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Things better than sex

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HairyCox
Posts: 86 - Karma: 394
What are some things that are better than sex for you?

-skiing powder runs (last longer than sex)

-riding horses (non-sexually)/(sometimes sexually)

-demonstrating dominance in the club (non-sexually)

-listening to ICP with your homies on the stoop contemplating magnets and why are scientist are lying

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Apr 13 2015 10:38AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Op lets his dad eat apples out of his ass
Apr 13 2015 10:39AM
33 3
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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
Buying Full Tilts.
Apr 13 2015 10:40AM
6 3
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
LCP 4 LYFE
Apr 13 2015 10:42AM
3 0
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onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423
BJ's with nothing in return.
Apr 13 2015 10:53AM
7 0
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
heroin!
Apr 13 2015 11:02AM
3 10
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
For me two things come in a clear lead over sex. I would pick these things ANY DAY over having sex.

- Making money
- skiing powder with my bros
Apr 13 2015 11:07AM
7 3
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
Winning the lottery
Apr 13 2015 11:11AM
0 0
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Lus146
Posts: 422 - Karma: 2,282
Sweet Tart jelly beans.
Apr 13 2015 11:17AM
0 0
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956
a fat milky mole
Apr 13 2015 11:36AM
3 4
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
landing a new trick after trying for the past hour/landing it first try.
Apr 13 2015 11:42AM
2 0
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Sex with two people at the same time?
Apr 13 2015 11:49AM
19 0
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Mr.softcookie
Posts: 233 - Karma: 713
Lip on blind two
Apr 13 2015 1:06PM
29 0
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Kanye's existence

NS when there are no mods on

pr0n

The Beach Boys

Noodles

Getting a C-
Apr 13 2015 1:14PM
17 1
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,317
srs question, does ICP refer to Insane Clown Posse or loose Canon Playaz? because the latter sucks a big fat dick, but JUGALOS 4 LIFE xXx
Apr 13 2015 1:48PM
5 0
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 5,173
taco bell and a relieving post-school poop after holding it in the whole day
Apr 13 2015 5:13PM
2 0
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HairyCox
Posts: 86 - Karma: 394
TheHamburglarsrs question, does ICP refer to Insane Clown Posse or loose Canon Playaz? because the latter sucks a big fat dick, but JUGALOS 4 LIFE xXx


WHOOP WHOOP!!! HOMIES!
Apr 13 2015 5:25PM
1 1
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
being an american
Apr 13 2015 5:28PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
I wouldn't know :(
Apr 13 2015 5:28PM
15 0
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jca
Posts: 4172 - Karma: 6,310
IamMAN-skiing powder runs (last longer than sex)


you either ski really slow or only have quickies.
Apr 13 2015 6:03PM
3 1
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OP_has_Aids
Posts: 183 - Karma: 837
SFBbeing an american


10/10 #merica
Apr 13 2015 6:06PM
3 1
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,835
Everything is better than awkward high school sex.
Apr 13 2015 6:10PM
8 0
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
stinky_petetaco bell and a relieving post-school poop after holding it in the whole day


Saying pooping more or less means sex, since that pretty much is what buttsex feels like.



I would say playing with puppies (non sexually) or fries with mayo.
Apr 13 2015 6:10PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,186
SFBbeing an american


Don't you must of had sex in order to compare it to something?
Apr 13 2015 6:15PM
6 2
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
UglyboyDon't you must of had sex

sorry i dont speak retard
Apr 13 2015 11:17PM
34 2
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S.J.W
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SFBsorry i dont speak


You don't speak at all?
Apr 13 2015 11:23PM
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.CJ.
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UglyboyYou don't speak at all?

Uglyboy's mom set up a curse word filter so he doesn't see bad things
Apr 13 2015 11:31PM
28 1
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CaptainObvious.
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TheHamburglarsrs question, does ICP refer to Insane Clown Posse or loose Canon Playaz? because the latter sucks a big fat dick, but JUGALOS 4 LIFE xXx


I think you're confused regarding the definition of former and latter. What you meant to say was both. They both suck big fat dick.
Apr 13 2015 11:33PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,186
.CJ.Uglyboy's mom set up a curse word filter so he doesn't see bad things


My mother is a lovely elderly gypsie woman. Don't talk shit
Apr 13 2015 11:36PM
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Smuffy
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TheHamburglarsrs question, does ICP refer to Insane Clown Posse or loose Canon Playaz? because the latter sucks a big fat dick, but JUGALOS 4 LIFE xXx


gotta get that shit straight cuh
LCP -> Loose Cannon Playaz
ICP -> Insane Clown Posse
Apr 13 2015 11:45PM
3 0
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BAYKUR
Posts: 344 - Karma: 2,579
doing a layed-out backflip or
landing in deep pow
Apr 13 2015 11:53PM
5 1
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
IamMAN-skiing powder runs (last longer than sex)


Lol somebody is premature
Apr 14 2015 12:55AM
3 0
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
SFBsorry i dont speak retard


I lost so hard

Wow I wish k went higher
Apr 14 2015 1:13AM
5 1
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The_Powtographer
Posts: 43 - Karma: 408
Solid 7's
Apr 14 2015 1:22AM
5 0
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El.Guapo
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onLINEBJ's with nothing in return.


You like giving bjs with nothing in return?
Apr 14 2015 1:55AM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
you know whats not better than sex? sex. its about the same as sex
Apr 14 2015 2:07AM
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El.Guapo
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IamMAN-listening to ICP


not being an inbred baby
Apr 14 2015 2:12AM
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Toaster-Tony
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UglyboyMy mother is a lovely elderly gypsie woman. Don't talk shit


Strike 3
Apr 14 2015 9:32AM
2 0
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Jane6Saying pooping more or less means sex, since that pretty much is what buttsex feels like.



I would say playing with puppies (non sexually) or fries with mayo.


Is buttsex really all it's cracked up to be?
Apr 15 2015 2:00AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 29,989
IamMANWhat are some things that are better than sex for you?

-skiing powder runs (last longer than sex)


Where do you ski? Because last time I checked it didn't take 6 hours to make a powder run.

Sex with me, on the otherhand... let's just say Sting would be impressed.
Apr 15 2015 2:28AM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
DingoSeanWhere do you ski? Because last time I checked it didn't take 6 hours to make a powder run.

Sex with me, on the otherhand... let's just say Sting would be impressed.


omg LOL
Apr 15 2015 7:34AM
1 0
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
SFBsorry i dont speak retard


Damn...you don't even know the language of your own people...vibes broooo
Apr 15 2015 7:41AM
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GregFlik
Posts: 449 - Karma: 1,069
-Fresh Pizza (Sexually ofc)
-Energy Drinks
-Tax Refunds
-Wearing a Helmet when you needed to (Sexually and non-sexually)
-Saving a life
-Certain Drugs (To be fair, they are euphoric, like sex)
-Torrenting the first 4 episodes of GoT
Apr 15 2015 11:32AM
0 2
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tcm.worldwide
Posts: 562 - Karma: 3,458
Apr 15 2015 11:41AM
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SFB
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The referenced post has been removed.

stay mad : ^ )
Apr 15 2015 1:02PM
2 2
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louie.mirags
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Great friends in combo with music that moves you and

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Apr 15 2015 4:23PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
The moment you realize youre not gonna die when ski mountaineering scary stuff, listening to hoobastank really high
Apr 15 2015 6:35PM
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HairyCox
Posts: 86 - Karma: 394
Face melting guitar riff from Eddie Van Halen
Apr 15 2015 11:31PM
1 1
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Smuffy
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i established that im a tough guy in the club and it was sick
Apr 18 2015 6:08AM
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