Sitting in a dead hotel rental shop while WSSF is going off everywhere else.. Tell me a joke NS
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GhosterYour life
stinky_peteop getting #rekt
GhosterYour life
UglyboySince you're in Canada.
Have you ever thought why the maple leafs suck?because their name is fucking maple leaf. Hockey is one of the toughest games out there and you call your team maple leafs. That's not fucking scary. That makes two dudes butt fucking in the middle of Mardi grass look like a steal cage match. Maple leafs are the least scariest thing ever. They create fucking maple syrup. Change your name leafs and you might actually win a game
OzzyJHate to break it to you but they don't use maple leaves to make maple syrup.
OzzyJHate to break it to you but they don't use maple leaves to make maple syrup.
AnathemaWhat do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerus
elephino (shrugs)
it's funnier to say in person, ok
rballs_What's the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face.
UglyboyDon't read too much into the actual science behind the joke. But that joke killed it in Montreal when said it.
nutz.I'm in montreal and that joke sure didn't kill me!
Way too long and not remotely funny ahaha (and i'm not even a leafs fan), they were probably just being nice to an out of towner
snappedGuess the worst part is I actually laughed..
In another note how are you in every thread writing #rekt
Granite_StateHow many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
yungmoneyWhat's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's better than 10 babies in 1 tree? 1 baby in 10 trees.
How do you make a dead baby float? A glass of root bear and 2 scoops of baby.
What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? Your erection.
How do you get 10 dead babies into a bucket? With a blender.
How do you get them out again? Tortilla chips.