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NO F*CKS GIVEN, NS

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dijon
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I WANT SOME EMBARRASSING STICKERS, NS

PLAYTEX, PORNHUB, TROJAN, WHATEVER WORKS!

TELL ME HOW I CAN OBTAIN THESE
Apr 14 2015 8:28AM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,186
Getting sponsored is the only way
Apr 14 2015 9:03AM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
http://www.amazon.com/Plotter-Creator-Sticker-Cutting-Machine/dp/B000TJV78G
Apr 14 2015 9:50AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
dijonASS


mhmmm
Apr 14 2015 10:27AM
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.otto.
Posts: 3494 - Karma: 12,899
I agree with lenconl, a sponsorship of some sorts must be obtained... maybe through a sponsor me edit would be best
Apr 14 2015 10:49AM
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dijon
Posts: 134 - Karma: 413
ROUGH DRAFT

"I LOVE YOUR PRODUCT, SO MUCH SO, THAT I WANT TO EXPRESS MY LOVE BY ADVERTISING IT ON MY BRAIN BUCKET WHILE I GO FRENCH-FRIES DOWN THE PARK. WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO SEND ME A STICKER PACK OF SORTS. THANKS, FROM A VALUED CUSTOMER."
Apr 14 2015 2:09PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,186
Keep it professional and don't use all caps.^^
Apr 14 2015 3:58PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
.lenconKeep it professional and don't use all caps.^^


don't listen to this dude. tell them your pullout game is weak and you ski a bunch and you need some stickers.
Apr 14 2015 5:02PM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
tell them you're retarded and maybe they will feel bad for you and send you some
Apr 14 2015 10:39PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,835
.lenconKeep it professional and don't use all caps.^^


Are you calling Tanner Hall unprofessional?
Apr 14 2015 11:08PM
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ghosthop
Posts: 631 - Karma: 1,027
savvy_skitell them you're retarded and maybe they will feel bad for you and send you some


OP, this is a great way to get laid when you're out at the bars too
Apr 14 2015 11:10PM
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,695
I'm pretty sure you can legit send a sticker request to pornhub. Idk where I saw it but its worth a shot.
Op better at least try
Apr 15 2015 7:49AM
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nate1097
Posts: 361 - Karma: 524
maybe you could ask if you could get like a pornhub facemask well ur at it
Apr 15 2015 10:18AM
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Thom4s
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,079
Pornhub tall tees. I'd rock it.
Apr 15 2015 10:33AM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
you have to film a porno to get pornhub stickers. everyone knows that

Post up, OP!
Apr 15 2015 4:33PM
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byubound
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 9,870
gengar.you have to film a porno to get pornhub stickers. everyone knows that

Post up, OP!


OP, this obviously means gengar wants to film a porno with you. Take advantage of this opportunity for all of humanity!
Apr 15 2015 8:03PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Pornhub provides one sticker for every full rights dick pic you send them. However the size of the sticker recieved depends on your penis size so if you want to cover your helment you will probably need to dedicate a 8 gb hard drive to dick pics.

lol literal hard drive
Apr 15 2015 8:09PM
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dijon
Posts: 134 - Karma: 413
BUMP -- STILL LOOKING
Apr 19 2015 10:58AM
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dijon
Posts: 134 - Karma: 413
dijonBUMP -- STILL LOOKING


UPDATE

THEYRE NOT GIVING OUT ANY STICKERS
Apr 24 2015 10:23AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
dijonUPDATE

THEYRE NOT GIVING OUT ANY STICKERS


Tell them you know ecb. That should help
Apr 24 2015 10:41AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
ANUSTARTPornhub provides one sticker for every full rights dick pic you send them. However the size of the sticker recieved depends on your penis size so if you want to cover your helment you will probably need to dedicate a 8 gb hard drive to dick pics.

lol literal hard drive


Dude hard drives are so last year. You need a full on flaccid drive if you want to go pro these days.
Apr 24 2015 4:05PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3743 - Karma: 7,771
Here's what you're looking for:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/370755401671?lpid=82&chn=ps
Apr 24 2015 7:31PM
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.Morton
Posts: 440 - Karma: 1,426
KreechDude hard drives are so last year. You need a full on flaccid drive if you want to go pro these days.


someone needs a "floppy disk"
Apr 24 2015 8:57PM
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