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Help me pick my next bong!

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DJtearegas
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shit I'm considering:

-mobius stereo matrix
-DG frit disk
-illadelph 9mm beaker/straight
-SG king stemline
-US tubes 9mm

this is going to be used for flower only, I have a wicked sands sidecar for oil

money isn't an issue but be reasonable this is glass that I could break or lose somehow
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10 years ago
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.Hugo.
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You should just stick to smokin pole
10 years ago
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robbinJAHood
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pics???
10 years ago
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Chubz.
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weed kills.


If you smoke weed you're a scumbag
10 years ago
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ThaLorax
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SG or US for sure.
10 years ago
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DJtearegas
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if youre going to vote other please tell me what u suggest...fuckin idiots







10 years ago
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~bagelz~
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My good friend has a Goldstein frit disk perc bong with an adapter for a flower bowl and that thing is so amazing. It's insanely smooth and has no drag. Plus bubble stacks!
10 years ago
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corona
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10 years ago
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robbinJAHood
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VinnieF


hey I have that one
10 years ago
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theabortionator
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meth pipe
10 years ago
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SFB
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10 years ago
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Ghoster
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10 years ago
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NEPTR
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Chubz.weed kills.


If you smoke weed you're a scumbag


chubz... you smoke weed
10 years ago
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japanada
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Why not get some non brand name glass for like $100? My buddy got a $400ish Illedelphia fritted and my cheapo $70 fritted hits the same...weve had many blind smoke offs and you cant tell the difference. Other than the gaudy logos and writing on it.
10 years ago
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bfulmer
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Get whatever you like most, they're all gonna serve the same purpose.
10 years ago
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DJtearegas
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japanadaWhy not get some non brand name glass for like $100? My buddy got a $400ish Illedelphia fritted and my cheapo $70 fritted hits the same...weve had many blind smoke offs and you cant tell the difference. Other than the gaudy logos and writing on it.


illadelph has never produced anything with a fritted disc percolator, your friend bought a fake

also the point of either of the 9mm's is durability and ease of use, if I wanted the best hit i'd just get the DG and be done with it but you have to consider other things when buying glass
10 years ago
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Yaraelpoof.png
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http://www.therichest.com/luxury/most-expensive/getting-high-with-the-highest-priced-bongs/
10 years ago
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Cotter
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Get a handheld vape with a hydrotube, you'll never go back. I'm setup with an Arizer Solo with PVHES 14mm and F-Bomb tube. Way cleaner and more effecient use of your flower.
10 years ago
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pow_pow~
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gatorade bottle, hose, cone piece. you literally cannot go wrong.

- they dont break
- theyre cheap
- you look like a sick cunt
10 years ago
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connory998
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Id get that illadelph straight tube. Most durable, easiest to keep clean. Every piece of glass i owned when i smoked always ended up broken, so im a fan of durability & easy cleaning over fancy perks & shit. My bong that lasted the longest was a very similar 9mm straight tube.
10 years ago
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123+ski
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I would say go local, and whatever you get, make sure its pretty thick. Some of the brands are cool, and they do make very nice pieces, I actually really like some of the smaller "scientific" type pieces, but if you have a local shop/blower, they make some really cool and unique ones that function the same as the big brands, if not better (for the price).
10 years ago
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Nikolaus
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Finally a poll that's actually related to the fucking thread.
10 years ago
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Dobber
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pow_pow~


gatorade bottle, hose, cone piece. you literally cannot go wrong.

- they dont break
- theyre cheap
- you look like a sick cunt


This. Especially if you are in high school like me.
10 years ago
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steezburgereddie
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VinnieF


I clicked on this thread expecting to see a 29cm long penis bong. And that is a 29cm long penis bong.
10 years ago
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Lé.Skiing
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I know you said be reasonable, but you might want to check out Hoss. It's pretty much build a bong.

Another you can check out is Roor. Those are the two most popular name brands of bongs in BC.
10 years ago
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japanada
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DJtearegasilladelph has never produced anything with a fritted disc percolator, your friend bought a fake

also the point of either of the 9mm's is durability and ease of use, if I wanted the best hit i'd just get the DG and be done with it but you have to consider other things when buying glass



So sorry, mixing up his goldstien and ill tubes. Either way my thoughts are the same. Many 9mm tubes out there on the low low, save money and go get more green, ski gear, beer, see a show ect. Or how about save it up?

No idea why Im in here, I smoke but a bowl or two a week anymore.
10 years ago
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onLINE
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10 years ago
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DJtearegas
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ended up with the sovereignty king stemline


happy 420 newschoolers

10 years ago
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jabroni.
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my homegirl has the mobius stereo matrix thingy its pretty cool
it stacks crazy
10 years ago
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ThaLorax
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DJtearegasended up with the sovereignty king stemline


happy 420 newschoolers



That thing is a work of art
10 years ago
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death_grips
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shotty pipe + plastic drink bottle.
if you're stoned you're stoned right??
10 years ago
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TheDoughAbides
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DJtearegasended up with the sovereignty king stemline


happy 420 newschoolers


aaaaaaaah you know you shoulda gotten dat mobius!
10 years ago
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DJtearegas
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TheDoughAbidesaaaaaaaah you know you shoulda gotten dat mobius!


having the one water level is huge to me

I was originally looking at the straights over anything else for that very reason

also, I've ripped a stereo matrix, I prefer the flexibility of the sov

of course mothership glass beats them all but thats a different price range
10 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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DJtearegashaving the one water level is huge to me

I was originally looking at the straights over anything else for that very reason

also, I've ripped a stereo matrix, I prefer the flexibility of the sov

of course mothership glass beats them all but thats a different price range


as a huge stoner, i always hate when bong nerds start spewing big words. You're smoking weed, stop being so proud of the science some stoner blew into your glass.

And stop acting like glass is some high-brow hand crafted art, it's a weed bong, and its going to look/smell gross as fuck in about a week. After you get super stoned off it. Really classy.
10 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Lord_Byronas a huge stoner, i always hate when bong nerds start spewing big words. You're smoking weed, stop being so proud of the science some stoner blew into your glass.

And stop acting like glass is some high-brow hand crafted art, it's a weed bong, and its going to look/smell gross as fuck in about a week. After you get super stoned off it. Really classy.


don't hate, Byron. ur just jealous u don't got ur hands on some real puff puff pass cronic bubonic reefer spliff bong bubble haze oil dispenser vapecron glassbuffystuffy that gets u super croned like 420
10 years ago
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no_steeze
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I LIKE SMOKING WEED TOO
10 years ago
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DJtearegas
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Lord_Byronas a huge stoner, i always hate when bong nerds start spewing big words. You're smoking weed, stop being so proud of the science some stoner blew into your glass.

And stop acting like glass is some high-brow hand crafted art, it's a weed bong, and its going to look/smell gross as fuck in about a week. After you get super stoned off it. Really classy.


im gonna pretend you arent trolling just for the education of readers:

cleaning a bong is very easy, I use acetone (sold as 100% acetone nail polish remover at walgreens), other people use isopropyl alcohol (91%)
10 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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DJtearegasim gonna pretend you arent trolling just for the education of readers:

cleaning a bong is very easy, I use acetone (sold as 100% acetone nail polish remover at walgreens), other people use isopropyl alcohol (91%)


iso 97 is a bit tougher to find but a cheap alternative. I use 420 cleaner for my downstems and bowl pieces, the salt does wonders removing big chunks. But acetone is the bees knees, and the only way i can clean my goldstein ashcatcher.

I love my stax tho, it's grav labs glass so its reliable and sturdy, and if you ever break any single piece of it you can cheaply replace parts of it. And cleaning it is ez as fuck because every piece can be taken apart and sealed. I like it better than my Hi Sci or Roar.
10 years ago
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Algebra
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do you smoke moles or what?
10 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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no.pulpdo you smoke moles or what?


yes, molelyfe, I'm a mole rat.

But the mole bong is a shitty $100 maverick, so who gives a fuck.
10 years ago
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B-runge
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Lord_Byronyes, molelyfe, I'm a mole rat.

But the mole bong is a shitty $100 maverick, so who gives a fuck.


lol, we should be friends
10 years ago
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RICK_ROSS
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no_steezeI LIKE SMOKING WEED TOO

BRO YOU WANNA COME LIGHT UP AND BLAZE ONE IN MY MOMS BASEMENT?
10 years ago
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ComptonKush
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pow_pow~


gatorade bottle, hose, cone piece. you literally cannot go wrong.

- they dont break
- theyre cheap
- you look like a sick cunt


haha how about joint papers instead? Much cheaper and you can smoke a hell of a lot more I don't understand why people smoke weird plastic stoner Macgyver smoking devices.
10 years ago
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arnie_grape
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pow_pow~- you look like a sick cunt


or a highschooler
or a homeless person
10 years ago
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Mr.noodle
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VinnieF


That's gunna make boofing 18 times easier
10 years ago
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qazwsxedc34
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10 years ago
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S.J.W
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TheFirehaha how about joint papers instead? Much cheaper and you can smoke a hell of a lot more I don't understand why people smoke weird plastic stoner Macgyver smoking devices.



your weed stretches more when you hit it from bongs. And they're not exactly weird. They're just bongs but made with a Gatorade bottle. Plus you get Gatorade
10 years ago
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pow_pow~
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TheFirehaha how about joint papers instead? Much cheaper and you can smoke a hell of a lot more I don't understand why people smoke weird plastic stoner Macgyver smoking devices.


i can have a joint which wont really get me that high, whereas if i put the same amount of weed through a bong ill get really high
10 years ago
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ComptonKush
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pow_pow~i can have a joint which wont really get me that high, whereas if i put the same amount of weed through a bong ill get really high


buy high grade or get a bigger joint paper you'll get high.

Glass bongs are good, plastic home made bongs and smoking devices are not my thing just pay 40 and get a bong you can use thousands of times and get Gatorade for the cotton mouth.
10 years ago
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Big_Spence
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should have gone with the mobius imo. i water tested every brand name stemless prodo tube in that range and i ended up with the 65t. quicker clear, easier to clean and more tube space.
10 years ago
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pow_pow~
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TheFirebuy high grade or get a bigger joint paper you'll get high.

Glass bongs are good, plastic home made bongs and smoking devices are not my thing just pay 40 and get a bong you can use thousands of times and get Gatorade for the cotton mouth.


you cant get high grade here. weed is weed. buying bigger joint paper just means more weed?
10 years ago
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