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TBK_ski.coOne time I lacerated my hand trying to puncture a whippets canister with a steak knife, and a chick came over and brought me to the bathroom to wash out the cut and bandage it. And then I fucked her. With blood pouring out of my my hand. I ruined all my clothes.
TBK_ski.coOne time I lacerated my hand trying to puncture a whippets canister with a steak knife, and a chick came over and brought me to the bathroom to wash out the cut and bandage it. And then I fucked her. With blood pouring out of my my hand. I ruined all my clothes.
TBK_ski.coOne time I lacerated my hand trying to puncture a whippets canister with a steak knife, and a chick came over and brought me to the bathroom to wash out the cut and bandage it. And then I fucked her. With blood pouring out of my my hand. I ruined all my clothes.
CaptainObvious.You're such a god awful member.
TBK_ski.coOne time I lacerated my hand trying to puncture a whippets canister with a steak knife, and a chick came over and brought me to the bathroom to wash out the cut and bandage it. And then I fucked her. With blood pouring out of my my hand. I ruined all my clothes.
RICK_ROSSsure it was your blood?
CaptainObvious.You're such a god awful member.
CameraWizWho is worse Tbk or JenniferGarner?
TBK_ski.coOne time I lacerated my hand trying to puncture a whippets canister with a steak knife, and a chick came over and brought me to the bathroom to wash out the cut and bandage it. And then I fucked her. With blood pouring out of my my hand. I ruined all my clothes.
DiabeetoI've said it before..
walk up up to the hottest girl in the party- your clock starts now, you have 30 seconds to make an impression. Say something funny, compliment her, start some small talk, but make sure it's something she'll remember. Then, just walk away. Dont talk to her. Don't acknowldege her. But stay in the same area and have some fun, pound some drinks, and make sure to talk up other girls in the mean time (you nees back up plans). Then by the end of the night, if you made a good enough impression and didn't make yourself look like too big of a tool in mean time, you should be able to come back and cleanup. This has been another session of dating tips with diabeeto.
CluckaChuckCouldn't of said it better myself. This can also be applied at the bar. Go up to the hottest girl in the room and ask what she drinks, buy it, bring her it and just walk away without saying anything. Walk back to your group of friends and keep socializing (assuming your friends are relatively close to where she is sitting/standing). Within 5 minutes the curiosity will eat away at her until she comes over and ask's about your little "stunt." The best response is usually: "You're the prettiest girl in the room, and I wanted to pay for your drink." This is your ice breaker.
Thom4sWhat matters is that you do it right. No glove no love.
CluckaChuckCouldn't of said it better myself. This can also be applied at the bar. Go up to the hottest girl in the room and ask what she drinks, buy it, bring her it and just walk away without saying anything. Walk back to your group of friends and keep socializing (assuming your friends are relatively close to where she is sitting/standing). Within 5 minutes the curiosity will eat away at her until she comes over and ask's about your little "stunt." The best response is usually: "You're the prettiest girl in the room, and I wanted to pay for your drink." This is your ice breaker.
CluckaChuckCouldn't of said it better myself. This can also be applied at the bar. Go up to the hottest girl in the room and ask what she drinks, buy it, bring her it and just walk away without saying anything. Walk back to your group of friends and keep socializing (assuming your friends are relatively close to where she is sitting/standing). Within 5 minutes the curiosity will eat away at her until she comes over and ask's about your little "stunt." The best response is usually: "You're the prettiest girl in the room, and I wanted to pay for your drink." This is your ice breaker.
Mr.BishopDude, this is actually fucking brilliant.
I bet this would be a killer move. KILLER. Man, sometimes I miss the chase of being single. Don't get to do this kind of shit after you're married.
CluckaChuckI feel your pain. I haven't had the chance to pull this stunt in over 3 years.
Mr.BishopDon't get to do this kind of shit after you're married.
CluckaChuckCouldn't of said it better myself. This can also be applied at the bar. Go up to the hottest girl in the room and ask what she drinks, buy it, bring her it and just walk away without saying anything. Walk back to your group of friends and keep socializing (assuming your friends are relatively close to where she is sitting/standing). Within 5 minutes the curiosity will eat away at her until she comes over and ask's about your little "stunt." The best response is usually: "You're the prettiest girl in the room, and I wanted to pay for your drink." This is your ice breaker.
Logey.On paper this tactic seems like it would work, but with all of the date rape drugs going around this method could be taken the wrong way. If you were a girl and a guy handed you a drink without saying a word to you, i'm sure your first thought would be "whats in this?".
Mr.BishopDid it work like a fucking charm or what? I mean that sounds like a lot of elements of the perfect pick up move. Mysterious, badboy, respectful, not giving them too much, non-offensive.... it actually is basically the most brilliant strategy I think I've ever come across. Would love to hear some field stories. :)
Logey.On paper this tactic seems like it would work, but with all of the date rape drugs going around this method could be taken the wrong way. If you were a girl and a guy handed you a drink without saying a word to you, i'm sure your first thought would be "whats in this?".
DiabeetoI've said it before..
walk up up to the hottest girl in the party- your clock starts now, you have 30 seconds to make an impression. Say something funny, compliment her, start some small talk, but make sure it's something she'll remember. Then, just walk away. Dont talk to her. Don't acknowldege her. But stay in the same area and have some fun, pound some drinks, and make sure to talk up other girls in the mean time (you nees back up plans). Then by the end of the night, if you made a good enough impression and didn't make yourself look like too big of a tool in mean time, you should be able to come back and cleanup. This has been another session of dating tips with diabeeto.
Caucasian_AsianTry being not ugly.
no_steezeIs it harder than just going up to an attractive girl who looks pretty drunk and dancing with her? You dance near her creepily, then move closer and start dancing with her slightly less creepily, and then she starts grinding on you while you have some meaningless conversation exchanging names and mutual friends as you scream in eachothers' ears, then she occasionally turns around so you can make out with her and grab her ass on the dancefloor, then you go home and have sex
Caucasian_AsianTry being not ugly.
*Nickdel*Let me just crawl back up my moms vag and hope I come out better looking
Logey.On paper this tactic seems like it would work, but with all of the date rape drugs going around this method could be taken the wrong way. If you were a girl and a guy handed you a drink without saying a word to you, i'm sure your first thought would be "whats in this?".
DiabeetoI've said it before..
walk up up to the hottest girl in the party- your clock starts now, you have 30 seconds to make an impression. Say something funny, compliment her, start some small talk, but make sure it's something she'll remember. Then, just walk away. Dont talk to her. Don't acknowldege her. But stay in the same area and have some fun, pound some drinks, and make sure to talk up other girls in the mean time (you nees back up plans). Then by the end of the night, if you made a good enough impression and didn't make yourself look like too big of a tool in mean time, you should be able to come back and cleanup. This has been another session of dating tips with diabeeto.
CluckaChuckCouldn't of said it better myself. This can also be applied at the bar. Go up to the hottest girl in the room and ask what she drinks, buy it, bring her it and just walk away without saying anything. Walk back to your group of friends and keep socializing (assuming your friends are relatively close to where she is sitting/standing). Within 5 minutes the curiosity will eat away at her until she comes over and ask's about your little "stunt." The best response is usually: "You're the prettiest girl in the room, and I wanted to pay for your drink." This is your ice breaker.
RICK_ROSSjoin a frat then rape them, duh.
Mr.BishopAh god dammit... you're right. That is a critical flaw.
Especially since this whole bill cosby business.
Woulda worked in the 90s / early 2000s fantastically.
-emile-I don't see the flaw, it's not like you're actually just going over to her and handing her a drink without saying anything...
you ask her waht she's drinking pay for it, she's right next to you.
the bartender hands it to you, you slide it to her tell her to enjoy herself and walk out.
it's a matter of being smooth and how you appear. it's really easy to pick up chicks in a bar with the right approach.
Mr.BishopOk good point - you'd at least need to update the plan to have her at the bar, where she can see the bartender mix it without you bein in between.
