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Guy fights off 5 home invaders with a Katana.

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theBearJew
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4 men and a woman try to rob a house with a gun, husband pulls katana off the wall, fucks home invaders up.

Holy shit the pictures of the intruders are brutal.

https://imgur.com/a/l0whx#0

Here is the car they tried to get away in. Click the link above if you don't have a weak stomach. The pictures are quite graphic.

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.FRY.
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oh shit
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Dobber
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When you try to steal the drama llama but bishop gets mad.
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ski_free_17
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Wow. That guy's ear...
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nochill
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they got rek't worse than a gaper attempting a jump
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cobra_commander
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awesome. guy brought a (really big) knife to a gun fight and won.
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Slush
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Me: "Hey, I guess I don't have a weak stomach. Might as well take a look"

(Sees pictures)

Me: "Holy shit...."
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406
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GO MAN CITY!!!
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stinky_cheese
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TwinipzMe: "Hey, I guess I don't have a weak stomach. Might as well take a look"

(Sees pictures)

Me: "Holy shit...."


i was gonna check out the pictures until i saw this

i'm the biggest wuss
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Slush
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stinky_petei was gonna check out the pictures until i saw this

i'm the biggest wuss


If you can't handle someones hand having being sliced open so deep you can see the bones of the fingers, i'd suggest not looking
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Dobber
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stinky_petei was gonna check out the pictures until i saw this

i'm the biggest wuss


Imaging somebody slicing your hand in half between your fingers.
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SFB
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holy shit those pics are gnarly, that guy fucked em up good.
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shibby
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oooo fuck that last pic is the one that got me.

got a link to a news article for this?

and fuck those guys, man u scum
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stinky_cheese
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TwinipzIf you can't handle someones hand having being sliced open so deep you can see the bones of the fingers, i'd suggest not looking


DobberImaging somebody slicing your hand in half between your fingers.


darn, i looked at them. i was not prepared for that at all
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NinetyFour
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ski_free_17Wow. That guy's ear...


"You wanna know how I got these scars?"
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Anathema
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gnarly. i feel like an angry dude with a sword is not someone i want to be around.

there's something about lacerations that get to me. i'd rather see people shot than sliced open like that. and i think i'd rather BE shot than sliced open like that...
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SKI.ING
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shibbyoooo fuck that last pic is the one that got me.

got a link to a news article for this?

and fuck those guys, man u scum

Yeah link to story?
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90053
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i blame ns for how desensitised i am to pictures like these..
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.Hugo.
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That dude is a fuckin badass
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dustygoldflakes
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I recommend a pocketknife
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theBearJew
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shibbyoooo fuck that last pic is the one that got me.

got a link to a news article for this?

and fuck those guys, man u scum



Its in Spanish, so some guy translated it, or just click and use google translate.

http://www.urgente24.com/238922-con-una-katana-se-enfrento-solo-a-3-delincuentes-armados

"An elderly man and his wife were resting at home around 3:30pm in Cordoba, Spain. (Siesta time.) Several guys broke into their home through a window, beat the hell out of the two of them, then began to separate the husband and wife – they were taking her to a different room.

The husband began to panic, grabbed a decorative sword off the wall, and started slashing the robbers. The robbers fled to a car where an accomplice was waiting and sped away. They were chased by cops, crashed into a pole of some sort, and were arrested.

The original article says the married couple have been together a bit more than 40 years, so we’re talking about people in their late 60s/early 70s in all probability."
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Slush
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theBearJewIts in Spanish, so some guy translated it, or just click and use google translate.

http://www.urgente24.com/238922-con-una-katana-se-enfrento-solo-a-3-delincuentes-armados

"An elderly man and his wife were resting at home around 3:30pm in Cordoba, Spain. (Siesta time.) Several guys broke into their home through a window, beat the hell out of the two of them, then began to separate the husband and wife – they were taking her to a different room.

The husband began to panic, grabbed a decorative sword off the wall, and started slashing the robbers. The robbers fled to a car where an accomplice was waiting and sped away. They were chased by cops, crashed into a pole of some sort, and were arrested.

The original article says the married couple have been together a bit more than 40 years, so we’re talking about people in their late 60s/early 70s in all probability."


Those scumbags deserve what they got. Poor old Spanish man and his wife get attacked, and they try to rape her? Definately justified. I hate to think about what would have happened if he did't fuck em up
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Barefootin_Fiend
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A gun shot seems much more humane than this....that shit's fucked up. Good on him though.
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270on420out
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*Sees pic of guys mutilated hand*

*flick of the wrist starts to play in my head*
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nate1097
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that dude is my fucking hero like im legit going out and buying a katana right now to scare the shit out of robbers






jk i live in like the smallest town ever i dont know if there has ever been an actual break-in
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airplaneface
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This is the best thread title ever.
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theBearJew
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nate1097that dude is my fucking hero like im legit going out and buying a katana right now to scare the shit out of robbers






jk i live in like the smallest town ever i dont know if there has ever been an actual break-in


Where do you live? Sounds to me like nobody has their guard up. Prime for robbing.
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yelsel
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Holy shit. I was not prepared for those pictures but good on the guy for protecting he and his wife.


Years ago, one of my retarded cousins and two of his buddies were big into drugs and ran out of money so naturally, they decided to rob this old man who lived near them. They ended up breaking into the guys house and find him watching TV by himself with a shotgun laying next to him. They had no idea he was a Veteran. The old man springs into action and pistol whips the shit out of my cousin and one of his friends. The other kid got scared and took off running out the door with the guy chasing him. Right before he was able to get in his car to leave, the old man got a shot off and caught him square in the ass.
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GregFlik
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I honestly would have never thought that the described "Decorative Sword" could do so much unadulterated damage. Like holy fuck man. I've seen the swords around me in those little Asia shops that sell swords, throwing stars, and throwing knives (In addition to like bongs and t-shirts) and never thought they would sharp enough to do damage like that.

Watch the old man be a honorary shogun from Japan or some shit like that.
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Nikolaus
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That ear pic fucked me up
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steezburgereddie
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Im never going to rob a house again.
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Rusticles
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NickyToorThat ear pic fucked me up


No shit, how is he alive??
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mike759
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my new role model
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ANDR01D
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Read this as "Guy fights off 5 home invaders with Katrina"

Was really hoping to read a story about Katrina beating the shit out of people.
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S.J.W
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Human version of Leonardo??
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Lé.Skiing
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This makes me feel justified for wanting to buy a Katana for a just in case scenario.
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Chubbs.
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The pictures are insane
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theBearJew
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Lé.SkiingThis makes me feel justified for wanting to buy a Katana for a just in case scenario.


Just dont get one from Craigslist. I got one for cheap, didnt even cut through a full milk carton.
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Laurent.
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If he had a cold steel Katana he would have cut them in half.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/766935/Warrior-Series-Katana---Cold-Steel-Swords
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PoLaRpEaK
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Laurent.If he had a cold steel Katana he would have cut them in half.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/766935/Warrior-Series-Katana---Cold-Steel-Swords


That was amazing
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Kakdeg
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I have to say that I was disappointed with the katana actually being a real katana, would have been way more gnarly if it was "Guy fights off 5 home invaders with a Völkl Katana" Maybe thats just me
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Chubz.
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Laurent.If he had a cold steel Katana he would have cut them in half.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/766935/Warrior-Series-Katana---Cold-Steel-Swords


I cant believe i watched that entire video..
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