my hockey team haha, Callum Sackrider
Apr 20 2015 12:53PM
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_69
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Old tennis coach was named Dick. Dick stroker.
Apr 20 2015 1:47PM
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*Nickdel*
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AnGaperOld tennis coach was named Dick. Dick stroker.


What a fitting name for a tennis coach
Apr 20 2015 2:22PM
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cct_222
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went to a strict catholic grade school as a young bull with nuns and all that shit.....

....i kid you not the 5th grade teacher's name was Mrs. Gretchen Dick.......

funnest shit ever as a 5th grader everytime someone raised hand to call on Mrs. Dick
Apr 20 2015 6:46PM
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