How did you fuck up today?

Laurent.Mama, just killed a man,

QuantumMechanicput a gun against his head

CameraWizPulled my trigger, now he's dead.

ShepuxMama, life had just begun

LonelyBut now I've gone and thrown it all away

JordanButtfartMAMA ooooOOOOooooOOOooo

JordanButtfartMAMA ooooOOOOooooOOOooo

Big5hiftydidn't mean to make you cry

HolteIf I'm not back again this time tomorrow

HolteIf I'm not back again this time tomorrow

g-daddyeasy come easy go, will you let me go

soulskierIt happened yesterday but I feel the circumstances are too extraordinary to keep to myself

I was playing Frisbee in the Gulf of Mexico when my wedding ring fell off

I stayed planted for about an hour and a half and directed the search party consisting of my family members and a few random strangers

I got completely burnt all around and we finally called it off

Had to deal with an extremely pissed off wife and finally started to straighten things out

Got in touch with a guy from the Holmes beach pd who told me he'd go dive the area with a metal detector the next day

Came back to the beach to shoot an azimuth from the 45th St post to pass on to the diver


Saw a man with a metal detector and asked him how good it was at finding gold, he game me the "oh shit, you did not"

Gave him the best directions I had (directly into the water from a lady under an umbrella)

Stayed and watched the waves crash hoping to see a flash

Saw him scoop up some dirt and start to sift, then dump it all out

he did the same thing again and I heard a clinking noise

He pulled out a gold ring

I cried

I ran up to him and gave him a huge bear hug

Probably one of the coolest people I've ever met that Alan Rice, still thrilled that there are still nice people out there

Ended up calling the wife and telling her to come to the beach not telling her why

Reproposed since the first one was a little bit mean

talked to Alan for a half hour or so who refused any sort of gratuity


Got laid

Still plotting some sort of thank you for Mr Rice

DobberI got out of bed

HolteIf I'm not back again this time tomorrow

g-daddyeasy come easy go, will you let me go

pattyeiksNoooo we will not let him go

SFBthat song fucking sucks

soulskierIt happened yesterday but I feel the circumstances are too extraordinary to keep to myself

I was playing Frisbee in the Gulf of Mexico when my wedding ring fell off

I stayed planted for about an hour and a half and directed the search party consisting of my family members and a few random strangers

I got completely burnt all around and we finally called it off

Had to deal with an extremely pissed off wife and finally started to straighten things out

Got in touch with a guy from the Holmes beach pd who told me he'd go dive the area with a metal detector the next day

Came back to the beach to shoot an azimuth from the 45th St post to pass on to the diver


Saw a man with a metal detector and asked him how good it was at finding gold, he game me the "oh shit, you did not"

Gave him the best directions I had (directly into the water from a lady under an umbrella)

Stayed and watched the waves crash hoping to see a flash

Saw him scoop up some dirt and start to sift, then dump it all out

he did the same thing again and I heard a clinking noise

He pulled out a gold ring

I cried

I ran up to him and gave him a huge bear hug

Probably one of the coolest people I've ever met that Alan Rice, still thrilled that there are still nice people out there

Ended up calling the wife and telling her to come to the beach not telling her why

Reproposed since the first one was a little bit mean

talked to Alan for a half hour or so who refused any sort of gratuity


Got laid

Still plotting some sort of thank you for Mr Rice

soulskierIt happened yesterday but I feel the circumstances are too extraordinary to keep to myself

I was playing Frisbee in the Gulf of Mexico when my wedding ring fell off

I stayed planted for about an hour and a half and directed the search party consisting of my family members and a few random strangers

I got completely burnt all around and we finally called it off

Had to deal with an extremely pissed off wife and finally started to straighten things out

Got in touch with a guy from the Holmes beach pd who told me he'd go dive the area with a metal detector the next day

Came back to the beach to shoot an azimuth from the 45th St post to pass on to the diver


Saw a man with a metal detector and asked him how good it was at finding gold, he game me the "oh shit, you did not"

Gave him the best directions I had (directly into the water from a lady under an umbrella)

Stayed and watched the waves crash hoping to see a flash

Saw him scoop up some dirt and start to sift, then dump it all out

he did the same thing again and I heard a clinking noise

He pulled out a gold ring

I cried

I ran up to him and gave him a huge bear hug

Probably one of the coolest people I've ever met that Alan Rice, still thrilled that there are still nice people out there

Ended up calling the wife and telling her to come to the beach not telling her why

Reproposed since the first one was a little bit mean

talked to Alan for a half hour or so who refused any sort of gratuity


Got laid

Still plotting some sort of thank you for Mr Rice

cool_nameHow was your first proposal mean?

RRhighriderSent an email to the wrong person

J-dolloI don't think this is a thread yet. But talk about something that you fucked up on today. For me, I cut a wire at my work that set a fire alarm off and made the rest of my crew have to stay 5 hours later than normal to fix it

J-dolloNot having the best luck with work this week. Spent a full night leading my crew to pull cables all night to the wrong spot, and then get called this morning to be yelled at. Awesome

CaseyJesus do something right for a change.

ggfski42Just finished my Calc exam.... andddd my calculater was set in Radians.

cool_nameHow was your first proposal mean?

MinggI ordered the wrong kind of external hard drive from amazon.

CameraWizMy fault.